fucking ghost

marvel and dmc

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Dante : I’m sorry for all the stuff I said.

Vergil : And for punching me in the face?

Dante : No, you definitely deserved that.

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Dante: When I die, I want my gravestone to read ‘mistakes were made’.

Vergil: Isn’t that already on your birth certificate? 

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Vergil: There is no living or dead.

Vergil: Only those who will and those who won't be bothering me again.  

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Kyrie: Putting ‘uwu’ at the end of a sentence makes the sentence cute and unharmful.

Nero: I love you uwu

Dante: I Just got food uwu

Vergil: I’ll fucking murder you uwu

V: Please don’t do that uwu

Vergil : No promises uwu

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police officer: you have the right to remain silent.

Dante: I have the right, but I do not have the ability

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Vergil: sorry, my hand slipped. 

Dante: you threw it at me. 

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Vergil: Has anyone seen Nero?

Nico: Hold on, I got this.

Nico: All these voices inside of my head, blinding my sight in a curtain of red, frustration is getting bigger, bang bang bang—

Nero: PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER!!

Vergil:

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Dante: Vergil? what are you doing?

Vergil: Nero asked me to take out the trash so that’s what I’m doing.

Dante: COULD YOU STOP POINTING THAT SHOTGUN AT MY HEAD, VERGIL?!

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Vergil: what goes up but never comes down

Nero: the amount of stress you bring to this family

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Nero: are you okay?

Dante: yes, just... thinking.

Vergil: don’t do that. we both know you aren’t good at it.

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Nero: stop it, both of you!

Dante and Vergil: what?

Nero: I can HEAR both of you looking at each other watch hate. It’s frustrating.

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Dante: why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed. 

Vergil: Dante, no. 

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Dante: do you like my outfit?

Trish: not as much as I like what’s underneath it.

Dante: oh Trish ;)

Trish: no, I need your chair. Get up.

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Dante: [holds door open for Nero] after you

Nero: no, no, after you

Dante: I insist-

Vergil: [pushes past both of them] after me, bitches

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Vergil: close your eyes bro

Dante: okay bro

Vergil: what do you see bro

Dante: nothing bro

Vergil: that’s what you are bro

Dante: br-

Dante:

Dante: YOU LITTLE BITCH!

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Virgil, while living with Dante: I am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me.

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Nero: why is Vergil in bathroom, on the floor, crying?

Dante: he’s drunk.

Nero: and?

Dante: and he heard that Nevan is married.

Nero: but.....he is Nevan’s husband.

Dante: yeah, we know that.