Dante : I’m sorry for all the stuff I said.
Vergil : And for punching me in the face?
Dante : No, you definitely deserved that.
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Dante : I’m sorry for all the stuff I said.
Vergil : And for punching me in the face?
Dante : No, you definitely deserved that.
Dante: When I die, I want my gravestone to read ‘mistakes were made’.
Vergil: Isn’t that already on your birth certificate?Â
Vergil: There is no living or dead.
Vergil: Only those who will and those who won't be bothering me again. Â
Kyrie: Putting ‘uwu’ at the end of a sentence makes the sentence cute and unharmful.
Nero: I love you uwu
Dante: I Just got food uwu
Vergil: I’ll fucking murder you uwu
V: Please don’t do that uwu
Vergil : No promises uwu
police officer: you have the right to remain silent.
Dante: I have the right, but I do not have the ability
Vergil: sorry, my hand slipped.Â
Dante: you threw it at me.Â
Vergil: Has anyone seen Nero?
Nico: Hold on, I got this.
Nico: All these voices inside of my head, blinding my sight in a curtain of red, frustration is getting bigger, bang bang bang—
Nero: PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER!!
Vergil:
Dante: Vergil? what are you doing?
Vergil: Nero asked me to take out the trash so that’s what I’m doing.
Dante: COULD YOU STOP POINTING THAT SHOTGUN AT MY HEAD, VERGIL?!
Vergil: what goes up but never comes down
Nero: the amount of stress you bring to this family
Nero: are you okay?
Dante: yes, just... thinking.
Vergil: don’t do that. we both know you aren’t good at it.
Nero: stop it, both of you!
Dante and Vergil: what?
Nero: I can HEAR both of you looking at each other watch hate. It’s frustrating.
Dante: why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.Â
Vergil: Dante, no.Â
Dante: do you like my outfit?
Trish: not as much as I like what’s underneath it.
Dante: oh Trish ;)
Trish: no, I need your chair. Get up.
Dante: [holds door open for Nero] after you
Nero: no, no, after you
Dante: I insist-
Vergil: [pushes past both of them] after me, bitches
Vergil: close your eyes bro
Dante: okay bro
Vergil: what do you see bro
Dante: nothing bro
Vergil: that’s what you are bro
Dante: br-
Dante:
Dante: YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Virgil, while living with Dante: I am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me.
Nero: why is Vergil in bathroom, on the floor, crying?
Dante: he’s drunk.
Nero: and?
Dante: and he heard that Nevan is married.
Nero: but.....he is Nevan’s husband.
Dante: yeah, we know that.