Your imagines are so amazing! I love them :) Can I ask for a scenario where all of GOM + Kagami are playing mario kart together?
[hi lovely! i recall you being one of my very first followers, so thank you so much for your support! <3 i hope you enjoy this scenario uwu ~ it’s literally all gom banter oops i had way too much fun writing this i hope that’s okay ]
Aomine Daiki would get defensive/fight over which character he gets to play:
“I want Peach.” Aomine informs everyone.
“No, I want Peach. You can have Mario, Aominecchi.”
"Like hell I want Mario! Mario’s got no tits!”
“I deserve to have Peach because we’re both blonde!"
”Huh? How is that even relevant to anything?”
"Shut-up,” Kagami groans from beside Aomine, “Both of you. Why’re both cryin’ over something so stupid?”
“What was that, Bakagami? You wanna go?”
“Kurokocchiiiiiiiiiii…” Kise turns to his former Teiko teammate for support. “Who do you think deserves to play as Peach?"
"I don’t really want to get involved,” Kuroko replies with a honest, blank stare. “But I think there’s no point in the two of you arguing, because Murasakibara-kun has already locked in Princess Peach.”
There is a slight pause as they stare at Kuroko, and then the screen. Sure enough, Peach had been claimed under Murasakibara’s name, and his avatar was now of a blonde princess.
“That’s playing dirty, Murasakibaracchi…” Kise complains, whilst Kagami holds back Aomine from swiping at Murasakibara’s controller. Akashi and Midorima look on in amusement, and Kuroko stares at the screen impassively.
”Che. I bet you don’t even know a single thing about Peach.” Aomine mutters darkly.
The only reply Murasakibara offers him is a shrug.
Kise Ryouta is very impressed at the realistic background details:
“Ryouta, I believe the whole point of a race is to move as fast as possible."
Kise purses his lips in a pout. ”But everything is animated so nicely, Akashicchi,” He retorts. “I bet you’ve never taken any time to enjoy the scenery because you’re too busy trying to kill people with turtle shells at high speeds.”
"Yes.” Akashi agrees. “I don’t look at the scenery because I am too busy winning every race.”
“Well,” Kise sniffs defiantly, his finger repeatedly pressing the accelerator button instead of holding it down, resulting in him moving very slowly, “Not everything is about winning…”
But Akashi doesn’t hear him because he is, in fact, busy winning the race, and Kise continues to race in his own made-up ‘sight-seeing mode’ - even occasionally stopping to check if he could interact with the NPCs on the side of the race track.
However, moments later, he whines as a message pops up on the screen.
”What?!” He complains. “It says I just got kicked off for trolling!"
Midorima Shintaro tries to control two karts at the same time.
"Murasakibara!” An irritated yell rips out of Midorima’s lips, and he curses his lucky item for not working - having to be paired up with Murasakibara, of all people. “Hurry up, the game is starting! And just how many packets of pocky do you plan on eating??”
“Just a little longer, Mido-chin~” Comes Murasakibara’s nonchalant reply from the kitchen. “Play for me, okay? ~”
”Aho. How am I meant to race with two karts at the same time -” He breaks off, fuming as the countdown appears on screen. “Oh, for god’s sake…” Midorima reaches over to take Murasakibara’s controller with his left hand, whilst his own is in his right.
“Just think of it as a mini-game, Midorima-kun,” Kuroko suggests, feeling sorry for his former teammate. “You can find out which one of your hands is better at playing mario kart.”
“Obviously the hand he uses to wank will win, Tetsu,” Aomine claims confidently. “That’s a given."
“W-What!” Midorima splutters in disbelief, and misses the beginning of the race. Quickly, his thumbs are on the joysticks and he’s operating two controllers at once - wincing when both characters ram into the side of the track. Narrowing his eyes, he pushes all thoughts out of his head and focuses on catching up at least one of his characters. Soon enough, he passes Kagami, Kuroko, and Kise - finding himself to be directly behind Aomine.
“Hey look, Peach’s in third place. Do you jerk off with your left hand, Midorima?” Aomine casually asks.
“I thought you were right-handed, Midorimacchi. That’s weird."
"Interesting, Shintaro.” Akashi comments.
Midorima chokes, and drops both controllers before abruptly standing up.
“I’m leaving.” He states, adjusting his glasses with a scowl. “Good day to you all.”
Murasakibara Atsushi is happy to participate in any game that involves food.
After too many rounds of both Balloon Battle and VS modes, Kise suggests a different way to play Mario Kart.
“It’s called ‘Hide the Banana’,” He explains, “It’s really simple - we do it in the battle mode on a really big map and set a time limit. One of us hides the banana and the rest of us has to find it. First one to find it gets a prize!"
”Huh?” Aomine blinks. “What are you, five?”
"So laaaaame.” Kagami complains. “And here I was thinking that you had a good idea, for once.”
“You’re so mean, Kagamicchi!”
“I’m sorry, Kise-kun,” Kuroko’s tone is apologetic. “I don’t think it sounds that fun either."
"Kurokocchi, not you too!"
"What will the prize be, Ryouta?” Akashi doesn’t flat out reject the idea, although uncertainty reflects in his gaze.
“I haven’t thought that far yet…maybe everyone has to chip in and buy the winner pizza or something?”
Murasakibara picks up his controller immediately and begins to flick through the list of maps, much to everyone’s surprise.
“Oi, what do you think you’re doing, Murasakibara?”
“Choosing a map,” He replies lazily. “I want a meat-lovers pizza, by the way.”
Everyone tries to gang up on Kuroko Tetsuya in Balloon Battle:
Unlike in the real world, Kuroko can’t use misdirection to make his Yoshi disappear and go unnoticed by others, and everyone takes this opportunity to gang up on him almost every Balloon Battle round because for once, they can actually see his presence.
“Throwing a bomb to pop a balloon seems a bit like an overkill, don’t you think?” Kuroko questions, whilst manoeuvring his kart away from Aomine, who is chasing him with a set of triple green shells. He swiftly dodges all three, having already become familiar with the way Aomine plays.
“Shut up, Tetsu.” Comes an angry mutter from Aomine as his kart spins off course due to a banana peel. “How the hell did you get so good at dodging, anyway?"
"Kurokocchi!,” Kise whines as Kuroko zooms past him, before making a sharp left, causing Kise to crash into Midorima, who was also previously after him. “This isn’t basketball, so please stop using me as a screen!"
"KUROKO!!!” Kagami yells as he drives his kart off the ramp on the Block Fort map in an attempt to land directly on top of Kuroko’s kart - forgetting that he would lose a balloon himself if he jumped from too high. “Teme!!”
Akashi Seijuro doesn’t allow anyone but himself to take control, even in Mario Kart.
"I don’t like this map.” Kise frowns. “It’s kind of scary.”
“Don’t be silly, Ryouta.” Akashi chides as he hovers over the Twilight House map. “Everyone knows this map is the best for Coin Runners."
"But Akashicchi, it’s a floating house in the middle of a forest with a void that you can fall -“
"Stop crying, Kise-chin.” Murasakibara mumbles idly. “You’re being a baby.”
“But in all seriousness, Akashi,” Midorima explains, “Twilight House is perhaps the most annoying map to play because of that void. I can already imagine Kagami falling off the balcony so many times that he ends up throwing the controller across the room and breaks something in the process."
"Oi listen here, you carrot-head bastard -”
“Silence, all of you.” Akashi’s voice is quiet, but unmistakably commanding. He presses A on his controller to select the map. “We’re playing this map. My orders are absolute.”
Kagami Taiga likes to show off:
“Yosh! Let’s do this! Try and catch up to me, guys!”
"Waaah, Kagamicchi, teach me how to do that…!”
“Stop showing off, Kagami, you bastard."
“You’re driving backwards, Kagami-kun.”
