Of all the possible jokes in this format I did not expect the Tower of Babel

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Of all the possible jokes in this format I did not expect the Tower of Babel
This is called humanity
“A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they shall never sit.”
#raise your shields #because you’re about to get wrecked
Watch: The most wonderful moment of joy came when he entered a Nazi guard bungalow.
We are the last generation who can hear from these survivors directly. Do not take that lightly. Do not waste that opportunity. Do not forget your freedom isn’t infinitely guarenteed. And do not, do not, let it happen again.
Optimism thwarted by Ozai’s angels.
HUFFLEPUFF: “Do not accept brutality and cruelty as normal even if it is sanctioned. Protect the vulnerable and encourage the afraid. If you are brave, stand up for others. If you cannot be brave – and it is often hard to be brave – be kind.” –Sarah Kendzior
“Rogue One”, or alternately, “All Those Times Jyn and Cassian Had Zero Concept of Personal Space and Stood Unnecessarily Close to One Another Like WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME LIKE THIS???”
remember when Leia dressed in a dead man’s clothes, dragged one of her best friends into Jabba’s palace in chains, activated a detonator she was holding and kept holding it while staring down Jabba’s thugs and all the guns pointed at her, sold her friend to Jabba, rescued her boyfriend–who she knew was blind–and dramatically whipped off her disguise to give a clever one-liner and make out with him.
like it was a terrible plan in the first place, but you can never be more Iconic than that
#SKYWALKER NONSENSE #you think she’s immune - she’s notttttttt
Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!
one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since
no more conflicts in stories anymore. all stories are now about the main character having progressively nicer things happen to them from now on
Headcanon that an outraged 6-year-old Charlie Weasley writes to an elderly Newt Scamander wanting to know why Gringotts keeps a dragon locked up underground and begging him to fix it. Newt writes back saying that sadly he’s been fighting that fight for years and no one ever wants to listen to him because the powerful families whose money is being kept safe by the dragon always shut him down, and that Charlie is the first person he’s heard of who’s as angry as he is about it. Charlie decides that day to dedicate his life to finding out everything he can about dragons so that one day he can free the poor Gringotts dragon. After the war, when they hear that Harry, Ron and Hermione freed the dragon, they celebrate and immediately begin petitioning to have it made illegal to imprison dragons so that nothing like that ever happens again. It’s only when Hermione becomes Minister that it’s finally signed into law.
This is the best Harry Potter headcanon I’ve ever seen
That Glimmer of Hope ✨
Feeling personally attacked
so about that kitten stuck in our garage rooftop... we ended up dismanteling the damn roof, cause i couldn't bear the crying. then we discovered the lil fella had fallen down the rain water downpipe and got stuck underground in the wastepipe, so we dug a 2 metre deep hole in our garden, called the firemen who put an endoscope camera 10metres into the pipeline & were finally able to rescue the kitten. it's a tricolor baby girl named "lucky". we're bottle feeding since mama cat didn't come back.
You are a saint, this was an amazing story from start to finish. I hope you’ll keep me updated on how Lucky is doing! Maybe some pics of this grand rescue? It sounds like a very big effort for a very tiny creature! (But totally worth it)
my mom’s the saint really, it’s her garage rooftop and garden we destroyed. miss lucky is doing great :) she looks so big in these pictures but she’s rather tiny. just a handful of cat really.
her mom and sibling also came back onto our property yesterday. mommy cat is really shy and not a fan of humans at all - but also hungry and in need of a place to hide her baby (she chose our garden shed). i guess we won’t be able to catch them both to bring them to a safe space (i’d love to reunite them with lucky) and i don’t want to separate them. so for now we’re just feeding mommy and keeping an eye on her and kitten no2.
OH MY GODDDDD look at this adorable ball of fluff, you absolutely did the right thing, she’s amazing! I’m glad mom came back and trusted your place to hide her other kitten again, too, that’s so sweet, even if she’s not a fan of people. Me too mama, but these ones are good ones!! <3
update :)
after talking to our vet about mama cats risk of getting pregnant again despite still nursing kitten nr2 and because it’s already getting really cold at night, we decided to try and catch both with a live catch trap. it went pretty smoothly. mama cat is already out and about again - still regularly fed by my parents. as of lately she started lounging on the terasse with them every afternoon. it’s kinda sweet. baby nr2 got reunited with miss lucky and is living with me now. it’s a really shy, quiet little guy named bagheera. kinda hard to take pictures of him since he’s pitch black from head to toe. both are doing well. so… happy end :)
life is strange sometimes. last year i lost my cats and dog due to old age and illness in a span of only a few months. it was sad and kinda traumatic tbh. i didn’t think about adding any animal friends to the family anytime soon. and now here we are.
update for kedreeva :) lucky and bagheera both doing really well.
and down below is moma cat :) she’s still a regular guest at my parents and as of lately sometimes is even brave enough now to come all the way into the house to warm up in the hallway for short periods of time.
oh my gOSH THEY ARE SO BIG NOW!!!! LOOK HOW HAPPY AND ADORABLE!!! Dang I’m so happy for you and for them!! <3333
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This is my favorite story ever and I’m so happy I woke up to this!!! 😻😻😻❤️
not all heros wear capes
Some heroes wear a fine layer of cat hairs embedded into everything piece of clothing they own