And Then It Happened.

I don't even fucking know... Taylor. 23. Struggle bussing hard. Probably miserable. Almost always miserable.

[kinomatika]

i had to brush and trim some small mats out of paskhas ass fur today and let me tell you something: she hated it

[benefitscrounger]

don’t bite my boob

[lord-kitschener]

Mmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhh

[winfieldblue]

Kelston Boys’ High School perform a massive haka in honour of the new Maori carving on campus

[obeyev1l]

I live for this

[katyakora]

This is the first recording of a Haka I’ve seen that manages to capture even a fraction of the true energy of it. And it’s because there’s so many of them that those boys would have been shaking the ground.

[prismatic-bell]

Seeing these boys in their modern uniforms and jackets and backpacks that say NIKE, participating in this ancient ritual, really just drives home what people mean when they say “I am not a costume.” The clothes here are not important. The energy and participation are important.

[atlien-me]

CULTURE

[scromit]

kinda fucked up that i happened to be born in the one fucking era of history since the dawn of mankind that i cant just swing a sword around in the mud for a few years and then die

[fandomsandfeminism]

Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something

[fandomsandfeminism]

Just a few more. This is a big trend. 

[royalturkeyz]

Things I learned from the comments

She’s a patron saint of rape and abuse victims

She took a vow a chastity

A low born guy demanded her to be with him and she turned him down

For this she was imprisoned and tortured. This is how she lost her breasts (details not required)

She was repeatedly raped.

The Catholic Church regards her as a virgin for her peity despite the rape. (No matter your views on virginity this is a pretty interesting statement)

She was sentenced to death to burn at the stake but was saved by an earthquake

In her holiday people make titty cupcakes

I didn’t know she existed and now I think she’s a pretty rad woman. I would hesitate calling her a protofeminist as some often do with amazing women in history but she is pretty cool. Also she’s still very relevant today as women are still treated the way she was.

[bernardberniebern]

other things i learned: damn historic artists drew a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops???

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[might-be-a-gliscor]

[writing-prompt-s]

The zombie outbreak started 2 years ago now you find yourself cornered by a decaying zombie when you do the unthinkable and bite it first when it falls to the floor and grows its skin back and sits up and asks what is going on

[writerlymagic]

This may be the best subversive idea for zombie apocalypse stories i think I’ve ever seen.

[xxbluandorangexx]

“How the fuck did you know that would work?”

“I didn’t, dude, I just fucking panicked.” 

[jaffefuneralhomes]

these two little girls came into work today, both black, both with their hair in space buns. and i went “you guys look like a princess i know” and they sighed and went “tiana?” because they were so use to being compared to the only black princess and i went “no. shuri” and omg, the oldest one lit up like a christmas tree. she was like “shuri is my favorite! no one believes she’s a princess!” 

this is why representation matters

[math-is-magic]

If leia’s a Disney Princess, so is Shuri.

[neutral]

I wish I could have a cute bf that we met in a strange way and now we can’t keep our hands off each other

[whenharrymetsallys]

[kalifornia-prince]

How to survive college

1) GET FUCKING NETFLIX 2) Jack off everyday 3) Cry occasionally to let out the pain 4) ALWAYS keep ice cream on hand

[willinq]

lmao i thot this was a joke but where is the lie

[princesssparty]

Number 2 is important

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

4 is important for 3 and 2 is like a given idk this seems so elementary

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

I love being alone in my room, I love not having to be a person

[aromanthiccc]

A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP.

[thejonymyster]

a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah. ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, at the sperm bank: Yes, can I get a venti please?

[the-last-snow-elf]

[yeahtumb1r-deactivated20200607]

Since the average man ejaculates 3.7 mL of sperm, that’d be .125 ounces. A venti is 20 ounces. So you’d be drinking the sperm of 160 men

[surprisebitch]

now that’s a spermtacular deal

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

[deadtedkord]

actual College Student peter parker:

- Peter: i’m gonna die

  Tony: bad guys?

   Peter: finals

- peter being That Person in the group accommodation that the rest of the hall genuinely doesn’t believe exists. like that room at the end of the hall no one ever seems to enter or exit?? peter’s. he comes in through the window. the rest of the hall are sure they met him once at orientation but they haven’t seen him since

-  but sometimes they hear weird bumps in the night and muffled cursing and the resident stoner swears he saw tony stark go in there but nobody believes him

- *peter gets in from patrol at 4am* *see’s planner* “ah shit I have a lecture at 8″

- peter lying in bed as his alarm goes off the next morning: is it worth it. is it. do i even really need a degree? i could be a stripper. I have an okay body. strippers don’t have to get up for 8am lectures. is it r e a l l y worth it  - 

- peter at a morning lecture, with three coffees and a pack of redbull and one pen missing a lid “this is fine”

- “did that dude just down a pack of redbull like he’s doing shots” “same”

- u know that really annoying person who misses like 80% of the lectures but still somehow manages to get the highest mark on the exam? peter is That Asshole

- *peter showing up 10 mins late, bags the size of texas under his eyes, wearing pajama bottoms and a t shirt advertising iced tea, shaking from a lack of sleep/caffeine binge* “is this advanced chemistry?” “ancient history” “close enough” *collapses onto nearest desk*

- peter going around the freshers fair and grabbing every free thing in sight: pens, tote bags, notebooks, t shirts advertising shitty energy drinks, shoving everything edible in his mouth bc he’s a poor kid and he  knows You Don’t Turn Down Free Food

- “Karen, how long can I survive on pot noddles and discount pizza before I die?”

[cumnog]

after i fainted

[cuteincubus]

nurse: how many fingers?

me: 3 with some lube

[stripper-locker-room]