How Did I Get Here?

The world's most unsuccessful tumble blog.

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[dennys]

JUMPING FROM TRAIN CAR TO TRAIN CAR! EXTREEEEM! #PANKOUR

[alfreditodito]

Damn, the guy they hired to parkour looks like he could write for Noisey or something.

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Alan eats pancakes

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[thesquidsla-deactivated20150908]

Sup young squidbillies! We have new music!!

Check out the “exclusive premiere”of our new TERROR EP over on firstLSNR! 

“With the release of their TERROR EP, The Squids have taken this sound a step further, introducing a new level of production that allows for their music to come across stronger and smoother.

The clarity created by the EP’s production is evident from the get-go. TERROR’s opening track, “Hello Nurse,” builds for more than forty seconds before splashing into a culmination of sun-soaked vocals and jangly guitar chords. A driving drum line pushes swirling guitar riffs as the track closes with a simplicity that strays away from any muddiness brought about by The Squids’ lo-fi aesthetic.

The EP’s two remaining tracks, “Damn Dude” and “Watermelon,” display TERROR’s evolved production with their stop-and-go interludes. As a range of elements comes in and out of the songs, a subtly intricate layer of instrumentation presents itself; each instrument finds enough space to pull the songs together, balancing the tracks’ moments of suspension with instances of genuine garage pop.”

We recorded these songs ourselves with tucci love and care at our place in highland park, please share with your loved ones and mortal enemies. We love you yaaaaay! 

http://firstlsnr.com/the-squids-terror-ep/

[wipethatfaceoffyourhead]

OH DAP SON!

[materiajunkie-deactivated201905]

[lifeaquaticwashere]

This joke has always been so important to me.

[rrainking-deactivated20190605]

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[deiparous]

[dezeen]

Lix 3D-printing pen allows users to create solid drawings in mid air

[fyeahmm]

[deathspersecond-blog]

Oh my god I hate you. 

[queen-of-evrything-deactivated2]

Pete Campbell’s California Outfit really offended me actually

[wipethatfaceoffyourhead]

California Pete!

[wipethatfaceoffyourhead]

Coming soon to my life.

[wipethatfaceoffyourhead]

it's that time of year again!

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Prepping for tomorrow. Perfecting my stat sheet. 

Sean Farley: Amateur Statistician 

[eatsleepdraw]

"Cravings/Emptiness"

[alan-hanson]

Sean Farley

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def

[our-lady-of-space]

[wipethatfaceoffyourhead]

Come on, Scully! You've seen so many monsters and aliens and ghosts and even a groundhog day-esque episode. Just believe!

YOU WANT TO BELIEVE.

[wipethatfaceoffyourhead]

Hey, Internet. Can anyone tell me what font this is?

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We've all been there

[wipethatfaceoffyourhead]

1) By "your kids" do you mean mine and her kids? Because she did say something about making babies and that I was her soul mate at one point.

2) Just admit it, you're a drug user!

[wipethatfaceoffyourhead]

Friday night I went to a bar with my good friend Mike and it was a pretty weird night. About an hour (or less) into the night some wasted 22 year old girl stumbled up to me and started hitting on me and bought me a drink. She was being very flirtatious and handsy for a while, and it was all kind of uncomfortable but funny. Then, from across the bar comes a loud whistle and we look over and some dude is mean muggin us. Then the girl goes "oh shit, my boyfriend is giving us the death stare." Like, of fucking course he's looking at us like that! You're over here trying to crawl into my body while you're out at a bar with your boyfriend, you psycho.

Nonetheless, she remains in the stool next to me and ignores her boyfriend. She tells me that they've been together for like 6 years and she cheated on him once and he broke up with her but eventually took her back. But she's pretty much over him. She then proceeds to ask me my name 8 more times, and asks me if I've been to Coachella 15 times. Eventually, her friends come and get her to bring her back to their table. She then comes back like 5 minutes later, her boyfriend mean mugs a little more, her friends come back and get her again, and this process repeats like 6 times, and she never fails to come back. Meanwhile, a couple girls at the end of the bar are getting a kick out of watching this shit show. 

Before she gets dragged away the last time, she hands me her expired medical marijuana card to 'remember her by.' I laugh, and when she walks away, i post it up on a picture hanging on the wall for the bar to remember her by instead. 

22 year olds, man. 

[wipethatfaceoffyourhead]

That's what's up! Although, you've got some patience to watch one a week. Sadly, I'm almost finished with the series. I'm halfway through season 5. Then it's lights out on the Avon Barksdale Show.