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This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

unprofessionalartist

It's him, Julius xi/xir

thatsbelievable

nicetomeetmew

This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card

(source)

bbcwhereareyou

This fucking guy.

lostinhistory

The funniest response:

puppybeargf

kandidandi

how to draw

chlorenw

how to draw

theblog-with-thestuff-deactivat

how to draw

phoenixdaneko

how to draw

chocolateseeds-deactivated20240

how to draw

how to draw

how to draw

how to draw

how to draw

how do draw

do draw yes

WHO THE FUCK CHOSE THIS PLAY STORE ICON

curioscurio

screwschooliloveanime

It changed but DID NOT get any better

escuerzoresucitado

overslept

vonkarn

man was really like

everythingfox

Water dance

(via)

the-beast-king

Dental phantom used to teach at schools of dentistry.

Executioner’s mask, possibly late 19th Century.

Mask for the criminally insane. Time period unknown.

radiobarf

Gay Bowser and Accident prone Luigi, the ship of the century.

(Really jazzed to see how the movie is looking so far)

megs-mayhem

@unpretty

unpretty

it’s DIRT

ceekari

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

fieldbears

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

fizzgigfurball

@diseonfire future?

vet-and-wild

I know I literally just reblogged this but I love this video so much it always makes me laugh because

1. “LADIES”

2. The very disappointed “Eclair…”

3. “WHAT?” (High pitched mooing in response)

4. The way they turn into Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch as they get progressively more frustrated

runawaymarbles

What. In. The. Absolute. Shit. Are. You. Doing!!

neurofish

it’d be cool if i could…………………function

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

volcanokids

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

jordisstigander

I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.

Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.

After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.

This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.

kirkspocker

via @elytrians

easilyconfusedpenguin

Scientists did this but in reverse with spiders. They wanted to see if ladies preferred the red (or more reflective) faces so they covered the red with black eyeliner and absolutely nobody wanted to fuck this poor spider