1-800-CoolDude

Vic, He/They, 23, White, TME I make a lot of posts. Are they good? Quantity over quality, really

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why doesnt taylor swift make a song about metal gear solid 2 sons of liberty

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Your peers really do become more conservative as they get older 😔 I'm 23 why do you guys act like that

[not100bees]

Okay I know the quote tweet is supposed to be ridiculous but that is how people talk. I have seen people talk exactly like that. That is not even a ridiculous exaggeration of how certain lefty types talk.

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The issue with today's youth is that they think Leon S Kennedy is gayer then Solid Snake. They are literally wrong. The US Education system failed them

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[jenny-holzer]

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The hospice boys* are both laying vertical to me instead of horizontal, giving me leg room to lay down with them in bed. How sweet.

*my two old male dogs with untreatable cancer

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Was giggling about these videos where these guys were critiquing the one popular gay hockey books, and I was like yeah that's how bad romance novels are written. Until one of them said "Oh my god Who would wanna read a book where the characters are already in a relationship? Is it just so you can read porn?" Ok pack it up you are just another podcast misogynist who thinks he knows things cause he has a microphone. You don't understand romance as a genre. Get out of my house and don't come back

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The fact that someone commissioned Maurice Sendak to draw the CD cover for readings of Shakespeare plays, but they stopped after 2 cause I assume the idea of Sendak giving naked Titiana pearched in donkey Bottoms arms, while Bottoms massive naked hog is incredibly visible. Afterwards they didn't commission him again. I'm literally depressed why didn't they let him do more plays.

[cometcrystal]

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

[symbolblue]

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

[paradiscake]

Happy Pride Month to Hideo Kojima's OTP

[vilebloods]

[chrispypapas]

Metal Gear: Ghost Babel Released April, 2000

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I love my public library to bits, top 10 places to go tbh. But I do think the selection is limited and often lacks things I love, like manga series aimed at adults, queer romance novels, non-fiction books that aren't about the US. Along with the fact it's like... older less popular books, especially things like older young adult series and older trade paperback series just don't exist at the library. Using the library sucks sometimes lolol

[starport-rodeo]

satan’s night out // the vampire lestat

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Taking care of sick dogs can be very rewarding, knowing you make their life the best before they pass, but no one tells you about the farting. Oh god the farting