James Bond

All things Ally Carter: Gallagher Girls, Heist Society, and Embassy Row. Extreme lover of Joe Solomon.

[wiseguysolomon]

The ask box is open again! Ask me anything, friends. 😊

[adampaerrish-blog]

And, most of all, she is my  s i s t e r.

[anabelsbrother]

gallagher girls classified week: bonus* the first generation

// new generation

[wiseguysolomon]

Petition to get more Gallagher Girl books with details on Grant and Jonah because I'm gonna need more of the Blackthorne Three getting their asses kicked because they stood up for their brothers against the Headmaster.

[incorrectgallaghergirlsquotes]

Abby: FOUR MONTHS

Cammie: What’s she talking about?

Rachel: It’s really not that’s big of a deal.

Abby: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

[caviezeldaily]

John Reese, the super skilled assassin, probably knows half a dozen ways to kill you with chopsticks, but hasn’t mastered the art of eating with them… And switches discreetly to a fork while no one is watching… ;-)

Person of Interest 4x19 - Search and Destroy

[wiseguysolomon]

No one can tell me this guy, AKA Jim Cavaizel, isn't the perfect Joe Solomon

[wiseguysolomon]

I need more of masterchef Joe Solomon, busting trafficking rings in five star restaurants with the help of his wooden spoon, basil, and raw pasta pls.

[thetwelfthbunny]

Reese. John Reese.

[wiseguysolomon]

Ladies and gentleman, I present to you: Joe Solomon

[flustered-darcy]

its only when they raise kids together that Cam truly realizes–rather than just generally knows–that she and Zach had diametrically opposite childhoods

for Cam, the “i love you’s” come out all the time, because that’s just how she grew up. Rachel was always the more tacit parent while Matt was very effusive, but neither one of them skimped on showing love or affection–Cam never doubted for a moment that her parents loved her

but Zach, on the other hand, is more reserved. he always means it when he tells the kids he loves them–of course he does–but he never says it flippantly. After a childhood of Catherine Goode simperingly or pleadingly or manipulatively saying “I love you Zachy-poo,” Zach wants his children to know it in their souls that he loves them so much

[wiseguysolomon]

More Abby x Townsend headcannons pleaseeee

Five months of hiatus later… you ask, and I deliver. I’ll be posting very soon, and in the meanwhile, keep the requests coming!

[thegallaghersociety]

Embassy Row Children: Alexei, Grace, Megan, Noah, Lila, and Rosie

[wiseguysolomon]

After a few hundred occasions of sleeping in the same bed as Townsend, Abigail Cameron began to hate the sound of a stovetop kettle. And in the true spirit of complete and utter pettiness, Townsend would make sure that it was the sound she woke up to after a night of nasty comebacks and killer make-up bangs, let's be real.

[wiseguysolomon]

Writing Requests

Send one sentence to my inbox, and I will make a Gallagher Girls fanfiction out of it - using characters from the older generation (Joe, Rachel, Matt, Abby, Townsend, Catherine, Maxwell, etc)!

[wiseguysolomon]

Just realized my askbox has been malfunctioning the entire time - but now it's open, so feel free to send 'em in.

[ratherthepoint]

Can we talk about how lucky it was that Joe Solomon was in a coma when Cammie decided to do her brilliant “run TOWARD the terrorist group trying to kidnap you” plan because if he had been awake I’m 90% certain the Circle wouldn’t have had to do anything Joe would’ve tracked her down and murdered her before they even realized she was out

[flustered-darcy]

favorite languages of our favorite Roseville gang

Cam: German. No one expects angry German to come out of pretty, girl-next-door, nondescript Cammie Morgan and it’s pretty badass. Plus there’s something about the fact that they capitalize their proper nouns that Cam finds kinda funny, I dunno

Liz: Japanese. Of course Liz would love a complex language from a technologically-minded country OF COURSE SHE WOULD

Bex: Spanish. Part of her love of the language is a bit superficial–we all love a good Romance language after all–and then part of it is also personal because she likes how much fun it is to swear in. Plus it makes it easier for her to pass as Puerto Rican when she’s there. 

Macey: Italian. It’s unapologetically glamorous and relatively easy to get the hang of–she already spoke fluent Spanish–but it’s also seen as a really sexy language and if you think she’s not aware of her sex appeal when she’s on a mission then THINK AGAIN BUCKAROO BECAUSE IT’S MACEY “HONEYPOT” MCHENRY

Zach: Russian. Just lots of Russian. It’s what lots of Circle agents spoke around him when he was younger–quite a few of them were actually kinda nice to poor little bby Zach–so he was used to hearing it as a kid and it stuck. Plus he naturally has a voice for it, and it’s good for intimidation. 

Rachel: Mandarin Chinese. For whatever reason she was sent to China all the time on missions in her youth and was like ?!?! but then for whatever reason she realized that she’s really good at speaking Mandarin. She’s also good with Vietnamese as well. Well, she’s good at every language but Mandarin is where she shines. She gets the nuances like she was born to it. 

Abby: French. Fluent, flowing, perfectly-spoken, brings-Edward-to-his-knees-every-time French. And like Macey, she knows what it can do in the right tone to the right person. Rachel jokes that Abby’s French could start a war just as easily as it could stop one, and Matt used to say that the scariest thing he’d ever seen was when Abby when from lofty, sensual French to icy-cold, threatening English.

Joe: He loves ALL languages, because if anyone loves people in spite of having every reason not to, it’s Joe. He loves Italian and Spanish for their histories and for how happy and animated they sound, he loves Japanese for its nuances and Korean for its written characters and German for how powerful it sounds and Russian because it sounds just as good in threat as it does when it’s a lullaby…Joe just loves words used well. 

Townsend: He has no preference. He’s Townsend for fuck’s sake. If he had a favorite language it’d probably be ‘nondescript yet well-fitting black suit and a aviator sunglasses’

Matt: Is a country accent with heavy slang considered a language? It’s totally a language. 

[wiseguysolomon]

Zammie Vs. Brant

Cammie: [Rushing into class out of breath] Sorry I’m late. I was doing… stuff.

Zach: [Casually strolls in behind her] I'm stuff.

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Bex: [Casually enters class] Sorry I'm late. I was doing stuff.

Grant: [Fumbles in disheveled] YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!

[kingcardan-archive]

get good, ladies. or get dead. 

- joe solomon, i’d tell you i love you but then i’d have to kill you