Things Are Going.

I don't get on much anymore. Things are going.

[wisepandabread]

Update

[dogfoodissogoodforyou]

im a goth girl on the inside. on the outside? a father figure

[newspapersinyourshoess]

-Bruce Wayne

[vladtheunfollower]

goblin screen

[littlemedievalbitch]

let them in

[clungedestroyer]

[corset]

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

i just remembered this and now i can't stop laughing

[eroscestlavie]

chris hemsworth is like a DnD character whose class 100% does not require a high charisma stat but he put it as his highest stat anyways like “hmm I think it will be useful (:” so he just walks around as a muscle-bound brawler who can also inexplicably get anything he wants from anyone by smiling at them 

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Him and Terry Crews

[madmaudlingoes]

Terry Crews: high-level fighter who also multiclassed into bard, for some reason.

Chris Hemsworth: that barbarian who loves to knit.

[bowtomypointlesswords]

Hugh Jackman: high level bard who was forced to take on barbarian when the party didn’t have a tank and now just wants to sing but he’s been the tank for so long it’s anyone sees him as.

[hedestroyedhiscage-deactivated2]

a big part of growing up is wanting to gather every person you’ve ever been mean to and say “I’m sorry!! It wasn’t worth it!! It wasn’t worth being mean!!! I’m sorry!!!” but you can’t, so just be kind from now on

[kaijuno]

I need answers

[nudityandnerdery]

Wait, I’ve got the perfect addition for this.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[babyangel-jpg]

[shitboy96]

I wanna feel the heat with somebody

[whisqrs]

executions

[mossbian]

me, lying in bed with my gamer wife: sorry babe. i’m just not feeling very epic tonight. :(

gamer wife: oh no! f :( is there anything i can do?

me: thanks for paying respects and for respecting my boundaries. and no this is something that not even your epic gamer love can fix. you’re the best thing to ever happen to me and i thank gamer jesus everyday that i met you while you were taking out the trash at the gamestop and i was dumpster diving behind the gamestop.

[valtsv]

catholics: being horny is a sin

also catholics: *commissioned multiple paintings of half or entirely naked men often with their whole ass out throughout the 16th century*

[valtsv]

catholic priest: idk i just think you’ve made this lucifer figure a bit too sexy is all

sculptor: *sweating* that’s because lust is a sin holy father

priest: oh that’s genius actually. can i hire you to paint the church cieling too.

[kortzite]

this is how jojo characters named shit like calzone margarita act when their stand that’s called kool aid and frozen pizza (soda and frosted paninis) uses reflections of the sun on raindrops to create spacial anomalies within a 3 meter radius of their fist that they’ve dislocated and thrown to the other side of the room and is now literally murdering someone by turning their esophagus into an airplane

[maskedkitsune]

Let’s get high!

[corsolanite]

this was possibly the best way to introduce Guzma in the anime.

[mariowiki]

Family Guy Kin

✦If you’re also Lois Griffin don’t follow

✦Stewies DON’T interact

✦Looking for my Peter ♡

[omfsean-archive-blog]

no

[mariowiki]

[byachi]

Howdy! I know this is a joke post here, but i’d like to use this moment to promote my family guy crossover art and PeteLois appreciation twitter! If any fg fans out of there wish to check it out or give me a follow feel free to do so! :3 i always follow back

[byachi]

about to be in prison for 20+ years so i might as well bump this one more time 

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[mariowiki]

What the fuck happened here on this day

[joey-wheeler-official]

god what a fucking classic post