Placid Uproar

Itzel • 23 • SLC, UT

[st-a-y]

[bpdgoner]

me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!

me 2 minutes later:

[skinnykookies]

Why is this so funny

[fuckyoubaker-deactivated2017040]

[todaysbird]

my new favorite thing is birds either blatantly ignoring bird-repellent spikes or actually using the spikes to support their nests

(x), (x), (x), (x)

[marcsalmonds]

Direct action pigeons are the working class heroes of the cityscape

[foreskinrestorationmage]

me when I try to drive west with no sunglasses at 6:45pm

[cloudbusting85]

other girls: floral print, a-line skirts, fuzzy sweaters, high heels. me: crispy tortillas topped with shredded beef mince, diced tomatoes and cheddar cheese. served with salsa verde.

[kingfucko]

this cracked me up bc my water pipes are noisy like this too

[teratomarty]

Triple Concerto for plumbing, faucet, and violin.

[rad-roach]

God I love crocs and their entire family tree so much. These are animals that have remained virtually the same for millions of years-pretty much as close to “perfect” as you can get in nature-and this highly optimized body plan is just. A fat sausage with a mouth at one end and chubby baby arms.

This is what peak performance looks like.

[lipoil-deactivated20160909]

Me @ myself: it’s not that serious Myself @ me: …yea it is bitcj

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dada331-deactivated20150402]

[blastoisarchive]

[card-of-the-day]

Today’s card is: A non business card

[redact-a-blog]

[tyleroakley]

Finally, I can be me.

[birffed]

*brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?”

[epicsheebs]

[nerd-nugget]

Hangry

[robeblr]

Well that’s a fucking mood

[illicitbehaviour]

please love me in the most soft and loyal way. I’m so tired.