“There are some secrets I will take to my grave. But I don’t want loving you to be one of them.”
“I said I’d love you forever, and I really meant it at the time. I guess that’s my problem.”
“Maybe cats will take over when we all die. That’s a nice thought. I hope we all die.”
“I want to open a travel agency that sells tickets to places that only exist in dreams. Try to find that cheaper online.”
“I like my witches like I like my books. Properly respected for their cultural importance.”
“If weird public sex is wrong, then being wrong is wicked hot.”
“There will always be someone better than you. But, on the bright side, who cares?”
“It’s better to burn out than to have to keep living.”
“Literally every creature should be more afraid of you than you are of it. Because you are terrible.”
“I’m not unreasonable. I don’t want to live forever. I just want to live longer than everyone else.”
“I’d like my obituary to hint at a sequel.”
“All anyone talks about are the elaborately staged psycho-sexual murders. I also have a dog walking company.”
“I would kill for you. But then again, I like killing.”
“Before we teach computers to love, maybe we should teach them about personal boundaries.”
“You won’t believe this one weird trick for getting through your day! Crying!”
“Doctors hate me! I don’t blame them. I’m garbage.”
“Live every day like you already died. Be quiet, is what I’m saying.”
“Wherever you go, there you are, murdering more people.”
“If there’s one thing in this ugly, ruthless world I can trust, it’s kitties.”
“Truth is stranger than fiction if you don’t read much.”
“Life is a party. Enjoy yourself, quick! Before somebody asks who invited you.”
“I would throw myself down a flight of stairs if only you would love me. Well. Also if you won’t.”
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