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why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already

ina-gartens-weave

his name is Pesto <3

ina-gartens-weave

this bastard weighs 46 lbs at 9 months old. he’s 22 lbs heavier than his PARENTS

aichu-dechu

somewhatstacey

OMG I SAW THIS LAD IN PERSON AND LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SHIT I’VE EVER POSSESSED

Look at him!

Also he was separated with one of his parents when I saw him but obviously wanted to Be Where The People Penguins Are so they’d set him up with a little rock stool so he could gaze upon his brethren:

Which enabled me to capture the single funniest video I’ve ever taken of anything in my life:

All hail Pesto! The king of chonk!

disneyflopera

He's adventurous, cheeky, sings to the caretakers who clean his enclosure and has been seen CANOODLING with a penguin named Pudding.

asexxxualauthor

And fucking handsome too—look at him striking a pose with his new look!

the-haiku-bot

And fucking handsome

too—look at him striking a

pose with his new look!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

curlicuecal

Y'all omg, look at him in his awkward teen phase

sleepii-robo

remembered how i saw people redrawing this (under readmore) witch hat chapter cover as different characters a while ago while i was watching a kh playthrough and it gave me an idea..