Demented Forever

She/her, 27 Brian Wilson is god.

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[eckspress]

Any kinks?

eternal devotion.

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[wokeuplaughing]

just did a tarot pull it said I'm gonna get my dick sucked and that everyone loves me

[edwin-paynes-bowtie]

Why can SHE spend an extravagant amount of money on clothing and accessories while people starve? And why can SHE shut down major commuter transit hubs to build a fake plastic castle in a fake wedding venue? But when I, Marie Antoinette,

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[melusinemuse]

[janusfnc14]

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

[bruzum]

[gabisart]

code: veronica 🐜

[princessdraconic]

i hate when a clothing line is marketed "for demi-humans" and then all it has is a tiny tail flap on the bottoms and maybe a larger range of sizes. I could actually use tail flap for my pants but mine won't fit through the standard size at all

[princessdraconic]

and don't get me started about how hard it is to find cute clothes for girls with wings. it isn't fair

[looney-mooney-studio]

This joke has probably been told already

Edit: a sequel for everyone saying it should have been his eyes

[deadpowol]

[i-will-write]

[loveroftoomanyfandoms]

To all my writer friends who are on the struggle bus/suffering from writer's block/just dealing with life stuff right now!

[frontmansdefender]

[sreegs]

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

[radwolf76]

Canny Mountain, Charlie!

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[lindleland]

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

[thememedaddy]