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Laura New

“Kiefer Crow”

So you know how Hecuba and Apollo were a thing? I recently learnt that Priam was apparently Zeus' lover soooo...have this lmao

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femmes marocaines partie I // moroccan women part I

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Zeus: for your crimes, we sentence you to 68 years in prison

Hermes, voice cracking: can you

Hermes: can you add one more year

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rebirth be like

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Apollo: be gay do crime

Hermes: be yourself do crime

Dionysus: be gay do me

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modern greek mythology adaptation where hades and persephone are played by john mulaney and his wife

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She’s hades, he’s Persephone

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Oh no, no. John Mulaney is 100% Hades.

Loves his wife

Is actually pretty chill except when it comes to stupid people

Can’t stand up for himself when others try to do him wrong

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And from what we hear about her, she’s very Persephone.

Easy to underestimate

Knows her own mind

Will cut you

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“So, I meet this wonderful lady. Just fantastic, my heart does that thing where it’s skipping beats, and I - all of you think I’m going to talk about how I suavely asked her out, and that is not what happened.

“I ride up in my chariot, and the first - this is literally the first thing I say to her is ‘do you want to meet my dog’?

“And this - I - this is a sign that this woman is my soul mate - she looks at her friends hanging around and says, ‘sure, catch you later, guys’.

“I’m going to skip forward here a couple of dates - no, don’t - this is not the story of how my wife met my dog - and her mom - her mom - finds out she’s seeing me. Now I know everyone jokes about how a girl’s dad is this big, hulking - going to hunt you down if you’re dating his daughter and he doesn’t like you. But if you say that, it’s because you’ve never had some girl’s mom glaring up at you from like - her mom’s like two inches taller than her, so this little furious glare from around my chin area, saying her daughter’s not allowed to come see me anymore.

“And this - okay, this is when I knew I was going to marry this girl, she looks at her mom and, cool as anything, says, ‘Too late, mom. I met his dog, ate dinner over here. I’m staying’.”

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WAIT…so does that mean….Petunia is Cerberus?

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FUCKING YES!!

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CANON

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Apollo and Hermes

By The Italian School (1800)

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Fellas 😳

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the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

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>ppl not realizing that video person is not adhering to the gender binary

correct me if I’m wrong but imo THAT is the ultimate Dionysus mood

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Why yes, this is Dionysus!

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Thanks to Apollo, we all have navels today

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Hermes: so what's this called again?

Apollo: a navel

Hermes: and why did you give the humans that?

Apollo: so that it can serve as a reminder of what happened and keep their hubris in check in the future.

Hermes: ...

Apollo: ...

Hermes: ...

Apollo: ...

Apollo: I also think it looks sexy on them

Hermes: there it is

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what's the point of wearing a dress when i'll never look as fabulous as apollo

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Tomás Sánchez (Cuban, b. 1948), Finding the Meditator, 2020. Acrylic on linen, 50.5 x 60.5 cm.

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Anyone else ever crave emotions you only feel in dreams? I’m not talking about like romance, but just certain feelings that we don’t really have words for that you only experienced once in a dream