my mother was an oyster and i’m the pearl

ire/kronoz. 20s. she/him. queer af. star wars • the locked tomb • lord of the rings • the last of us • black sails • critical role • d20 • a song of ice and fire • animal crossing miscellaneous trash & general buffoonery | ao3: kronoz | main: manqoz |

[chibifatou]

🛸 .。.:*°　🌙　•　　.°•　　🚀 ✯　.°• ★　*　　　°　　 .。.:*・°.　.°• 🛰 　°· 🪐.　 •　° 　 •  ☄ .。.:* ・°☆. •　.°•💫 .。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°

mutuals look we are in the planetarium together

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

[json-derulo]

[filmphotofranz]

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

AVAST YE AN' HEED ME WARNING, MATEYS! Farrrr from me to hang the jib, aye, but me own transfiguratin' 'speriments up in ye Crow's Nest have Ran a Rig on me, landlubber me am, an' MAROONED ME NORMAL RHETORIC IN DAVY JONES' LOCKER!

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

yarrr...orcs and pirates be semiotic neighbors, ye rough and tumble carousers. Aye, tuskless another day. Scupper me gay baka life

[keivni]

fem!vane

[ddeck]

the amount of cunt they served was astronomical

[starwarsot]

#me trying to run away from my responsibilities.

[silverscreen-andfashion]

NATALIE PORTMAN as Padmé Amidala

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones (2002)

[cheddar-baby]

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[ruushes]

beauyasha spin kiss, drawn as the april request poll reward for my patreon (link in my about!)

[redjennies]

really don't know how to explain to people Azune is horse-coded not dog-coded.

[redjennies]

a non-comprehensive list of things Azune has in common with a horse

symbolically associated with both labor and freedom

strong work ethic

he almost definitely took Draconic sorcerer subclass and everyone who's been in middle school knows dragon girls are just horse girls but weirder.

usefullness is necessary to survive

big eyes that will show you the face of a dead god

long beautiful braided hair

[redjennies]

i've never been so mad at someone for one-up'ing me on my own post.

[3000s]

[greatviolenceonthatthang]

s2 silver is sooo sinister he's my favourite. sorry you forgot to recalibrate the skin-suit diva, your guysona is slipping. like ooh good try, buddy. that was almost the sort of thing a real human would say!

[kabaks]

I Am Going to Succeed Because I Am Crazy

[kabaks]

[kabaks]