my mother was an oyster and i’m the pearl

ire/kronoz. 20s. she/him. queer af. star wars • the locked tomb • lord of the rings • the last of us • black sails • critical role • d20 • a song of ice and fire • animal crossing miscellaneous trash & general buffoonery | ao3: kronoz | main: manqoz |

[chibifatou]

🛸 .。.:*°　🌙　•　　.°•　　🚀 ✯　.°• ★　*　　　°　　 .。.:*・°.　.°• 🛰 　°· 🪐.　 •　° 　 •  ☄ .。.:* ・°☆. •　.°•💫 .。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°

mutuals look we are in the planetarium together

[willandgibbseveryday]

[joeyclaire]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[spiralingintocontrol]

goose

[zegalba]

a street light in Wroclaw, Poland.

[prophetandcatalyst]

I completely forgot I did this! I must have done it earlier this year but my mind completely deleted it from my memory.

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[prinnay]

[Spectra Knight]

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[mothcub]

Do it for them.

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[demoncity]

SPIRITED AWAY (2001) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[lightninggrave]

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

[aokozaki]

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

[lightninggrave]

posting is exactly like beowulf

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

[dogpuppy]

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[blueberry-ry]

War Scars

[keyfili]

PRIDE & PREJUDICE / faceless 2005 • dir. Joe Wright