yikes

A very friendly dumbass. Please just let me be a hobbit in The Shire enjoying my gardening during the day and a few pints at night.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[sadbeautifutragic]

i saw a tiktok of a girl proudly displaying her vinyl collection and the comments are flooded with people accusing her of promoting unhealthy overconsumption. i need people to understand that there's a major difference between being a financially responsible collector versus an influencer mindlessly buying items they have no real attachment to and/or will let expire just for the sake of keeping up with a trend

[knightofleo]

[herpsandbirds]

Common eider

[phynoma]

This needs to be immortalized because it's what made me turn on the sound. And they were right

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[fleshdyk3]

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

[fleshdyk3]

put some respect on his name

[ihnmaims]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[catfancyceo]

Let's kill this guy with mama.

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[trinidemgyal-deactivated2026051]

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[macrolit]

Marilyn Monroe’s apartment was full of books

[macrolit]

Happy 100th birthday to Marilyn Monroe.

[ultimate-passport]

[zvaigzdelasas]

It be like that

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I know he ate a seal

[caden]

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jesterlesbian]

HUDSON WILLIAMS accepts the award for Best Lead Performer, Drama Series for his performance as Shane Hollander in HEATED RIVALRY at the 2026 Canadian Screen Awards