tree-wizard @wizard-of-trees - Tumblr Blog

hi there i am the lord of the trees, and ents i guess.

i do wizardry to make trees, that is all i do

i really only have the abilities of a tree

they/them pronouns, for i am an amalgamation of the forest

i control squirrels also

quite annoying little creatures they are

and yes, a tree falling in the forest when nobody is around does make a sound. it also hurts.

botany is something i do sometimes

most of the time actually

also potion making, so far i've made at least 1 biological horror

looking forward to more

oh, yeah! i forgot-

TREES

#wizard posting #wizposting #god this blog is so dead #probably should just archive it

also bear spells should be legalized.

the winter frost and spring storms have taken their course. i have rot, and was struck down. in the echoes of mycelium i say goodbye. also 10000 wooden bears be upon ye.

the-better-wizard-council

does the banning of bear related spells refer to the woodland creature or large hairy men

The woodland creature.

#wizreblogging #there are still wooden bears in the forest and they aren't going away

Of course you could have both if you just ignored the ban.

bunniope

i tried to hire a hypeman and the cheapest one (free) was a fucking wizard and now i cant get rid of her. she keeps saying shit like "she speaketh true" and "very wise milady" everytime i say fuckin anything and if she sees a car she tries to attack it with chain lightning. fucking embarassing honestly

Neither Heaven nor hell but a secret, third thing.

(Trapped in the Time Loop with You)

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

I now have Donna Summer singing “stuck in a TIME LOOP baby this evening, stuck in a TIME LOOP baby tonight” in my head

Good Evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME TO THE TIME LOOP

[Sisyphus? In my Time Loop? More likely than you’d think!]

(My Man! You know all about this sort of thing, don’t you? What is a Sisyphysian Task, if not a prototypical Time Loop? Get’cher ass on in here!)

Good Day, and welcome to the Time Loop

Your Highness, Welcome to the Time Loop

What fresh hell is this you can’t just go around sticking people in your Time Loop! This is irresponsible! This is madness! Let go of me!

INTO THE TIME LOOP YOU GO

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Sigh

Good Day. Welcome to the Time Loop.

Good Day. Welcome to the Tine Llop

Good Afternoon and weeelcome to the Time Loop

We have Art and Misery, right here in the

Time Loop

WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT

Welcome! To the

Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

[Dulcet Baritone]

Good Afternoon, and welcome to the Time Loop

[print: “hello-there-world”

:run]

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to The Time Loupe

Weelcoomee too thee tiimee loooop

Excellent. These poor folks are going to need an Ace Trans to escape my

Time Loop!

oh fuck.

Neither Heaven nor hell but a secret, third thing.

(Trapped in the Time Loop with You)

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

I now have Donna Summer singing “stuck in a TIME LOOP baby this evening, stuck in a TIME LOOP baby tonight” in my head

Good Evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME TO THE TIME LOOP

[Sisyphus? In my Time Loop? More likely than you’d think!]

(My Man! You know all about this sort of thing, don’t you? What is a Sisyphysian Task, if not a prototypical Time Loop? Get’cher ass on in here!)

Good Day, and welcome to the Time Loop

Your Highness, Welcome to the Time Loop

What fresh hell is this you can’t just go around sticking people in your Time Loop! This is irresponsible! This is madness! Let go of me!

INTO THE TIME LOOP YOU GO

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Sigh

Good Day. Welcome to the Time Loop.

Good Day. Welcome to the Tine Llop

Good Afternoon and weeelcome to the Time Loop

We have Art and Misery, right here in the

Time Loop

WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT

Welcome! To the

Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

[Dulcet Baritone]

Good Afternoon, and welcome to the Time Loop

[print: “hello-there-world”

:run]

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to The Time Loupe

Weelcoomee too thee tiimee loooop

Excellent. These poor folks are going to need an Ace Trans to escape my

Time Loop!

oh fuck.

Neither Heaven nor hell but a secret, third thing.

(Trapped in the Time Loop with You)

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

I now have Donna Summer singing “stuck in a TIME LOOP baby this evening, stuck in a TIME LOOP baby tonight” in my head

Good Evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME TO THE TIME LOOP

[Sisyphus? In my Time Loop? More likely than you’d think!]

(My Man! You know all about this sort of thing, don’t you? What is a Sisyphysian Task, if not a prototypical Time Loop? Get’cher ass on in here!)

Good Day, and welcome to the Time Loop

Your Highness, Welcome to the Time Loop

What fresh hell is this you can’t just go around sticking people in your Time Loop! This is irresponsible! This is madness! Let go of me!

INTO THE TIME LOOP YOU GO

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Sigh

Good Day. Welcome to the Time Loop.

Good Day. Welcome to the Tine Llop

Good Afternoon and weeelcome to the Time Loop

We have Art and Misery, right here in the

Time Loop

WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT

Welcome! To the

Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

[Dulcet Baritone]

Good Afternoon, and welcome to the Time Loop

[print: “hello-there-world”

:run]

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to The Time Loupe

Weelcoomee too thee tiimee loooop

Excellent. These poor folks are going to need an Ace Trans to escape my

Time Loop!

oh fuck.

Neither Heaven nor hell but a secret, third thing.

(Trapped in the Time Loop with You)

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

I now have Donna Summer singing “stuck in a TIME LOOP baby this evening, stuck in a TIME LOOP baby tonight” in my head

Good Evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME TO THE TIME LOOP

[Sisyphus? In my Time Loop? More likely than you’d think!]

(My Man! You know all about this sort of thing, don’t you? What is a Sisyphysian Task, if not a prototypical Time Loop? Get’cher ass on in here!)

Good Day, and welcome to the Time Loop

Your Highness, Welcome to the Time Loop

What fresh hell is this you can’t just go around sticking people in your Time Loop! This is irresponsible! This is madness! Let go of me!

INTO THE TIME LOOP YOU GO

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Sigh

Good Day. Welcome to the Time Loop.

Good Day. Welcome to the Tine Llop

Good Afternoon and weeelcome to the Time Loop

We have Art and Misery, right here in the

Time Loop

WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT

Welcome! To the

Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

[Dulcet Baritone]

Good Afternoon, and welcome to the Time Loop

[print: “hello-there-world”

:run]

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to The Time Loupe

Weelcoomee too thee tiimee loooop

Excellent. These poor folks are going to need an Ace Trans to escape my

Time Loop!

oh fuck.

Neither Heaven nor hell but a secret, third thing.

(Trapped in the Time Loop with You)

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

I now have Donna Summer singing “stuck in a TIME LOOP baby this evening, stuck in a TIME LOOP baby tonight” in my head

Good Evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME TO THE TIME LOOP

[Sisyphus? In my Time Loop? More likely than you’d think!]

(My Man! You know all about this sort of thing, don’t you? What is a Sisyphysian Task, if not a prototypical Time Loop? Get’cher ass on in here!)

Good Day, and welcome to the Time Loop

Your Highness, Welcome to the Time Loop

What fresh hell is this you can’t just go around sticking people in your Time Loop! This is irresponsible! This is madness! Let go of me!

INTO THE TIME LOOP YOU GO

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Sigh

Good Day. Welcome to the Time Loop.

Good Day. Welcome to the Tine Llop

Good Afternoon and weeelcome to the Time Loop

We have Art and Misery, right here in the

Time Loop

WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT

Welcome! To the

Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

[Dulcet Baritone]

Good Afternoon, and welcome to the Time Loop

[print: “hello-there-world”

:run]

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to The Time Loupe

Weelcoomee too thee tiimee loooop

Excellent. These poor folks are going to need an Ace Trans to escape my

Time Loop!

oh fuck.

Neither Heaven nor hell but a secret, third thing.

(Trapped in the Time Loop with You)

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

I now have Donna Summer singing “stuck in a TIME LOOP baby this evening, stuck in a TIME LOOP baby tonight” in my head

Good Evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME TO THE TIME LOOP

[Sisyphus? In my Time Loop? More likely than you’d think!]

(My Man! You know all about this sort of thing, don’t you? What is a Sisyphysian Task, if not a prototypical Time Loop? Get’cher ass on in here!)

Good Day, and welcome to the Time Loop

Your Highness, Welcome to the Time Loop

What fresh hell is this you can’t just go around sticking people in your Time Loop! This is irresponsible! This is madness! Let go of me!

INTO THE TIME LOOP YOU GO

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Sigh

Good Day. Welcome to the Time Loop.

Good Day. Welcome to the Tine Llop

Good Afternoon and weeelcome to the Time Loop

We have Art and Misery, right here in the

Time Loop

WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT

Welcome! To the

Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

[Dulcet Baritone]

Good Afternoon, and welcome to the Time Loop

[print: “hello-there-world”

:run]

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to The Time Loupe

Weelcoomee too thee tiimee loooop

Excellent. These poor folks are going to need an Ace Trans to escape my

Time Loop!

oh fuck.

Neither Heaven nor hell but a secret, third thing.

(Trapped in the Time Loop with You)

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

I now have Donna Summer singing “stuck in a TIME LOOP baby this evening, stuck in a TIME LOOP baby tonight” in my head

Good Evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good evening and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

GOOD MORNING AND WELCOME TO THE TIME LOOP

[Sisyphus? In my Time Loop? More likely than you’d think!]

(My Man! You know all about this sort of thing, don’t you? What is a Sisyphysian Task, if not a prototypical Time Loop? Get’cher ass on in here!)

Good Day, and welcome to the Time Loop

Your Highness, Welcome to the Time Loop

What fresh hell is this you can’t just go around sticking people in your Time Loop! This is irresponsible! This is madness! Let go of me!

INTO THE TIME LOOP YOU GO

Good morning and welcome to the Time Loop

Sigh

Good Day. Welcome to the Time Loop.

Good Day. Welcome to the Tine Llop

Good Afternoon and weeelcome to the Time Loop

We have Art and Misery, right here in the

Time Loop

WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT

Welcome! To the

Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

[Dulcet Baritone]

Good Afternoon, and welcome to the Time Loop

[print: “hello-there-world”

:run]

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good Afternoon and welcome to the Time Loop

Good afternoon and welcome to The Time Loupe

Weelcoomee too thee tiimee loooop

Excellent. These poor folks are going to need an Ace Trans to escape my

Time Loop!

oh fuck.

I’M BACK AT IT AGAIN, FUCKBRAINS!

I have, yet again, slain a god. Eat shit you stupid fucking bitch. I hate you! Don’t you ever say your garden is better. I’ll kill you again!

Who has it hit this time?

THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE

hokay...

Was it at least a minor god or someone whose lack of we'll notice?

THE GODDESS OF NATURE WILL SUFFER ETERNALLY

w-wait. hold on. let’s talk about this

THE SAP WILL FLOW LIKE A RIVER OF BLOOD

#right?#wizreblogging #unreality

let’s b-be reasonable about this now

you like the useless wizard council, right? you wouldn’t want to h-hurt us

I’M BACK AT IT AGAIN, FUCKBRAINS!

I have, yet again, slain a god. Eat shit you stupid fucking bitch. I hate you! Don’t you ever say your garden is better. I’ll kill you again!

Who has it hit this time?

THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE

hokay...

Was it at least a minor god or someone whose lack of we'll notice?

THE GODDESS OF NATURE WILL SUFFER ETERNALLY

#i’m fucked aren’t i #wizreblogging #unreality

w-wait. hold on. let’s talk about this

definitely-a-wizard

Assumption: you studied summoning during your time at the Wizard academy

Aha! Yes, I. Yes! I did. Go to the Wizard academy. That is a place where I, a wizard, would have gone to. And I did study summoning because summoning is something that I can. do. great assumption that's totally correct right there thank you so much

#wizardblogging #wizreblogging

Really? I would love to see some of your summons.

verylegalwizard-deactivated2024

hello! I stumbled upon this collection of wizard blogs, and taking a look through #wizard posting gave me nothing :(

can you tell me more about this group or direct me to some sort of main area?

thank you :)

-a friendly exclamation mark

hello!! i think other popular tags are #wizardblr, #wizard blogging, and other iterations (eg. #wizardposting, #wizardblogging, #wozard posting etc)

there is an “island” where most wizards live (you could try searching #wizard island island and i believe there is a list of all the residents there floating around somewhere try checking @island-census-wizard pinned post?) however not all of the wizards live there.

there are (many) different wizard “councils”, and two of the main ones (the better wizard council and the worse wizard council) don’t live on the island, to name a few.

i hope this helps you and others who are interested <|:)