Eat My Magical Shorts

Ask my about being a Luddite please please please | I’m a wizard sometimes | also please talk about board games with me

[slurricane]

[propalitetz]

da wizad doodle

[saviorified]

people who don't follow baseball are missing out they don't even know about the mariners etsy witch

[saviorified]

Yeah

[loth-caatgirl]

TWO SUCCESSFUL ETSY WITCH MOMENTS IN THE SAME WEEK??

[dee-the-red-witch]

MAGIC'S BACK UP AND RUNNING FOLKS, GET THOSE CURSE BOOKS OUT RIGHT NOW.

[ebb-is-learning]

being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

Wizards!

I get it ok? You love showing each other up and you love competition. But please stop building your towers so high and worse, changing the height dynamically.

That shit sucks cause, when I'm on a 3 am munchies run to the nearest convenience store and your shitty tower suddenly grows straight into my flight path, I'm gonna hit it. It's 3 am, I'm drunk and Im flying impaired, I don't know whose tower I trashed last night but you deserve it. High tower bad. Growing tower worse.

[wizard-eater]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Toadbert's Tonic for Fit Frog Form.

(Toadbert was inspired by @dickwad-666!)

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[wizard-eater]

> Google how to raise dead

> Google are skeletons pack creatures

> Google how to identify skeleton infestation

> Google how to get rid of skeleton infestation

> Google skeleton exterminator prices

> Google can skeletons climb

> Google how to reinforce wizard tower

> Google are wizard towers impervious to skeleton attacks

> Google skeleton exterminators near me

> Google does my tower insurance cover skeletons

[everyday-cutephoto]

[hellblazer-pervert-deactivated2]

Oh! Stanced!

[staff]

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

[savage-flirtation-deactivated20]

[dailybeef]

7-28-25 Cool Wizard

[jitterbugbear-deactivated202505]

the brass ring of unimaginable swag, 2025

[evilwizard]

the first rule necromancy is have fun and be yourself <|:^)

second rule is if the black candle goes out your mind is lost in a dimension of fog forever

[wizard-eater]

third rule is BONES

[gavamont]

Magic fact: properly crafted imps don’t feel pain because they don’t have souls, so if you hear one scream in pain, it’s only programmed to scream for dramatic effect

[wizard-smitty]

They’re not actually screaming in pain, I just put little buttons in all of them like the prerecorded messages you put in a stuffed animal. That’s why they only do it when you punt them across your study

[weepingwidar]

Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)

[appleblocks]

PAINTING, SCROLL BACK UP

[mortimermcmirestinks]

⚠ PAINTING ⚠ ⚠ SCROLL BACK UP ⚠

[th4t1guylol]

[mostrovskaa]

crayfish galore!

[pepsimaxolotl]