I'm a witch now :P

I made this account to look at Yuri but my insane ramblings are here as well. Professional HDG hater, AC6 Rusty fangirl, and sometime attempted writer.

[wizard1dot5]

Actual tragedy that my legs aren't reverse jointed

[petalframe]

girls the mech just winked at me. it doesn't have eyes.

[wizard1dot5]

is it by chance painted all black

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I would fuckin ROCK a maid dress

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

10000 notes and I post a pic of me wearing a maid dress

[gus-offical]

@tagging-officals-offical

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I swear to god if I wake up tomorrow to 10000 comments

[wizard1dot5]

"my son turned out fine" mam your daughter hears the ac6 "wheep wheep" noise whenever she leaves the house

[jeffwholivesathomunculus]

judging by the amount of eggs I follow who have a bone-deep fascination with guns, swords, cyberpunk, mecha anime, milsci, and cronenbergian body horror, I ask the question of the transfems orbiting this blog; do you love these things because through the cold cruelty of their dehumanized mechanisms grants you some measure of catharsis from a world that says "How dare you long to be the opposite of harsh and unfeeling," or did you just grow up loving these things in the time before the world hated you just because you learned the truth about yourselves they weren't ready to hear

[wizard1dot5]

I *think* I love everything made of metal (especially anything cast) because it allows something to be simultaneously sleek, beautiful, elegant, and in a number of cases distinctly feminine (all things I want desperately to be) while also being strong, fast, powerful, and nigh on invulnerable (things my immensely messed up brain demands I be to protect myself from the world) so yeah

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[eugeniedanglars]

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

[seravph]

letters from Medea, salma deera

[wizard1dot5]

Little late, but I wanted to say happy birthday to Sir Attenborough

[stillnaomi]

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[wizard1dot5]

I hate visiting middle of nowhere towns because they're always like "yeah the water tastes weird and smells bad and sometimes comes out in colours incomprehensible to the mortal eye and you sometimes hear the taps faintly whispering about deep and unknowable places where vast shapes slither through something that is not rock but its fine to drink!"