flesh / end

selfship blog

[wizardships]

hello and welcome to my self ship sideblog! i am very shy about this! i hope you enjoy your stay!

WHO AM I

please read!

(tag directory under the cut!)

.txt - text posts

.img - image posts

.grimoire - posts about my own ships/sonas etc

.cursed tomes - personal posts

.cosmic communications - answered asks

.avatar - general tag about my inserts, usually it's about the one i ship with ocs. i'll figure out a better system later lol

here is the information post about my oc selfships!

i will update with ship/insert tags as i think of them! specific ship tags are listed in my carrd ^_^

[willowrosenberg1997]

[amazoogle]

some bozo with the username laundryguy47 keeps jumping in to all my Halo matches and ruining them. what he does is he turns them into some kinda laundry RP. ok, listen, what i mean is, when he joins the game he gets on mic and tells everyone to go to a certain spot on the map and pretend like its a coin operated laundromat and we're all doing laundry there. and they just do it. everybody stops killing eachother like you're supposed to in the game and they go pretend to do laundry for the whole match. nobody even questions it, they all just do it like thats normal. but that's not normal. its sickening and it cant be allowed to continue

[amazoogle]

some of the sessions have been kinda fun though i gotta say. there's actually quite a bit more depth to pretend laundry than you might think. lately ive been experimenting with pretending to use fabric softener

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[idalenn]

Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì

[mostsweetestgirlever]

hi im tj i never do promo hour because im shyyyy pls be gentle with me… my carrd is here !

[clinicallyinsanegf]

I’ve been rewatching My Little Pony soooo I redrew my pony versions of me and Kendall….

[clinicallyinsanegf]

I also made Regan btw

[tazmiilly]

when u get thoughts about favorite characters like "would blorbo eat apples? I wonder what thats like" that's the point of no return

[scaryselfship]

Coming up to someone hanging out with their f/o and telling them "you know that thing would eat you if you died right"

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[kindlysirwolf]

opens my jaws real wide and does this to u

[lumiosemuseum]

trying to clear out old files here's a pervy Aznerine moment from awhile back 🫶🏾

[clinicallyinsanegf]

I’m trying to get used to drawing againnnn it’s been a while… so here’s an MJ

[wizardships]

happy fitzie friday everyone 💕

[wizardships]

more >:3

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[lumiosemuseum]

Tfw she wants to see your proboscis

[wizardships]

we got married and cam sang at the wedding. and then we had a baby with a fuckass bob (genetic). i changed it to a cuter fuckass bob

[wizardarchetypes]

woman just power-walked by me alongside a jogging toddler. toddler was waving at me babling "hi! hi! hi!" thought to myself, "aw what an excited, energetic baby!" then the woman stopped beside a man with a stroller and she said "this baby is GOING to sleep if it's my last dying wish" and the man said very solemnly "i'm sorry it's come to that. i'm sorry this has to be your dying wish."