Real Cambrian Arthropod Hours

Sam // 28 // He/Him // Aromantic or somethin This is where the extrusive igneous cooling begins

[roborosewater-masters]

Kriwhed Banthor Submission by WillWeaverRVA

[wizardwithnogoodspells]

When the hell is Father Jonathan 2 going to release??

Feels like I’ve been waiting for that longer than HL3 right??

[wizardwithnogoodspells]

Collect my Slices in Father Jonathan 2

[wizardwithnogoodspells]

When the hell is Father Jonathan 2 going to release??

Feels like I’ve been waiting for that longer than HL3 right??

[toskarin]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

*unslices your bread*

[symbioticsimplicity]

Hey OP, what the FUCK does this mean

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[kortzite]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

still don’t know what this response means and i refuse to learn

[meckamecha]

That’s Johnny Breadfixer. He has the power to fix bread by sweating on it

[sayuupi]

Sketching some bears from the bear cam! 🐻🐟

[sovietnam]

[deadeyesopened]

[wayneradiotv]

god

[wizardwithnogoodspells]

It’s called the Dog Food Punching Bag.

It’s a bag, filled with dog food, that while at work you can punch really really hard to let out some steam. The dog food is okay and usually so is the bag.

Sharks, I’m looking for $12,000,000 for. A 1% stake in our company, so that many others—like me—can also just beat the shit out of inanimate objects in pure rage.

[wizardwithnogoodspells]

Guy delivering my truck was not the normal guy and he would not shut the fuck up. I couldn’t always hear what he was saying to me, but he would always follow it up with “i’m joking. I’m joking” so like ????

Every time I needed to use the scissor lift to off load the truck he’d say “Beam me Up Scotty”, then acted very shocked when I knew what Star Trek was.

He makes a comment about the pallet jack being like his wife. And of course, he’s joking.

Then he asks me where I am from. I say here.

Your parents? Here.

Grandparents? Other parts of Ohio

Great Grandparents? Fucking Europe dude IDK.

And then he fucking says… god

He says “You Know, Europe colonized America long ago”

LIKE THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A LITTLE KNOWN FACT????????

[ermineadoptera]

What if he was named Hieronymus Borsch and he painted beautiful pictures of beet soup

[wizardwithnogoodspells]

I shouldn’t have to be begging or bartering with my coworkers in order to not be understaffed.

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[parasitoidism]

Line read that keeps me up at night

[parasitoidism]

Line read that keeps me up at night

[parasitoidism]

Line read that keeps me up at night