I Am A Wizzard! BAM!

I am a poor professional magician with an unhealthy love for nerdy tv and games and obscure references and food and tea especially tea

[wizzardjack]

I don't ship Johnlock, but for those who do

This happened on my dash 

[stuff-and-shenanigans]

That Time War book in the Doctor’s TARDIS library

It was written in Gallifreyan, wasn’t it?

So how could Clara read it –

Is Clara…

no… she can’t be…

that’s impossible…

[terminal-young-thing-deactivate]

The TARDIS can translate text.

[dialmformara]

But it doesn’t translate Gallifreyan.

[stuff-and-shenanigans]

the plot thickens

[cheures]

it is a mystery

[wizzardjack]

HOLY CRAP IT'S REALISATION TIME

guys, they created a character once a character who was brave, clever, extraordinary but more scared than she let on and they left her in a perfect way to come back and be brilliant but they never used her what if WHAT IF

Clara is Jenny?

[gifabit]

[cornchipz-revival]

“We don’t have any place to sit,” “Don’t worry, i got this.”

what

wat

i just stared at this for at least ten minutes

i’m speechless

[wizzardjack]

WANT

[17blcak]

I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

[princessofthesexydarkness-deact]

[wizzardjack]

[so-physics-physics-eh-phyyyysics]

Looking for new blogs to follow

Regarding all things tumblr, including, but not limited to: Nerdfighteria

Vlogbrothers

Chameleon Circut

Fantastic Four

Charlieissocoollike

Nerimon

Danisnotonfire

Vloggers

Youtube

Community

SNL

The Office

Supernatural

Castiel

The Doctor

Sherlock

much much more i can’t think of right now

Science & shit

Books Clever stuff

Pretty stuff

Randomness

Awesomness Feels

Whatevs

I’ll check out ur blog & probably follow & pls follow back if u like what u see

[wizzardjack]

it's scary how many of these things I'm part of/can relate to/like

[nutmegandpepper-deactivated2014]

Roses are red, Sherlock’s blood too, there’s pain in John’s voice, “He’s my friend let me through”

[baskerwill-deactivated20130615]

Roses are red Bruises are blue You say one more word I’ll strangle you

[mycroftsdreams-deactivated20130]

Roses are red

Thistles are prickly

I just have to say

that escalated quickly

[improbablenormality]

Roses are red Old blood is brown Please, Sherlock Fandom Calm the fuck down

[wizzardjack]

Roses are red We do what we do Don't try to control that Or you'll be a shoe 

[shada-was-in-the-area-and]

Visit Original Link

[deforest-of-kelley-deactivated2]

Sherlockians, our anthem has arrived

[shada-was-in-the-area-and]

YOU BROUGHT IT BACK.

THE NOTES ARE GOING TO FLOOD AROUND ME AGAIN.

[deforest-of-kelley-deactivated2]

Already up by thirteen notes. This is going well :)

[shada-was-in-the-area-and]

SCREAMS ROBIN

[deforest-of-kelley-deactivated2]

It just keeps going up. I love my followers =D

[astranaut]

OH MY GOD

[wizzardjack]

I'm not a Johnlock shipper at ALL

but this is awesome XDDD

[agentintraining]

[doctorwho-music]

I Am The Doctor for Strings.

[anaknskywalker]

I have this saved so i can reblog it every month

[sherlock-holmes-cumbercookies-d]

[dreamsaredangerousthings]

I wish I played an instrument so I could make this beautiful music!

[sabotagedbees]

I NEED THE SHEET MUSIC. SOMEBODY. HELP ME GET IT 

[wizzardjack]

I NEED THIS ON ITUNES

NOW

[esgaroths]

[caslosechester]

#actual 5 year old sherlock holmes

[kaikeyihasmoved-deactivated2015]

i’m fasicated by sherlock’s bouncing curls in the first gif

[kingattolia-deactivated20130430]

OK. I’m re-blogging for those bouncy curls!

[fool-or-kingsman-deactivated201]

The third gif, he just kind bursts open like an egg

[wizzardjack]

I'm sad that they keep referencing mini-cases that are in the books, it means they're not gonna do an episode on it

[timelockedmuggle]

i bet there is a room in the TARDIS that is filled with rubber ducks. no one knows why. or how. its just there

[doctorwho]

What room do you think would exist in the TARDIS? Write it, draw it, build it. Tag your post ‘My TARDIS’. We want to see.

[wizzardjack]

Maybe it's for research purposes

[fndungeonmom]

“HELLO CISPA!!! Who takes the internet takes the universe. But bad news, censorship because guess who. HA!

Listen, you lot! You’re all whizzing about! It’s really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute, because I! AM! TALKING!

Now the question of the hour is, “Who’s got the internet?” Answer: The people do. Next question: Who’s coming to take it from us?

Come on! Look at us! No plan, no back-up, no weapons worth a damn! Oh, and something else we don’t have: ANYTHING TO LOSE! So, if you’re sitting over there in your silly, little law room with all your silly, little laws, and you’ve got any plans on taking the internet today, just remember who’s standing in your way! Remember every black day we ever rallied against you and then, and then, do the smart thing: Let somebody else try first.”

sign the petition here : [x]

[im-captain-basch]

Did… did you just promote a Stop CISPA petition with a parody of the Doctor’s speech from The Pandorica Opens?

[fndungeonmom]

[wizzardjack]

I SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK AND IT IS WHAT I CALL AN INSTAFOLLOW

[zoika-deactivated20190810]

[bipolarfenris-deactivated201610]

WHO ARE YOU?

WHERE CAN I FIND YOU?

I NEED TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND.

DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND??!!

[the-elf-on-baker-street-blog]

[sherbot2-deactivated20130824]

[knightmarauder-deactivated20121]

THIS BOY! ALL OF THE AWARDS!

[bbcsherlockftw]

Oh my YES!

[tardisinhogwarts]

This dude. Is brilliant. 

[playingtrack3]

 Frankly I am more surprised it took this long for someone to actually do this. Kudos to you chap.

[wizzardjack]

Why are the only other passengers teenage girls?

[jellyfishnets]

Stare at the first photo for 30 seconds. Stare at second photo immediately after. URWELCOME :D

[doctorwhogifs]

[utterly-johnlocked]

How long have the whovians held on to this one?

[hidden-thought-dump]

[hold-on-to-your-potatoes]

Rebloging again because of this gif.

[m-ordor]

doo

weeeee

doooo

[wizzardjack]

DOooooOOOOOOOO

[spacebeets]

[padfootstolemycrumpet-deactivat]

welcome to the doctor who fandom

[superficialized-deactivated2017]

SONTARANS ARE MY FAVORITE BECAUSE REMEMBER THAT ONE EPISODE WHERE THEY WERE LIKE SAVED THAT KID’S LIFE BUT THEN WERE LIKE “I hope one day to kill your species in battle” LIKE

[bowtiedbitch]

YOU DO REALIZE THAT WAS STRAX RIGHT? YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME SONTARAN 

STRAX: THE BEST FREAKIN NURSE/BUTLER/CARRIAGE DRIVER/CLONE/WARRIOR SONTARAN IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING 

THIS GUY CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND BECAME BBFS WITH A CROSS SPECIES LESBIAN COUPLE WHO WERE THE INSPIRATION BEHIND SHELOCK HOLMES AND JOHN WATSON 

COME ON JUST GIVE IT UP THE GUY HE REALLY IS THE FREAKIN BEST

[wizzardjack]

He can be second best

but this man will always be the very best

[beautifullyamateur]

[benedictumblerbatch-deactivated]

It was worth a wound

REBLOG THIS PASSAGE EVERY TIME IT IS ON MY DASH

WHO WROTE THIS FANFICTION

OH YEAH

SIR ARTHUR CONAN MOTHER FUCKING DOYLE

And this is why I’ve been shipping Holmes and Watson since I was 10.

And this was him writing it in a time when being GAY was a crime punishable by IMPRISONMENT. Just… yanno, saying.

And Sherlock and John freaking retired together. ALSO just saying.

oh dear god xD

also, i would sell my soul and/or my family to have this scene on the show…

^same

because it requires trouser-less John because Sherlock rips off his trousers

me gusta

I’m tellin you man, Conan Doyle got pissed at Sherlock cuz he turned him gay- his own character and everything

Honestly though, when I was reading this story and got to this part, I actually had to stop and say aloud, “Dear God, no one ships JohnLock like Arthur Conan Doyle.”

It is LITERALLY canon.

[thescienceofjohnlock]

^ this

[stupid-fucking-rope]

Reblogging for the gaaaay But also for those gif’s :’DD  Oh man, I love everyone here.. 

[mu5icliz]

It’s what Sir Arthur Conan Doyle would have wanted

[collapsingemotions-deactivated2]

I have no ideaa what this is…but the comments >

[wsswatson]

I can answer that question! It’s a passage from The Adventure of the Three Garridebs, part of The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle in 1924 - one of the last Sherlock Holmes stories. In this passage, Dr. John Watson documents Sherlock Holmes’ reaction to Watson being shot by a criminal.

[wizzardjack]

BLOODY SPOILERS I HAVEN'T READ THAT ONE YET