whatever I feel like

We need never be hopeless because we can never be irreparably broken

[minatokun]

Accounting majors who hurt you

[karnalesbian]

i read this as the beginning of a list, not as a question

[yorickish-deactivated20220112]

there’s nothing worse than getting an email

[official-kircheis]

getting two emails

[yorickish-deactivated20220112]

there’s one thing worse than getting an email

[nightpool]

i’ve got bad news about the cardinality of natural numbers

[ofpraise]

Wirt takes up knitting after the unknown and makes Greg all his winter clothes, he doesn’t want him to ever feel as cold as he did in the unknown again

[thoodleoo]

ancient greek word of the day: αἰγίλιψ, “devoid of goats; hence, incredibly steep, to the point that not even goats can climb it”

[the-venereal-bede-deactivated20]

goatforsaken

[imposterogers]

spider-man 2002 is actually such a funny movie and not even in the “oh so cringey” way. peter waving to mj when she was actually waving to her friends? the ‘go web go’ scene??? peter dragging a cafeteria tray across the cafeteria??? peter finding out he had super powers and immediately jumping off a building and flinging himself into a wall???? peter absolutely demolishing his room and telling his aunt it’s a science project???? peters first costume? so fucking funny

[imposterogers]

visual evidence

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Accurate depiction of what would happen if a teenager got superpowers

[timelockedmuggle]

Did I lose weight in 2020? Yes.

Is that because I gained a better relationship with food and exercise? Absolutely not.

Did I lose weight in 2021? Nope.

Is that because I gained a better relationship with food and exercise regardless of the scale? Still no. 🙃

[kindled-ember52]

I’ll go first …

[omegablond]

[dirtydaves-debaucheryandbourbon]

[fragilelikeabombwildlikeaflower]

[codeinedream-deactivated2022022]

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[thepieking]

[alaska-man-wyoming-land-deactiv]

[fallengods27]

[canam77-deactivated20230526]

[borntocheat]

[ivycross]

[sawsomecoolstuff]

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Freezing fog on a spiderweb.

[icannotreadcursive]

[itrieddontjudgeme]

[punkrock-keepsmewarm]

[walkingspreadsheet]

[timelockedmuggle]

[guerrillatech]

[blackpyrefly]

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

[in-love-with-my-bed]

Good thing I’m so smooth

[transmechanicus]

[jame7t]

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

[somemerchant]

Wawoo

[jame7t]

shut the fuck up 

[ommanyte]

I want a pangolin Pokémon :(

[ommanyte]

[ommanyte]

[iamthesweeper]

i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type

[ommanyte]

[tracobuttons]

This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

[hollowboobtheory]

reblog if you’re a lesbian, support lesbians, or think ted bundy is ugly

[rosies-off-her-rocker]

"Wow! You've lost so much weight, what's your secret??"

[somecunttookmyurl]

i didn’t even read the recipe bc they literally started with an assumption i don’t know how to cook cauliflower just because i know what it tastes like so i knew it was gonna be bullshit but

hey buddy if you boil a chicken breast and keep the water you do not have chicken stock. you have sad water. stock is also, you might wanna sit down for this, supposed to have a flavour.

[somecunttookmyurl]

PLEASE buy “that boxed bullshit” instead of boiling a chicken breast and keeping the water. Please. I’m begging you to just buy a stock cube. Chicken breast has basically no fat, and certainly no marrow (you use BONES for stock. B O N E S. Look at me. This is important. Bones)

This is the la croix version of stock. Water that tastes as if someone waved a chicken at it from 3 rooms over. Water that passed a henhouse on the highway.

[coldestcaress]

So watery! And yet with a smack of ham to it.

[theholetheyfoundsaddamin-deacti]

[succubused]

flat fuck friday

[succubused]

[succubused]

you know what day it is

[hooray4skeleton]

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

[fen-ha-fuck-you]

Bridgerton 1x01 ⤅ Diamond of the First Water

Today is a most important day, and for some, a terrifying one. For today is the day London’s marriage-minded Misses are presented to Her Majesty, the Queen. May God have mercy on their souls. It is only the queen’s eye that matters today. A glimmer of displeasure, and a young lady’s value plummets to unthinkable depths. But as we know, the brighter a lady shines, the faster she may burn.