ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @universalblips - Tumblr Blog

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

girl-poss

squilko

I love you jar fairy

arteshin1

This post has permanently added "#mynoun" into my regular vocabulary

#posts that have done irreparable damage to my vocabulary

wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

snowown

blckgirlacid

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

romanceyourdemons

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

errrrmmmmmmmmmmm-deactivated202

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

dickmaster

Cunty little thing isnt it

greeniery

i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

elioftheasphodel

whatever. go my scallops

whitachi

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

#my scallops hashtag my scallops