Minor Acts of Mayhem

orange pip(s) Sometimes I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. An idle gnomish mind breeds only monsters, so this little fellow always keeps hers busy with puzzles, British TV shows, reading, and of course, mead! And I would be an empty-potted simpleton to neglect to mention my constant hunting excursions to unknown thrift stores and general adventuring with my faithful chums! Steady as she goes! Seriously though, I'm an internet car saleswoman who lives in Southern Maryland with my husband and our cat, Meep. I'm a self proclaimed horrible person. Admittance is the first step. Though I hear after this comes anger and chaos. I am a delightful spazz: I will jump up and down and clap when something thrills me. My whole body wiggles when I'm really happy or eating delicious food. I snort and squeal when I laugh. If you startle me, I'll hiss at you. I do not ‘mess up'. My plans either fail with a kind of spectacular brilliance, like a star going nova, or they come off perfectly. I am bright, disconcerting, vivacious, vintage and modern all rolled in to one. I am a psuedo-southern gentlewoman who likes coffee, hears voices, and is a direct, main-line descendant of King Arthur and a Cornish prostitute. (At least I like to think I am) NINE, TEN & ELEVEN ARE MY DOCTORS BOW TIES ARE COOL [ wear ] TORCHWOOD WHOVIAN [ wear ]

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Finally got to watch this week's episode of Sherlock and I just have a lot of feelings, you know?

[itsjustkatrina]

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

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England: Fuck these EU shits. Every country deserves it's own sovereign rule!

Scotland: ...

Wales: ...

Ireland: You fucking hypocritical piece of genocidal shit

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As an American watching the Brexit results, I’m slightly comforted that we are not the only country filled with xenophobia with no sense of foresight but also horrified that there is a distinct possibility that two major world powers will be ran by people who think like this.

Please stay in the EU

[powerfulwizard]

[thewintersupersoldier-deactivat]

@levymcdonewithyourshit

how dare you

[fourdrunksluts-deactivated20220]

if you’re embarrassed by the person you were 5 years ago, good. bc it means you’ve grown. you’ve educated yourself and expanded your horizons. given half the chance, I’d deck 2011 me right in the face . 

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To the LGBTQIA+ community: please stay safe. I will be the best ally I can be for you. To the Muslim community: Please stay safe. You should not be judged by the actions of a few who corrupt your faith. I am sorry you are and I will be the best ally I can be for you as well. To the Latinx and Afro-Latinx community: your loss is equally great and terrible and shall not be overlooked.

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Once a year my dashboard becomes a bombardment of Eurovision and then it is gone in an instant and I am left sad. I love this time of year.

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Europeans: *in the distance*

eurovision

Everyone else: Did you hear that?

Europeans: *getting closer*

Eurovision

Everyone else: Oh fuck. It's-

Europeans: EUROVISION

[lesoleilluittoujours-deactivate]

Support Native Americans

•support dark skinned natives •support light skinned natives •support white passing natives •support natives whose first languages are their tribal languages •support natives who cannot speak their tribal language •support native children who have to teach themselves about their tribal culture •support natives living on reservations •support native kids who get asked if their parents live on a reservation •support native kids who are taught to be embarrassed and ashamed of their heritage •support métis people who might not know their heritage •support métis people who aren’t native passing •support native people who stick to traditional hair and dress styles •support natives who practice their tribal religion •support natives who follow mainstream fashion •support natives who are told they’re “too Indian” •support natives who are told they’re “not Indian enough”

•but above all, listen to what we have to say about our cultures, our histories, our future, our issues and our people.

[sadisticlolita-blog]

this is the first post i have EVER seen about native americans, i really appreciate this

[purelintrash]

[losttoy]

Treasury Decides To Put Harriet Tubman On $20 Bill

The decision caps a public campaign asking for the change and months of deliberation by the Treasury.

Treasury Secretary Jacob Lew is expected to announce that he has decided to put abolitionist leader Harriet Tubman on a new $20 bill, according to a spokesman for the Treasury Department.

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This is awesome. She is the perfect choice to honor with being on the $20 bill.

I've also read that whole Hamilton will still be on the $10 in front, they're redesigning the back as an homage to women's suffrage so that's exciting!

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

Some want to hear “I’m the Doctor.”

Some prefer “The name is Sherlock Holmes.”

Some even go as far as “I’m Captain Jack Harkness.”

But for a few of us, the few that lurk in the dark.

We long to hear “Jim Moriarty. Hi.”

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my pet peeve are fic summaries with something deep and obscure that not only tell me nothing about the story but dont MEAN anything theyre just words like

‘When lost eyes lock onto a summer’s shadow, will love make it in the end?? [content warnings]: anal fisting ‘

[rizzlewrites]

I think I just inhaled coffee through my nose.

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

[nativepeopleproblems]

Best part of this doc, hands down

[nativepeopleproblems]

Just realized that a lot of people probably haven’t seen this movie and / or don’t know what it is. It’s called Reel Injun, and it’s a documentary about native representation throughout film history. It’s really good!

[robespierreofficiel]

@francescosborromini

[black-girls-creed]

I watched this documentary and to be honest it only made me more pissed about the lack of first nation actors in Hollywood.

But this part made me laugh so hard I almost lost my voice.

[gullapip]

@darkphoenext

[the-life-i-dream-off]