[tim-official]

the demon i am on a first date with: i should apologize ahead of time. see my horns are so huge and majestic that i cannot put a shirt on. i am cursed to never have a shirt on so you can always see my (large) torso. i understand that might be rude me: dang. i am sorry for your situation. we will just have to try make the best of it

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

what’s good about this is that our demon here COULD wear a button down, but this has clearly never occurred to them which indicates that they’re a himbo too

[howtofuckamonster]

Me, staring at shirtless himbo demon and taking off my own shirt: oh my god, you’re so fucking stupid

[whomst]

Imagine 2012 tumblr blogs shipping these two posts together and like a 5 mile long post with fanart, fanfiction, and a kickstarter to make this a tv show/comic

[sentada]

im going to rearrange your cells so that your taint is the biggest part of your body

[clungedestroyer]

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

“Good cops”

[rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs-dea]

I need this to be watched by the masses.

[courtneycocoa]

This is the simplest explination ever and people still don’t wanna hear it.

[klarsynt-arc]

THIS IS URGENT! 

chrystul kizer is a black teen who was sex trafficked. she killed her traffickers to escape and is being charged with life in prison. her hearing is TOMORROW! and her family still needs about $10,000 more to get an attorney and pay bail. you can sign a petition for her charges to be dropped here and you can donate to the fund her mother set up here. please, please reblog this like wildfire today. her fucking life literally depends on it. 

[myspacebabe2007-deactivated2021]

she was denied bail reduction in yesterday’s hearing! Donate & re-share!

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

bails at $400,000 pls donate

[trashemoji]

me, tossing mediocre content into the internet void: Validate Me

[sick-intentions]

I just wanna be the girl of someone’s dreams ya know

[thebootydiaries]

the things i do for u guys

[wlllzyx]

me: [doesnt get attention for fifteen seconds]

me: [drapes self over the lounge] it is fine. i am Okay. i suppose it is simply my destiny to die alone. Abandoned. Without a soul in the world to care for me. [delicately wipes a glistening tear from my eye] i'm not bothered. i Understand why you all Hate Me and wish me dead. after all, maybe it is all for the best....... [i stare forlornly into the middle distance, allowing my limbs to go slack as i lie back and wait to wither away, ignored forever]

[zodiacsociety]

Dear Scorpio:

Like the stars that pin up the sky and the shadows between each light, everything about you says so much you almost find it redundant to explain your actions to others. People say you’re mysterious and secretive but you show so much if people would just “open their eyes”. You are as grand and vast as the universe with a quality that makes you seem rather distant and uncompromising, but that’s really not the case.. you have so much to offer for these earthlings that find comfort in their boring life, the depth of your soul is there to be discovered by those brave and passionate enough to experience your universe.

[cybergata]

Shironeko trying to stay awake for his photo shoot.

[thexfiles]

i’ll stop making jokes about dying when i’m dead

[iitsnotivett]

Yuzuru Hanyu on Ice vs. off Ice

[omgkatsudonplease]

I’ve been watching this for 10 minutes and it still doesn’t stop being funny

[necrophilofthefuture]

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

[ginnyeweasley]

series posters: fantastic beasts and where to find them // j. k. rowling

My philosophy is worrying means you suffer twice.

everybody has that one fictional character that they irrationally adore above all others and will defend to the death and you just get super happy and excited whenever you see their face on your dash

[lunarkittens]

one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the fuck”