brb busy being a hoe for Jacob Bae

😔✊

[lesbianhallieparker]

[rubee-deactivated20190117]

“why dont you just give him a chance”

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

[tenpointsforgriffindor69-deacti]

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

[coveredinsnow-]

[rightpropervillain]

If a dude says no to a girl his decision is final, and if she’s hurt by it she’s a bitch or she’s crazy if she persists. Yeah okay.

[textworthydeleting-deactivated2]

[cuntycullens]

I don’t know why Edward went to the Voultori to ask to be killed as if Rosalie wouldn’t do it with no questions asked

[pikky126]

life is good again (ordered something online)

[pikky126]

life is bad again (account was charged)

[pikky126]

LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN (PACKAGE ARRIVED)

[yourbreadboisoobin]

The "Dang" took me out lmfaoooo

[hollowboobtheory]

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

[choicelessflope]

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

[laundrette]

im giving out rotisserie chickens to bloggers tonight

[ijaazat]

i have a disease called “i believe i will have the love i have been reading about all these years one day”

[thepixelelf]

If I had a nickel for every time I found an abandoned wig on my way to the train station, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

[abomasnow]

Blowjob? or handjob?

full time job with health care benefits

[haknew]

happy jacob day ! (21.05.30)

[babyblizzard27]

😂

[ijaazat]

i have a disease called “i believe i will have the love i have been reading about all these years one day”

[mkl0802]

[iputcreamcheeseinmyramen]

tbh that is the ONLY right way to do it

[nctaezen]

pick ma dish 🌶