only dead fish go with the flow

[biscuitsarenice]

[januariat]

hire this man

[myresin]

I have learned something today

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

everyone needs to know how to properly wear a tiara

[averagefairy]

Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

[homojabi]

Normalize body hair on women

[ashtonangst]

things that are great: mutuals who automatically consider you friends

[digivolvin]

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

[popculturediedin2009]

today we say goodbye to an icon of the 00s. tinkerbell was a trendsetter, a trailblazer. the classic image of the modern hollywood star with the tiny dog in their purse - it all comes back to tinkerbell. a true legend.

#RIPTinkerbell

the end of an era</3

[nice-wig-janis]

I’m so sad :(

[fmlsdaily]

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me “Stop!” The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

[fmlsdaily]

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

[cantaloupe-cant-elope]

For those of you who sleep with stuffed animals

Do you ever just wake up to find they’re not in your arms and they’re on the floor looking right into your soul saying why mother why and you’re like no no no don’t be sad you are so cute and so smol i love you so much please forgive me no.

[biodegrade]

[onlyssweetdreams]

Paris turned out the lights as a sign of mourning, but the rest of the world lit them again.

[sciencevevo]

no wave november

not greeting anyone at all this month

[sciencevevo]

also fuck the ocean

[gabriellabowden]

i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather 

[pxlestine]

[verblassteliebeslinien]

[wirddochnichtsoschlimmsein]

Ich liebe meine Freunde ! 

[princehypnos-deactivated2015060]

This is your personal guardian dog.

He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”

He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!