CHESS BUT WOKE

PREP(are) to enter a world of chess. Superior Chess. Woke Chess. DNI: cis men, jk rowling, m*nopoly players, Piers Morgan, Steven Moffat

[wokechess]

Welcome to the chessgenda, like you've never seen before. It's chess time. It's time for chess to become accessible to the woke world. Are you sick of a chess culture dominated by Cis White Men?? Why is it that white always takes the first turn? Why is it that the King is more important than the Queen? What are the sexualities of the pawns? Why are we making conflict into entertainment? The spectacle of death haunts even the board gaming community. Noone dies in m*nopoly (also unwoke game).

Join us, in our crusade against the ANTIQUATED, OUTDATED, BIGOTED RULES of Chess Classic... Soon to be replaced. We will be its downfall.

[wokechess]

Rule SIX of Woke Chess. 🏁

During pride month, all chess games are SUSPENDED!! ‼️. This is to prevent queer infighting. Instead, we will hold ceremonial chess marriages, between the kings and queens (they're gay) to symbolise the end of lavender marriages in the face of legalised gay marriage. It's time for them to come out! Also Leffe is banned because it tastes bad actually why does it come in a cute glass with a little house on it if it tastes bad. Fuck my life.

[wokechess]

♟️☝️Chess Announcement ☝️♟️

You may have noticed, we have skipped rule four of Woke Chess©. This is due to personal circumstances we will not be sharing at this time- we thank for your understanding and respecting this boundary. Peace and love, Chessheads.

- P

[wokechess]

Rule FIVE of Woke Chess. 🏁

If playing on the Woke Chess App© or Website (coming soon), on a LG device, you MUST use a BT internet - because there's no L and G without the B and T. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️☝️

[merrygoroundabout]

chessyaoi got me

version 2 bc i cant decide

[wokechess]

Rule THREE of Woke Chess. 🏁

At the start of each game, you must roll a D4 for every piece. Each score corresponds to a sexuality: 1 - Lesbian, 2- Gay, 3- Bisexual, 4- Asexual. Keep track of each piece's sexuality- because two pieces of the same sexuality cannot take each other out. The exception is asexual pieces, who are able to ignore sexuality rules and attack regardless of sexuality - this makes them the most powerful sexuality class in the game. If a piece reaches the end of the board, their sexuality can be rerolled, representing and celebrating the growth and change we each go through.

[sharxxybaitxdd]

playing chess sucks so much because you’ll think you have checkmate and then your opponent comes up with some secret ancient rule called the mesopotamian goat orgy that lets their queen move like a knight for 1.5 business days

[wokechess]

This is why we started the Woke Chess© project. We need a new rulebook that's comprehensive, modern, accessible, and Woke. :D

[themanwhooncedweltinavault]

[bittersweet-poem]

[tumbler-polls]

What is the sexiest chess piece?

King ♚

Queen ♛

Bishop ♝

Knight 🐴

Rook ♜

Pawn ♟️

Voting ended onNov 20, 2024

[themagicianfromriga]

the kitty's gambit

[any7a]

[bobbybabyrobertdarling]

trans person: I’m trans

society: ok

your queer friend you try to ignore: I’ve been getting really into chess the musical recently

[wokechess]

Rule TWO of Woke Chess. 🏁

The pawns have had enough of being your disposable kindling to fan the flames of your war. If you try to take a pawn with another pawn, they gain class consciousness and both leave the game board. The revolution is coming in Chess Two. Pawnmageddon 🦐

[wokechess]

Rule ONE of Woke Chess. 🏁

If the Queen reaches the other side of the board, it TRANS🏳️‍⚧️itions into a King. Now you have Two Kings. Good luck fighting TWO bears AT. ONCE. 🐻🐻