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how do you use the word deadass Chase (he/him or they/them) DDLG BLOGS ARE NOT OKAY HERE

[wokegrandma]

Literally the only reason I haven’t killed myself is because I need to make sure my cat will have a safe loving home to go to afterwards.

[diaryofaborderlineman]

BPD is having a mental breakdown but refusing to contact anyone because they won’t actually care and you don’t want to bother them or upset them with your erratic behavior so you just sit in your room and hope you can find a way to distract your mind before you hurt yourself

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[charlesoberonn]

The United States has 3 times as many Jerusalems as Israel

[charlesoberonn]

10 times as many Londons as England

[charlesoberonn]

30 times as many Parises as France

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

World capitals, but they’re all in Arkansas.

I actually think Illinois has more world capitals in it but they’re not as funny.

[noselikeringo]

New York ran out of names to take so they just started taking other states

[wokegrandma]

Can't forget Florida, Massachusetts

[thenatsdorf]

2019 Fashion year in review. (via @rover_thecat)

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

That mouse necklace! 

[ottermatopoeia]

[star-anise]

That is a cat with a LOT of affection for the person holding the camera

[loulougoingsolo]

Now, this is the kind of cat walk show I like watching!

[bittersweet-hiraeth]

I’m upset with myself but I can’t stop

[aloness2579]

[wokegrandma]

Nicholas.

Nick, we spent our summer wildly in love, getting drunk, doing drugs, and causing trouble all over the place. You taught me your mothers recipes and told me to use them for as long as I could hold a knife and toss a pan. You taught me how to love myself for who I am, how to let go and have fun, and you taught me to worry less. Nicholas, I fell in love with you from the moment we met, and now you've been snatched from my life and I'll never see you again. I haven't slept in days, I can't stop crying, I haven't eaten or gotten out of bed. Nicholas, what I'd give to have you in my arms again. We got tattoos together, got arrested together, broke into the restaurant together just to trash the bar. Nicholas Grandmaison, I love you and my life will never be the same without you. I miss you every second, and I still hear your voice in my ear telling me how beautiful I am.

RIP Nicholas Irving Grandmaison

10.21.82-10.15.19

Someday we will meet again my love. Until then, watch over me, and I'll make you proud to be my chef, and proud to be my lover.

[bpdmoth]

*makes 15 different playlists to match all my personalities*

[almostemotionallymaturerayann]

*doesn’t make a playlist and compiles all of the music I’ve listened to since middle school into one giant playlist that I keep on shuffle, summoning all of my various personalities and random points throughout the day*

[sofuckinggeniass]

*has 73 carefully constructed playlists with songs for all kinds of moods but only ever listens to one song on repeat for 2 weeks and then moves on to the next one*

[wokegrandma]

All. Three.

[exxtrauma]

3:46 am

[fooodforthot]

[animals-are-other-nations]

[dalmonite]

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

[daysofstorm]

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

[roddaprime]

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

[gokuma]

BEST ADOPTED MUM

[advanced-procrastination]

“Half my children are fucking idiots but they’re my children and i love them”

[unknought]

A few years ago a roommate abruptly decided to move out to live with her boyfriend, and I ended up spending half a year sharing an apartment with someone I had never met before: an Egyptian girl with very limited English.

She was confused by my appearance and asked me “boy or girl?” It took me a while to understand what she was saying, but eventually she got the point across, and I told her that I was a girl. She seemed unsatisfied, and I explained that I was transgender. Unsurprisingly, she didn’t know the word.

We ended communicating by typing our respective sentences into Google Translate. Unfortunately, whatever the Arabic word for “transgender” is, it wasn’t a word she knew either. Eventually I ended up typing in “I used to be a boy but it made me unhappy so I decided to be a girl.” She stared at it for a moment then asked “You are happy now?” I said yes, and she smiled and looked thoughtful.

A couple hours later she came up to me and said “You and me, we are sisters,” and gave me a hug. “You say you are girl, you are girl.”

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

Can I share this in non-tumblr spaces?

[little-bloodied-angel]

Each story like this warms my heart a little more

[illinicoise]

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

[aviculor]

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

[gipsiidanger]

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

[realisticrecovery-deactivated20]

abuse has actually ruined my brain. i’m programmed to sabotage and harm myself.

[drinkpisspissblood]

me: i’m gonna go to bed early tonight

me at 4am on the cryptids wikipedia page:

[wokegrandma]

@staff could u stop moving the safe search toggle switch every 2 weeks its critical in my late night depressive episodes where i search for relatable things and it fUCKING SUCKS THAT ALL I GET IS

If you were looking for nothing, you found it.