I got bored and bought a piece of poop name “Shelly”
I like shellys glasses
Stop roasting me it’s only Tuesday
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@wolf-pack-psych
I got bored and bought a piece of poop name “Shelly”
I like shellys glasses
Stop roasting me it’s only Tuesday
FNDM, please, I’m begging you. CRWBY put a content warning before this chapter for a reason. If you are going to post a video or make a gif of the flashing sequence TAG IT FOR PEOPLE so they can block it. Flashing warning, seizure warning, or epilepsy warning or something.
Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai
Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward
(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)
Wait but also, until then, if anyone under the age of majority is challenged
Zuko fights it for them.
Which, especially in more rural towns (where Agni Kais are less of a public event and more of a fast and violent duel) is terrifying because you challenge your neighbor’s kid over a stolen chicken-fish and all of a sudden the Fire Lord is showing up???
But, those few who still challenge those who should be kids learn quickly to regret it.
Okay but this implies that Zuko knows whenever someone challenges a kid to an Agni Kai and is there before the battle takes place.
Firelord Zuko: *wakes up in a cold sweat near midnight*
Firelord Zuko: *running down the palace hallways while still struggling to put in his pants, being chased by his team of bodyguards* I’M GOING TO HING WA ISLAND TO KICK SOMEBODY’S ASS SEE YOU IN A WEEK BITCHES
Random spirit: Why’d you do that to him? Isn’t it kind of a stretch for a mortal to be blessed like that?
Agni himself: I felt like it
😭😭 I love piggies so much
So all that time my mom said “your room is a pigsty” she was complimenting me
I thought everyone would appreciate knowing there was an update cause someone sent her a bouquet to decorate her place 🥺
@matzahball
For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones
great poast every one👍
I have drawn him.... The High Geologist
Can’t believe he’s ace
He is now And here’s the photo evidence:
hey guys...https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?
the high geologist has ascended
every time i see this post it gets.... better? but also weirder.
The fact that this photo implies that Shaggy’s last name is Scoobydoo is sending me
Oh my god ❤️
Absolutely love this
Wow.
Please watch this.
You know what I love about fandom? That someone was so goddamned excited about something they had to make something. They had to draw something, paint something, write something, create something.
And they did it coz they loved it and wanted to share their joy with others.
I don’t care whether it’s a masterpiece of literary genius - all 100K words chosen with exquisite care, or a simple 1K of sparkling banter. It could be a doodle that took all of 30 seconds or a digital portrait that took hours.
I’m here for the stained glass panels, the long stitched profiles, the crocheted characters, the fics, the prose, the vids, the stickers, the tattoos, and the comics. I’m here for the words and the images, the sounds and the feels - in vivid brights and moody greys - I’m here for all of it.
So fandom creators, please keep doing what you are doing and so long as it keeps bringing you joy as well, please, don’t stop sharing your work with us.
Always and forever, thank you ❤
Healthcare PSA
Tiktok removed this, so keep it moving!
very useful info! especially for anyone who goes in-and-out of hospital! boost this!
Just in case anyone needs this info
im gonna watch dr. who in chronological order by the time period they travel to
The worst idea I’ve ever heard, I love it.
Let us know when you find that time line
search no more, here it is
Audio transcript for those who might need it:
[The video is played by one man playing three roles. The man has brown hair that kinda bobs above his head, a moderately thick mustache, and a thin beard that reaches from ear to ear. He is wearing a black t-shirt with a slight v-neck. When the man voices Shazam, he makes his voice sound noticeably younger and higher-pitched; when playing Superman and Batman, his voice is deeper and sounds likely to be his normal voice. When playing Batman, he tends to talk without the usual pause between sentences.]
Shazam: Okay, and you guys promise you’re not gonna freak out?
Superman: Shazam, I’ve died on more than one occasion. No matter what you show us, I’m not gonna freak out.
Batman: Yeah, and I’m like, the walking definition of trauma, so I think you’re good, man.
Shazam: Okay, I think I just need to- I think I just need to be honest with you guys.
Superman: Honest how?
Batman: I’m Batman, I know everything, no matter what you say, it’s not going to surprise me.
Shazam: Okay… SHAZAM.
[stereotypical lightning noises]
Shazam: My, uh… my real name’s Billy Batson and I’m eleven years old.
[stunned silence from Superman and Batman]
Batman: [clicks tongue] Would you believe me if I told you I knew that?
Superman: Seeing as you haven’t tried to adopt him yet, no.
Batman: That is… an amazing point, actually, say, how many parents have you got?
Superman: [sounding offended] BRUCE!
Shazam: Actually, I’m an orphan.
Batman: DIBS, I call dibs, where’s the Bat-phone?
Superman: You’re not taking another Robin!
Batman: I’m sorry, do you want him?
Superman: That’s not an excuse.
Batman: [extra emphasis on each word] Do You Want Him?
Shazam: I’m very confused. What’s happening right now-?
Batman: I’m not hearing a yes and I called dibs and I’m improving your situation, kid, Alfred, call the guy!
Superman: Put the fucking phone dow- Who did this to you, Billy?
Shazam: Uhh, some old dude in a cave.
Batman: See, he has an old guy in a cave too! And he has the red and he has the black hair, he’s practically already a Robin!
Superman: You have a fucking problem.
Unmute !
Captions
Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?
Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday
End captions
WAIT SHIT IT IS??
bruh
everything about this… this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drumming….. aesthetic
Lyrics in Faroese:
Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin djúpt í míni sál í míni sál Í hjartanum logar brennandi bál brennandi bál
Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin inn í hjartarót í hjartarót Eyga mítt festist har ið galdramaður stóð
English translation:
Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound deep in my soul, in my soul In my heart burns a smouldering fire, smouldering fire
Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound in my heart’s root, my heart’s root
WHO IS THIS FAIRY
That’s Eivør, a truly amazing Faroese singer. She has the most amazing range and vocal abilities that frankly make my hair stand on end.
Took a while for this to come back around, but it’s too beautiful not to share again.
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
AJDHNFNCKWFKSNC,JAKD;FA ALWAYS REBLOG
Guys I laughed waaaaaaaaaay harder than I should have.
There is no conceivable way you will predict where this video culminates
This had me fucking screaming at 2 am
“I need another season of soul eater” took me tf OUT
Via @iamdylancurran (Twitter)
I’ll repost this whenever I see it on my dashboard.
fuck…
So, one thing you can do is use Firefox instead of Chrome. Another thing you can do is use duck duck go instead of google search. In fact you know what let me get on desktop and make a proper reply, give me about an hour and I’ll hook y’all up with some privacy
ok I took a bit more than an hour, I have time blindness don’t @ me.
Step one, download and install Firefox.
https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/new/
It will ask if you want to import all your bookmarks and saved passwords from your current browser/s. Do that. It will also ask if you want to make it your default browser. Do that too.
You will be given the option to create an account, but it’s not mandatory. It’s just a convenience service if you want to access your bookmarks and saved passwords on different devices.
Firefox has a load of built-in privacy protections but we’re going to install some addons to make it EVEN BETTER. Don’t worry they’re all free and once you’ve installed them you don’t have to think about them again.
First, Duck Duck Go Privacy Essentials. Firefox does still set your default search engine to Google, we don’t want that. You could manually change it but the Duck Duck Go addon gives you some tracker blocking, encryption, private searching, all set up and ready to go
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/duckduckgo-for-firefox
Next you need an ad blocker. ABP went stupid, so here’s uBlock
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/ublock-origin/
Do you use farcebook or any related product like instagram? Facebook Container automatically puts those in a little quarantine pen so they can’t follow you around and spy on what else you’re doing
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/facebook-container/
If you have multiple accounts (eg. work/school, family, public, personal, private) you can use Firefox Multi-Account Containers to manage them and keep their footprints separate
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/multi-account-containers/
Privacy Badger and HTTPS Everywhere are published by the Electronic Frontier Foundation, and those people are serious as a heart attack when it comes to online privacy.
Privacy Badger sends a do not track signal, and also breaks link tracking by sites like facebook, twitter, etc.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/privacy-badger17
HTTPS Everywhere is… ok there’s a lot to explain here, and we’re already longposting so just, every time you connect to any page it makes it more secure.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/https-everywhere/
If you want to learn a bit about how this works and why it’s good to have, might as well start with the HTTPS page on wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTPS
You could stop here, that’s pretty good. But you can do more. You could install NoScript. A big warning with this one, it can break half the internet. It’s a LOT more user friendly than it used to be but if you can’t figure shit out by fucking around you should probably skip it. It blocks scripts from running without permission, protecting you from drive-by scripts that give your computer herpes, but also sometimes protecting you from script-heavy sites working at all.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/noscript/
Lastly an honourable mention for Ghostery. Ghostery has been a solid privacy addon for years, and now has adblocking powers. Honestly I haven’t used it in ages, a long time ago it conflicted with something else I deemed more important so I removed it and I never got around to picking it back up, but it has a great reputation and is trusted by a lot of people who I trust.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/ghostery/
Now, this all only covers your browser activity, which is a lot but you will still need to manually adjust privacy settings on your google/gmail/youtube account/s if you have any, your facebook/instagram account/s if you have any, and your actual gotdamn operating system if you use windows. I know it seems like a lot of effort, I’m a lazy bitch too, but it’s very set-and-forget, you only need to do it once, and then just review it a couple of times a year.
Here’s some stuff about Windows 10 privacy settings
https://pixelprivacy.com/resources/windows-privacy-settings/
https://www.cnet.com/how-to/5-privacy-settings-to-change-in-windows-10/
And some stuff about google privacy settings
https://mashable.com/article/google-privacy-setting-you-should-enable-now/
And some stuff about facebook privacy settings
https://www.trustedreviews.com/news/facebook-privacy-settings-2939307
And here’s an honest explanation of what a VPN really does and does not do, why you don’t actually need one, and the few real reasons you might ever want one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVDQEoe6ZWY
And a bit about password managers
https://www.cnet.com/news/best-password-managers-for-2020/
This is by no means the limit of the steps you can take to secure your online privacy, if you want to go deeper you definitely can. But if you don’t want to or don’t have the time or aren’t very technically minded, this will still put you way ahead of the pack. It won’t make you The Most Private but it will make you Much More Private Than Most, and it should take you less than an hour or two, depending on how many accounts you have on predatory datenkraken sites.
Now go hide your panties from the evil empire.
You can also use Invidious to use youtube privately, and there are extensions like Privacy Redirect that’ll send youtube links directly to it. The subscription page can be a little unreliable, so I just send my youtube notifications to my email with RSS instead
ProtonMail is a free email service that’s not google (already a good start), but also encrypts all your mail so no one but you and the person you’re emailing can read it
From experience, Tor is a lot more user-friendly than you might think. It does take a little bit of fiddling and getting used to, but the payoff is that all of your traffic becomes extremely hard to track. They have a desktop browser that’s built on Firefox and comes pre-installed with many of the extensions listed above. I recommend trying it on without uninstalling your current browser, just to see how you like it
switching.software and privacytools.io have tons of recommendations for privacy-friendly alternatives to google software and tools that can be used to avoid surveillance. But remember that this isn’t yours or any other user’s fault - we shouldn’t be expecting every single person to load their computer up with encryption to avoid surveillance that private companies shouldn’t be doing in the first place. Lay the blame where it belongs, on google and facebook, and hold them responsible
All of this is great advice but also let’s stop telling each other that we
“gave away all our rights just to watch dog videos”
That’s some victim blaming shit. These systems were designed to be as essential as possible for us and to socially isolate those who refuse to participate. These companies spend a shit ton of energy and money on suppressing alternatives. If you work from home, if you go to school, it’s likely to have NO CHOICE but to use Windows, Google and maybe even facebook because your school or work does not provide alternatives and does demand that you access it’s platforms.
This isn’t our fault. We can and should resist, but we should stop pretending that we’re all sheep for getting caught in a trap designed to be nearly inescapable.