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please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit
me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.
I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.
I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.
it just keEPS GOING
Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.
…the fuck.
The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch
i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”
“kind of tempted to make that deep fried bbq chicken deep dish quesadilla pepperoni pizza tonight”
Someone on Twitter made it. It filled them only with regret.
Wow…
…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”
I’m dying
calling ur dad “my father” is just the socially acceptable way of saying “my dads a bastard and i hate him”
Same goes for ‘My mother’
If you meet someone and they call their parents ‘father’ and ‘mother’ they either were raised in an Amish community or have absolute bastard parents
Absolutely not one soul on this godforsaken planet:
KFC advertising executives:
Colonel Sanders: MILF hunter.
I feel like I can fit a cup between the ol colonel’s humongous pecs
It was a rough night.
this is literally the best part
this short is going to give me a thousand heart attacks
good fucking bye
I don’t know what’s going on here but I like it.
#if male superheroes had costumes designed the same way as female costumes
someone draw it
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a piece of advice my dad gave me and I’ve never forgotten is, “if you won’t worry about it in 4 months, don’t worry about it now.” saved me countless times, it’s a philosophy to adopt and help improve your life. Failed a test? ask yourself if you’ll think about this still in 4 months? Made a fool of yourself in public? I doubt even the people who saw it will remember it past today. Know you could have done better? Ran further? don’t beat yourself up over it, you can do better tomorrow. Don’t overthink things, a lot of negatives matter less than you think they do.
thank u i needed this
She had the chance and she took it