RELEASE THE BEES

Me is me

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[cmyknoise]

a gem, this is a god damn gem

[wolfaru]

If there was ever one single absolute yeet, this would be it.

[catchymemes]

[essor0706]

[tealfruit]

I’m making bread

[tealfruit]

bread boys

[tealfruit]

my sons!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS

[tealfruit]

frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power

[neo-zeon]

HIS HAIR?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

WACK

[neo-zeon]

HIS GEAR??

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

WACK

[neo-zeon]

HIS JEWELRY???

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[neo-zeon]

HIS FOOTSTANCE!?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[neo-zeon]

THE WAY THAT HE TALKS!??

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[neo-zeon]

THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE!?!?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[neo-zeon]

ME?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

I’m impressed by how aggressive the font is

[trapcard]

and this isn’t like…a revolutionary statement but someone being 18 doesn’t mean it’s like…ok for your old, dusty, ancient, prehistoric, elderly, geriatric worn out, run down, senior citizen discount at golden corral getting, fossilized, decrepit, senile, exhausted, tired, antique, CRUSTY ass to date them because it’s ‘legal’

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[cmyknoise]

a gem, this is a god damn gem

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[tropiyas]

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

[cerastes]

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

[sparkylurkdragon]

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

[tarradash]

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he’s created?”

-Steve Buscemi’s character in Spy Kids 2

[thecompletioncatalog]

Psychonauts

Status: 100%

Difficulty: 4/10

Rating: 7/10

Psychonauts is an amazing game. It’s a cult classic game that was originally released on the Ps2 but was later brought to pc, and then re-released on Ps4 which is what I fully completed it on. Psychonauts is a free roaming game somewhat reminiscent of an action rpg in some ways. You play as Rasputin, a child running away from how in search of the Psychonauts Summer Camp. When you find it, pretty much everything goes wrong. In my experience replaying Psychonauts, I had a blast. I got to remember all of the little things you could do in it, and how many powers you got. Albeit, my first time playing it my brother and I did use cheat codes, so it was somewhat different. It was a really fun experience from beginning to end over all because of how different the environments are and how you can use the different powers you aquire. My only problem I actually had with the game was the figments. Figments are collectibles found throughout the different minds in the game. They wouldn’t have been a problem if not for how hard to see they were. They’re nearly impossible to see. Like I kid you not, on certain levels you just can’t even see them. I had to resort to a guide several times to actually complete this game, and I’d say ten out of the 12 times I did were just for the random figments I couldn’t find. The rest of the collectibles were a little challenging, but over all not bad because each different area had a counter for how many of each you needed. Figments had a collection page, but they weren’t in order and didn’t help so it was pretty messy. Actually getting to rank 101 was a great feeling, and honestly if you had the time I’d recommend Platinuming this game like I did, because it’s not too bad and the game still holds up still to this day.

[sheikofthesheikah]

ive been sitting on a phone call with a guy from microsoft for an hour now after my computer crashed so he can help me re-upgrade to win10 and 99% of it has been pure silence but 5 mins ago he asked me if he can go pee.

i told him bro u been sittin here watching my slow ass computer install windows 10 for over 50 minutes you can go make yourself a cup of tea and a sandwich if you want.

[sheikofthesheikah]

he came back and apologised for making me wait for him but he said he made a sandwich and a coffee and now he’s chilling at his desk having a bite to eat and we’re just hanging out watching my percentage climb.

[sheikofthesheikah]

im getting jack of the silence so i asked him where he’s from bc he has an accent and theres a slight delay and he said he’s in the philippines so now we’re talking about the girl who won silver in the weightlifting at rio and he’s so proud of her its adorable.

[sheikofthesheikah]

apparently it’s the first medal the philippines has won since the olympics in 1996 so this woman is a hero over there rn. i love hearing underdog stories i want to hear more.

[sheikofthesheikah]

shit boy now we’re talking about how countries like the US and australia are disappointed when they dont win gold medals but athletes from countries like the philippines are the pride of the nation if they even place and how it suggestive of the values of first world countries

BOY THIS IS GETTING DEEP

[sheikofthesheikah]

we’re two hours in and i asked him what his record was for the longest phone call and he said five and a half.

bRO. FIVE HOURS ON THE DAMN PHONE HOW DOES A MOFO DEAL WITH THAT. 

[sheikofthesheikah]

im on hold again bc his supervisor wants something but apparently the five and a half hour phone call was because a guy was mad that he couldn’t figure out how to work windows 8 when he got a new computer so my tech guy spent nearly six hours teaching him how to use a fucking operating system.

this guy has the patience of a damn saint can we give him a medal or something like lets give the philippines their second medal in 20 years pleASE.

[sheikofthesheikah]

my computer finally entered its boot-reboot stage after installation and he asked me in the most polite way humanely possible if we could perhaps end the call and he will call me back tomorrow to make sure the upgrade finished properly.

this guy just spent over two hours chilling on the phone with me and he’s still gonna call me back tomorrow just to check that everything is ok.

i feel like ive entered a new plane of existence.

[sheikofthesheikah]

UPDATE

he called me back like he promised he would and asked whether everything was okay, and i told him it was and that ive reinstalled everything.

he said he was so happy that my computer is working again and that he was so glad that i was his customer because he’s not used to being able to chat and talk with the people on the other end just for the hell of it and it made his day yesterday.

his supervisor got on the phone and i gave him a glowing review, she said shes going to email me a survey so i can put it all on paper so he has the physical feedback to his name.

honestly that just made the whole stress of my computer crashing its pants so much better.

also his name is jhon. 

[smokedcapybara]

I drew him a medal

[sheikofthesheikah]

This is fucking adorable.

[katjohnadams]

This is a Jhon appreciation post. Jhon is wonderful and we love him.

[thebootydiaries]

I can’t sleep at night ever since I noticed “Keith” sounds like “keys” with a lisp

[wolfaru]

This took way longer to make than it should've.

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[talxns]

i swear all i see in this video is deadpool getting arrested

[killin-the-machine]

This guy is legendary

[pacificrim-archive]

[crimepit-deactivated20200606]

i found out that everybody talks, everybody talks, everybody talks…

IT STARTED WITH A WHIIIIISPEERRRRR