Cryptid Hours

-19- -Mad- me having a good sleeping schedule in this economy???

[wolfbutler]

Hey I’m 21 now and passed out on the toilet face down very epic of me

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I’m at the combination psychiatrist/taco bell

[thetyrannosaur]

call that a [joke pending]

[thetyrannosaur]

call that a shrinkwrap supreme

[rodnt]

haha damn pornhub was being serious

[rodnt]

we moving to google hangouts

[lovelacez]

Google hangouts is shutting down within, like, a year.

[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

poptropica it is then

[unusedaccountifear]

poptropica is a flash game. it’s also getting shut down in a year, following the flash shutdown that will destroy classics like Club Penguin Rewritten, Escape the ___, Papas ___eria, and even Cool Math Games. rip.

[asmodeanmelancholia]

where the fuck are we supposed to go now? the roman forum? hobby lobby? an alleyway behind a denny’s in tashkent?

[w-e-b-k-i-n-z]

[snazzywitchcraft]

Disrespecting the old Gods??? In my good Pagan household???

I think the fuck not

[praguegirl]

too many songs about love not enough songs about scurvy

[taquito]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[everythingfox]

oh lawd he comin

[dantro]

I’ve done this so many times 😂

[strawbnie-deactivated20251201]

fashion looks that make all gay ppl nut:

high waisted + crop top concept where that bit of skin above the belly but below the chest shows? u know that Rib Flab? m fuckign gay

in a similar vein u know the mom jeans over fishnets look really does get me pregnant every damn time

backwards baseball cap with the curls peaking out

longe sweater over short skirt thanks

hawaiian shirts worn in any way

berets over short hair? mmmmm delicious

that soft 80s sweater and mom jeans with the black belt fashion INVENTION that looks like something dj tanner in full house would wear? mood

Baggy Sweater With The Sleeves Pushed To The Elbow a la robert sean leonard in this video

the ‘im wearing my significant other’s jacket or hoodie and it is significantly Too Large’ statement

turtlenecks under baseball shirts U Know What I Mean

GOLFING OUTFITS u know u had a thing for chad danforth in his golfing outfit don’t lie to my face

bowtie + suspenders combo we all know we’ve all talked about it we act like it’s in the past but i know… i know the truth im onto all of u

[drdissociation]

mesh under short sleeved shirts

all black outfits with just a pop of colour

baggy graphic t’s from the 80’s and 90’s that have weird art proportions and colours tucked into cuffed mom jeans with a thin black belt and docs

tight skinny jeans, fitted tee, oversized coat

vests. just like,, all vests are gay

tie dye shirts, light wash jeans, and a jean jacket

let’s just face it, combat boots have always been gay

a suit with a floral tie

i could go on forever,, clothes make me so gay

[strawbnie-deactivated20251201]

okay speaking of cuffed jeans the cuffed jeans and tall novelty socks underneath look

also cuffed trousers + no socks + fancy shoes (in the style of chris pine, a fashion icon, before us)

double denim in the form of jean jacket + pants

WHITE OVERALLS over literally anything

bomber jacket and bralette, no shirt

[coffeedyke-deactivated20180609]

Please do not forget the classic flannel tied around your hips. A look. A mood. A gay thing.

[fragilefox]

this post is wlw and mlm solidarity

[maliciousindungeon]

ah, a transphobe, are ya? *bug sprays you right in the mouth*

[maliciousindungeon]

this has gotten almost 3000 notes since i woke up today and im glad yall like this post, but for real @ every transphobe, open up

[kiophen]

[hamletpolny]

sir, that’s my emotional support imaginary world

[jacobhadanafro]

[byakuya-mioda]

if exploring your gender is ‘becoming a trend’ then i’m glad it’s replacing the ‘being confused and miserable with no context or vocabulary for what you’re going through’ trend

[queerlittlecreature-deactivated]

there is honestly zero things wrong with people exploring their gender

[observethewalrus]

Exploring your gender leads to either discovering a gender identity you feel more comfortable with than the one you were assigned at birth or realizing you identify best with your assigned gender except now you have a better understanding/awareness of trans, genderfluid, and nonbinary people and can begin to break down the toxic, transphobic bullshit you have most likely heard or seen at some point in your life :)

It’s a win-win

[naiveasf]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

[valtsv]