Cassian shot first

She/Her Bisexual Bad Batch Lover ❗❗ Loves Andor, Expedition 33, Star Wars Rebels, Marvel and other stuff

[ghostyspi]

just wanted to try to post some of my work here! mainly active on insta!! :)

[dimsunstuff]

Yeah I'm still super normal about my delirious Kenobi x Shadow Lord crossover *hides fanfic folder behind back* don't worry about it.

[cal-tastrophe]

Finished piece! Long overdue Merrical- action! Badass space witch and her puppy-boyfriend. AND... the best droid!

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I blame The Pose Archives for this.

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Wanna commish me? ---> klick

[peanuttoffee]

he keeps an eye on her

[scourgeblooms]

been thinkin' about him a lot lately.... ... ...........

[j-em-g]

how it started → how it's going 🤗

[aroace-ryland-grace]

when you're trying to work on saving your planet but your best friend won't stop throwing a fucking circle at you

[aroace-ryland-grace]

rocky not fucking like ball. warning.

[noodles-and-tea]

Hangin’ around

[ramen8008]

Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?

Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him

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Hal: you've gained some muscles

Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out

Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.

Jason: steroids

Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*

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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?

Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not

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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass

Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?

Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it

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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?

Flash: yeah we could use him with this one

Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?

Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead

[robs-your-robins]

Do you think that Bruce sometimes pulls the ‘my parents are dead’ card? Yes, I get that it was a traumatic and formative event for him but it would also sort of be funny, especially if he’s doing it ironically.

Some socialite telling him that he can’t bring his kids to events, asking what his mother would have said and Bruce deadpans and goes, ‘I think she would have liked to have met her grandchildren. But of course, she never did’

His med school lecturers threatening to flunk him if he doesn’t hand in his essay on blood loss, only for Bruce to say ‘it’s just a touchy subject for me’ and the lecturer blue screening because shit

Some rogue tries to kidnap Bruce at some event, holding a gun to his head, just for Bruce to look at the rogue, almost tearfully and be like ‘i always knew I would end up like my dad’ and the rogue just panics because now they are in a room with a bunch of pissed off people because they’ve almost made the Princess Diana of Gotham cry.

Clark gets mad at him over something, yelling at him and of course Bruce is just no listening so Clark just snaps, Ma Kent’s favourite phrase of ‘who raised you???’ Only to completely fucking choke, pray for the ground to swallow him up because Bruce’s expression just slips a little (inside he’s hysterically laughing). Clark comes by again with a batch of cookies.

He can't obviously use it on the kids and they can't use it on him.

[sockiepuppetry]

The Batman and Robin situation is crazy

[cowsnotcrows]

Time to be weird and scary with big bro!

based on the trend from twitter (I think I’m not on there lmao)

[papayafromtv]

honestly the whole deal of the batboys dressing up as each other for JLA business is, objectively, supremely funnier if their identities aren’t even hidden anymore. they don't need to fill in for each other, the kids just like annoying everyone. they'll swap outfits and lie whenever they can, just to see how long they can go before one of them gets caught out. they'll always get found in the oddest moments and it never fails to piss off everybody else at the Watchtower.

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Wonder Woman: -oh, and thank you to Red Robin for that piece of insight you gave us last week, it was very helpful.

Damian dressed up as Tim, has no idea what she's talking about: ....no worries.

Aquaman: oh i wasn't here last week, what did you say?

Red Robin:

Red Robin: ....if you... sprinkle cinnamon on your window-ledges, then spiders aren't as likely to come into your house...?

Aquaman:

Wonder Woman:

Woman Woman: i was referring to the fact that you checked our suspect list and absolved Leonard Woodgate from suspicion due to his documented presence in Gotham during the incident.

Red Robin:

Red Robin: ah.

Wonder Woman, glaring at him: Damian.

Red Robin: fuck.

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*Nightwing, on his phone at the meeting table*

Green Lantern: hey, Dick, can you pass me my coffee?

Nightwing: *doesn't glance over*

Green Lantern: Dick.

Green Lantern: Diiiick?

Green Lantern: RICHARD? DICK???

Batman walking in: you called me?

Green Lantern, looking between them: w- oh for fucks sake- WHERE'S BRUCE?

Dick as Batman, shrugging: honestly i didn't even ask- hey, Tim, where's B?

Nightwing: *still doesn't look up*

Red Hood, showing up in the doorway: did you say my name?

Dick as Batman, now also slightly confused: ...oh is Jason me today?

Jason as Nightwing, finally looking up: oh- sorry, what? completely zoned out there.

Tim as Red Hood: yeah man, i'm Jason, Jason's you, and you're B while he's at the dentist.

Dick: ...huh.

Green Lantern: IF YOU CAN'T TELL HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO?!

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Robin, walking into the room: i'm here, are we starting the meeting soon?

*The rest of the league not giving him a second look*

Superman: ah, hello Damian. yes, sit down, we're starting soon.

Robin:

Robin:

Tim as Robin, angrily: oh fuck off- I AM NOT SHORT ENOUGH TO PASS AS DAMIAN.

The JL:

Damian as Red Robin, walking into the room and muttering under his breath: told you, you loser.

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bonus:

*Red Hood, pouring himself a coffee in the Watchtower kitchen*

Arsenal, coming up behind him and pinching Hood's ass: hey sexy, you coming to mine after this thing or am i coming to yours? we went to mine last time, but i dunno the weather in Gotham this week, so your choice.

Red Hood:

Red Hood:

Arsenal: what?

Dick as Red Hood: this cannot fucking be how i find out you're fucking my little brother, Roy.

Arsenal:

Arsenal: are you fucking- STOP DOING THIS.

Jason as Batman, walking into the room and looking at them for a second:

Jason as Batman: please tell me-

Dick: you treat my fucking brother with respect, Harper.

Jason as Batman: *loses his shit*

Arsenal, staring at the ground chastised, as Batman cries from laughter on the floor across the room: ...yes Richard. I will.

[babynonbinarywitch]

@mybestfriendisarock

Thinking about another AstroDevil scenario where PHM isn’t a coma dream, but they somehow still meet

Thinking they probably meet in undergraduate school in a library, and bonded over being lonely nerds, and Matt (being a pre-law student) helped Ryland find his teeth in terms of arguing his point

They get married a couple years before Ryland gets kicked out of academia, and decide to keep their names publicly separate on everything except their legal documents (Matt insists), where they’re hyphenated as Grace-Murdock

Sometime before they get married but after they’ve already gotten together, Ryland finds out that Matt is Daredevil and they have to work through that mess

Matt is the one who encourages Ryland to go into teaching, and the kids absolutely love it when he visits the classroom and Mr. Grace gets more smiley than usual, especially those first few years after his fallout with academia

But everything crashes down around Matt’s ears when he loses contact with Ryland, and he can’t find him at all until he gets word that his husband has been kidnapped by some new dictator-type, but he doesn’t have to go get him because he’s back home by the weekend

That’s the beginning of the end, though

Just two short years later, Matt is standing in front of an empty grave with one half of a ring pair, and a voicemail weighing heavy in his pocket

He then bullies his way onto the team prosecuting Eva Stratt, petitions to add the charge of the murder of Ryland Grace-Murdock, and that voicemail goes from a last plea sent to a spouse to the last condemnation of Eva Stratt

(If you want a happier version where Ryland doesn’t go to space, you can use attempted murder instead)

Thoughts?

[nottimmydrake]

AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE OMG

Fabulous

No notes other than ow at the end

🙏🙏 Ilysm for this omg

[babynonbinarywitch]

Also, think about when he meets Rocky

He already knows how to accommodate for someone who “sees” with sound, even if he doesn’t remember why

He knows what sounds concerning when it’s actually fine, and what sounds fine when it’s not because he had to learn how navigate that at the same time Matt did

And when he remembers that he was married, he breaks down and is a mess for weeks, because how could he forget his husband?

And then later he remembers Stratt saying “you have no immediate family, you don’t even have a dog

And his immediate reaction is “I do. I have a husband. I have brothers and sisters (Matt’s fellow vigilantes that stop by occasionally). I have a kid (potentially Peter depending on how you write it).”

And all he can think is how much he regrets not making his relationship with Matt even a little more public, even though that would have made separate issues regarding Matt’s activities as Daredevil

[nottimmydrake]

YES omg YESYESY

He spots the ring indent on his finger and spends HOURS looking for it in the ship until he finally finds it

It's when the ships lights are completely off that he remembers Matt fully

He remembers Matt showing him how he "sees"

[babynonbinarywitch]

Imagine when they tell each other about their partners, and, even though Ryland doesn’t remember Matt at first, he has a vague feeling that he had someone back on Earth

Of course Rocky never forgot Adrian, with an Eridian’s memory being almost perfect, and Rocky is horrified to realize that one of those things Ryland forgot was his mate

Imagine much more horrified Rocky would be to learn that Stratt tore him away from his kids, not just his student, but Peter, who he had come to see as and look out for as his own

[nottimmydrake]

Holy shit the blip in this universe would be DEVASTATING. Because then half of the worlds population in 30 years becomes nobody left

[babynonbinarywitch]

It would! However, Earth would already have guardrails in place for population devastation, it wouldn’t be as unexpected. If anything, the astrophage infection might just convince Thanos it’s not worth the effort on the grand scale of things

But a benefit of setting PHM within the MCU: they have jump points. Which makes the likelihood of Ryland coming back that much higher. They don’t know about said jump points before the Hail Mary is on her way, but before she gets to Tau Ceti, they figure out jump points

Someone (whether that be Captain Marvel, or an Earth-origin crew) come to save Ryland and then they meet Rocky and they get him back to Erid (and establish regular communication for Ryland and Rocky’s benefit) before heading back to Earth

The first one to meet him on the ground is his husband, who just listens to Ryland’s heartbeat and breathing and taking in the changes his time in space had brought to them and settling into the rhythm as he listens to Ryland’s voice over top of it

[nottimmydrake]

Matt hears Ryland's heartbeat and thinks he's finally lost it

When he also hears his voice he has literally never run faster

[babynonbinarywitch]

Thinking about Peter’s perspective in all of this

Peter’s definitely still a high school kid, maybe a freshman, when he’s bit and ends up meeting Daredevil after he strays into Hell’s Kitchen one night

Matt realizes how young the kid is and invites him to Foggy’s, which is where Peter meets Ryland, who Matt has not told is Spiderman, trusting that Peter will tell that when he’s ready

And he does, sometime a couple months in and probably following some big fight that leaves him feeling conflicted about something, which then leads to Ryland using a significant portion of his paychecks that would usually go toward personal stuff toward researching exactly how Peter’s metabolism and powers, which leads to more than one breakthrough in how Peter leads his life with his powers, and probably significantly helps with the medical side of things surrounding dosages of meds that makes Claire want to platonically kiss him when they figure out the painkiller and anesthetic doses respectively

I’m thinking Peter is probably in his sophomore of junior year of undergrad, and pursuing a microbiology degree, when the Hail Mary launches, and he doesn’t know that Ryland was launching until it was too late or that it wasn’t voluntary until years down the line, and thinks he’s just lost another parental figure, because everyone knows that the Hail Mary is a one way trip

And then they’re told about jump points and it’s not a one way trip anymore.

Peter is nearly 40 by the time Ryland comes back to Earth

He’s one of the first people after Matt and Colt to meet him once he has his feet back on dry land

[nottimmydrake]

I don't have anything to add but this is beautiful bro

[mindsmist]

always think of this meme when this scene comes up

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[eedweiz]

Grace insisted on putting Carl's name on the most important paper of the century 🎉