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DJB Werecow Of Danville

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She sits like a boss ass bitch and I’m here for it…

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she radiates gay energy

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anonymousalchemist

job interviews: did you mean, advanced lying

anonymousalchemist

small talk: did you mean, normal lying

anonymousalchemist

the concept of the self: did you mean, secret lying

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Don’t call me out like this.

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a to-do list: did you mean, aspirational lying

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WHAT DID I JUST SAY

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Y'all should Google the article, it’s actually pretty neat. Basically, the Aldabra Atoll was once inhabited by the Aldabra Rail, a flightless species of bird that had diverged from the flying White-Throated Rail when a section of the population landed there and found they had no natural predators. However, the Atoll occasionally gets completely submerged, and all of the flightless Aldabra rails were wiped out. But then, after the Atoll re-emerged, a bunch of the EXACT SAME species of flying White Throated Rail decided to settle there again, and immediately proceeded to evolve into flightless birds AGAIN.

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unmute it

buzzfeed

i keep thinking i’ll never be surprised by you, and yet here we are.

casfree

So in episode one, R2 tells C3PO that he’s naked because his parts are showing.

And when 3PO is complete, he has wires and things showing at his midriff.

Conclusion: C3PO wears a crop top.

royalnugget42

Good post op

iguanamouth

leolychee submitted: there was this broken amiibo display at target, it didnt even say anything it was just pikachu’s horrible grotesque longneck

wow the new pikachu model for pokken look;s great

iguanamouth

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Pool Party Sombra Patreon Reward! Enjoy yall

imhungup

why yes i am LGBT (Lady Gaga Beyoncé Telephone)

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every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.

Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

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Update:

I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

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I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

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Update:

After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

opocalient

You are the future

sophygurl

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

kotsuso

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

saltwaffle

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

whoopsrobots

vive la resistance

mysharona1987

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Looks like Yasuo just with a brain .

tsunamiwavesurfing

goat fight. non-negotiable.

sunfortune

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#LISTEn listen most marvel fights feel so contrived and fake and like la-dee-da-superhero#but this one was REAL and had me on the edge of my seat and still does#partially bc of the street clothes not costumes#partially because steve is fighting 1 on 1 and gets stripped of his shield quick#and he has to show like his physical combat skills#and the ACTING on both their parts.. fucking ace#esp chris evans tho like his face looks PANICKED how often do u see captain fucking america panicked??#anyway in this essay i will (tags via @asterlark)

moonisneveralone

Honestly and this is why they’re still directing but man the russos really peaked here

lioncunt

i will never forget when we saw this in the theater for the first time and bucky’s mask came off it was dead quiet and then some guy said “yo who the fuck is that”

saythefisherman

“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

weareoracle

What made Okoye an Awesome Lawful Good Character:

Able to hold a conversation with a Neutral-or-Chaotic Good character (Nakia) about morals and ‘the right thing to do’ that highlighted the differences in their beliefs without being Lawful Stupid vs. Chaotic Chaotic.

“Then you serve your country.” “No, I save my country.”

Her stance makes a lot of sense given her history; she’d failed one king (T’Chaka), and was defining her worth on some level by her ability to protect her king, whoever he was.

Despite this, she’s not completely cowed by her king, and snarks at T’Challa regularly. She respects her position, she supports her country, but there’s nothing that will stop her from rolling her eyes at T’Challa, and that humanizes her.

Okoye: When you said we were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined. T'Challa: What did you imagine? Okoye: The Olympics. Maybe even a Starbucks.

She chooses T’Challa over supporting a tyrant who would break from tradition in the end, when the former reveals he’s not alive and the duel isn’t really over.