The world is a weird place

Wolfie. 21. Theatre Stage Manager in training. Nerd.

[categorical-abstract-ml-blog]

I arrive at the chocolate factory

golden ticket: found

gobstopper secrets: leaked

fizzy lifting drinks: stolen

[saintyaint-deactivated20180915]

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE FACTORY ARE YOU

[memecucker]

[hyrude]

femminiello:

revolutionarygays:

copperbeard:

memecucker:

It Begins.

I can’t wait to be forked to death by aliens

when will the condesce strike me down and ICP take over the white house im ready. where are the fucking meteors im so god damn ready

in 2017 a young man will rise from the slums of houston and make billions of dollars on the manufacture of jpeg artifacts and create one of the most beloved film series of all time

[hyperionangel]

— just something to think about before you do… well, anything. 

[wolfie359]

Bit of a frustrating day again today... We have this garden table that we need to collapse in a fight scene when an actor is thrown on it... but it also needs to be sat on and hopped onto. And it wasn’t the most sturdy table to begin with, so really I wouldn’t be happy signing off on a risk assessment to say I want to let all of that happen. 

So having talked it through with Rorie who runs the work/paintshop, we have three choices:

Keep all the blocking except for the planned table collapse and brace and reinforce the table properly. - the fight scene hasn’t been blocked yet so we could have him flip it instead. Only problem is I think the director has been getting slightly frustrated with us not having the budget to have that many consumables like lamps breaking every show, but we have actually bought the table, so we can destroy it a bit, so it seems a shame to not be able to have it collapse.

Have the table collapse and not have them sit or lean on it, as has been blocked already throughout the show. This obviously won’t work super well, but we would get to keep the nice noisy violent table collapse.

Buy a new table that can both collapse and be sat on. Which is what we’re trying at the moment, but it’s going to be expensive because the table needs to be 800x800mm, and there aren’t many.

It’s a little frustrating, especially as I had to drive the van in a 400 mile round trip to pick up the table, and we’ve been working on it for a while. We also open two weeks today, so it would have been good to have the table before now, but the set people held us up a little sourcing ridiculously expensive carpet that we were no way going to put in the budget. 

BUT HEY.

If anyone has any bright ideas let me know. In the meantime I will be begging people for free tables. 

[ko2vo]

“But at least the view’s nice.”

I’ve been consumed by Wolf 359. I haven’t been able to stop listening to it, I love it, oh man. Please listen to it, it’s so good. Loosely, this doodle is based on the mini episode Day One. Eiffel floating in the Comm room.

[yearning4breakfast]

hey just so u know I’m here for the girls who have slept with people who they didn’t like and girls who look back on old hook ups and feel gross. girls who have slept with people because they needed the sexual validation but had bad experiences or wished that thy hadn’t gone near those people. girls who found out how bad the people were after the fact. the character of your hookups doesn’t reflect your character. you’re all wonderful and I’m here for u

[wolfie359]

Damien no. ;_;

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Strange Shit That Has Happened On Game Grumps And Isn’t Even Discussed

Barristan Selmy from Game of Thrones opens a random episode for no apparent reason and with no explanation

Arin scream-sings Circle of Life in a public place

The fucking ads are the stuff of nightmares

Rob Schneider comes on Game Grumps after Arin completely rips apart his tv show for a full episode

Arin opened a set of 10 or so episodes with monologues about following his twitter, cooking your own food, that he’s really a bat portraying the character of Arin Hanson, that his editor is too handsome, he wants to sell out to Wendy’s, and then hits himself as hard as he can with a plastic bat. This is giffed but not commented on.

Chris Pratt likes the Super Mario Galaxy playthrough, confirms he is a melon with his name written on it.

Arin assembles what looks like a several hundred person mob to go to a random Wendy’s in Ohio, because he wants to sell out to them but they won’t return his tweets. 

They’ve got a fucking TV show coming out with the guys from Rick and Morty? Why is this not mentioned more?

L o v e l y  d a y  f o r  c r i c k e t 

Arin and Ross abused the ‘give a free ride get a free ride’ code on Uber by sending theirs out to 3.5 million people. Reportedly, Arin now has over 800 free rides.

Ross and Barry sold their pokemon fanart in an art gallery.

Seriously the fucking ads? In one of them Barry is turned upside down while Arin growls in a corner and then time-lapse punches Barry into a wall, and this is an advert for Lootcrate

Dan repeatedly hit a two pound gummy bear against a table to try and remove its head

A professor of theoretical physics quit his fucking job to do the show

[wolfie359]

therabidporcupine:

Sometimes you don’t realize how much you’ve gotten attached to a character until their doppelganger is violently destroyed by radiation

[prekrasnoe-mgnovenie]

[wolfie359]

jykinturah:

kimpossibooty:

professoroakofficial:

isaacjamess:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

[tastefullyoffensive]

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He touched the butt.

[daniel-jacobi]

i’ve seen the idea of kepler trying to teach jacobi to dance mentioned a few times and i truly love that but also consider: kepler trying to teach jacobi to ski. it’s just two hours of jacobi falling on his ass in the snow and kepler trying (with limited success) not to laugh, and jacobi’s a little afraid of the ski lift because holy shit what if we fall off so every time they go up he’s kinda clinging onto kepler’s arm for dear life while trying really really hard to act like he’s not? and at the end he accidentally does the splits and pulls something and kepler basically has to carry him down the mountain, so they spend the rest of their trip hanging out at the fancy ski lodge while jacobi complains nonstop about how cold and awful everything is until kepler gets tired of noncommittally saying “mmhm” every few minutes and casually leans over and kisses him on the cheek and jacobi’s ears turn redder than his ski jacket and he gets very quiet

[daniel-jacobi]

#OKAY but i raise you kepler expecting this to happen and instead getting speed demon jacobi whizzing past him all like ‘meet you there bye’ #and when warren does get down there jacobi’s sitting there with a drink all like ‘oh there you are your form isnt so great want some tips’

im yelling oh my god?? fuckin owned

[wolfie359]

I have become a drug dealer

At least I feel like I have Been making little baggies of tobacco and oregano to pose as weed for the show and oh boy do I feel shady.

[wolfie359]

So sad about Leonard Cohen today :(

[weloveshortvideos]

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oh my God

[queersamus]

this is the exact opposite of that video of the spiders in the big mass that starts swarming when the dude touches it

[disgustinganimals]

You brought this on yourself lady.

[natshka]

listen, remember, comprehend

[a-iyla]

shoutout to the Within The Wires for

destroying my soul