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Well, there’s definitely a scent that’s hard to misplace…especially when it’s uh…5 times stronger than usual!

It’s been a day so far, and Woofsuke is STILL pacing back forth, occasionally looking out the window. Surface, like always, was the first to snap at Woofsuke’s wolfish antics.

“For the LOVE, of us all, can you please sit still for like…2 seconds?“ Surface asked in a annoyed tone.

“Yeah!” Josuke chimed in. “We’re trying to watch…! Um…“ he looked to Surface. “What are we watching?“

Surface let out an amused sigh. “It’s an anime called “Sailor Moon”, Rohan said it was a good way to get into anime. I’ve watched it before with Hazamada.“

“Yeah, what he said.“

Woofsuke didn’t really pay attention, since he was glancing out the window again.

“What are you looking for anyway?“ Josuke asks.

“I’m…not sure…all I know is I smell another werewolf out there…“

Josuke and Surface still didn’t believe that werewolves were real.

“OH!“

Woofsuke’s sudden outburst, made the two loafs on the couch flinch.

“I think I spot the werewolf!“ Woofsuke said with glee in his voice, and a wagging tail.

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{{Just what the hell was going on over there? Joseph’s sharp hearing picked up on the commotion even through the walls...not in any particular detail, of course, but for some reason all of the voices sounded like...Josuke?

{{A small bit of the confusion was relieved the closer he got to the house, as almost immediately, as if in response to his anticipation, a familiar pompadour bounced up behind one of the windows. Grinning widely, Joseph rapped against the glass with one hand, brightly waving with another. This wasn’t the Josuke he was familiar with, to be sure--but he was already well acquainted with the dimension hopping antics of whatever the hell was happening and took it in stride.

Well helloooooo there, stranger! You don’t mind letting an incredibly cool and amazing dad in, do ya? I promise, I won’t bite!

{{...if any of that made its way through the glass, it would probably be reassuring.

{{Probably.

#{{you're good my dude!

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Well, there’s definitely a scent that’s hard to misplace...especially when it’s uh...5 times stronger than usual!

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[There was a yelp of pain. Joseph was damn heavy. But as he felt Joseph attempt to wrestle him down, he only began to bite and nip at his hands and arms, hoping to be able to get a good bite at Joseph’s face. With his little dog feet, he kicked hard at Joseph’s side, trying to escape.]

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D--DAMN IT CAESAR STOP--STOP THAT FUCKIN' HURTS, ASSDICK!

{{He can't keep this up, not when sharp teeth beat weak human flesh every day of the week. Instead, he lets go, jumping up to grab the box of cereal.

Fuck--you want it so bad? Here you go!

{{He pours it into the narrowest glass he can find and puts it onto the floor. Have fun asshole.

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[Acting good had only gotten him a bowl full of black coffee and wasted cream. As Joseph moved away his precious cereal, Caesar bit down on his leg, tugging at it and growling in frustration.]

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AAAAAAUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOO---!!

{{Welp Joseph's just gonna let loose a rather intense scream of frustration right there--that rapidly turns into a howl of distress. Fuck it. You're going down Caesar. He falls upon the dog much like earlier--wrapping his arms around his body and attempting to wrestle him into submission with a snarl. He's wrestling a dog. A fucking dog.

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[…All that cream gone to waste! ….How degrading. He wasn’t going to drink that shit off the floor. Instead of whining, he growls, takes a nip at Joseph’s leg, and promptly goes in search of something else. …A snack? Standing on his hind legs, he pushed open a cabinet with his nose and began to hop up and down in an attempt to reach a box of cereal. Fuck you, Joseph. He was classy and intended to eat clean things.]

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You lil' shit--

{{Seriously, biting? What happened to being the more civilized one, Caesar? Anywho, Joseph might as well follow that uppity pooch--to the cereal? He wanted cereal?

Man, you don't even deserve that!

{{He reached over and grabbed the box...and moved it to a higher shelf.

Heh. Act a lil' better and you might get it.

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I saw a werewolf drinkin’ a pina colada at Trader Vic’s His hair was perfect…

#but of course

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[…Well, cute worked before. Maybe it’d work again. With his ears laying down flat, Caesar took slow steps towards Joseph with is head down before sinking to the floor and whining. What a sad, Coffee-less existence. …He’d make sure to get him back for the “fussy Italian” thing later.]

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Damn it Caesar, don't give me that...

{{But how was he supposed to resist that kinda look? Angrily, he stomped back over to the kitchen and grabbed the creamer...opening it up and dumping it on the ground right on top of the coffee puddle.

There you go. Drink up!

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[Alright, the affection was a little nice. …But it was bizarre that a large man was yipping like a dog. As he was presented his bowl of coffee, Caesar immediately dunked his snout into it.]

[…Black coffee? Not even a dash of cream? At the unpleasant taste, Caesar began to bark at the bowl in disapproval. …Before flipping it over. Coffee everywhere.]

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What the fuck?! You're just a goddamn spoiled brat aren't you?! Well guess what--you ain't gettin' anymore. You can lick it right off the ground, fussy Italian baby.

{{As if to punctuate his disappointment, he growled at the dog, as much as he could growl while he was still human. Alpha or not, he wasn't dealin' with no little bitch.

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[…Alright, alright. He could play nice for a minute if it meant possibly getting what he asked for. He stopped his squirming almost immediately. As an added touch to prove he was “behaving”, his tail began to wag slowly.]

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{{Oh man...he was being too goddamn cute. Joseph couldn't help but yip with approval and rub their noses together. Cute Caesar--CUTE....eventually he put him down and walked off, returning with the coffee pot. Which he then poured into a bowl and placed on the floor.

There you go! Hope you like it black because you ain't gettin' anything else.

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[He’s obviously distressed. And demands his coffee. Though the demand sounds more like “awoowoowoowoo”. …That didn’t come out right. He begins to writhe and struggle in Joseph’s grip. FREEDOM—]

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Hey, stop squirmin'! HEY! I'll bite you if you keep it up!

{{Aw, was he trying to speak though? Considering Joseph himself was pretty much a wolf with a human body, he understood quite clearly what the other was trying to say...didn't mean he was going to comply though.

I ain't gettin' you shit until you act right!

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Ah! Caesar!

Whoa, look who's the dog now, eheheh!

{{HE'S TOTALLY GONNA PICK FURRY CAESAR UP WHO'S A CUTE BOY

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I’m going to destroy those shorts. They’re offensive to my eye.

[He’s still whining. …There’s a small bit of guilt.]

You’re essentially a dog at the end of the day. Last I checked you didn’t rip me to shreds when you turn. That makes you more dog-like.

[…Okay. There’s a pity pat on the head.]

…Get me some coffee, will you?

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Don't touch my shorts! If you wanna see me rip you to shreds, though, then you can go right ahead.

{{Still, the pity pat is really nice...he's gonna roll onto Caesar's feet and nuzzle his leg affectionately.

Nahhhhhh--

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…Look at that. …It actually worked. Off. Get off. And put on some pants too.

[He thinks back to the book for a moment.]

…Jojo. When I did that, did you feel as though it was like a mother dog disciplining you? Or am I off base?

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Imma get off but I ain't puttin' pants on. These are too comfy.

{{True to his word, he rolls off like a loose log, laying on the ground, whining.

Mother dog? Hell no! It just kinda....kinda hurt a lot! And I ain't a dog I'm a wolf!

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[Okay. No. This was ridiculous. From the name to how he was awarding himself points— Caesar wasn’t going to play a game with a toddler as the rule maker. …What was it that book said about dogs being aggressive? As he was rolled over, Caesar pulled one hand out of Joseph’s grip and pinched at the back of his thigh hard while making a clicking and hissing sound.]

Tch— Tch! No! Bad!

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H--HEY WHAT--

{{But he froze up, arms falling to his sides, looking at Caesar with wide and very much confused eyes, offering up only a whimper in response. Goddamn it Caesar you took the fun out of it.

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[He hits the ground with a loud thud and instantly is horrified as he believes Joseph is weirdly aroused. In annoyance, he shoves his thumbs into Joseph’s mouth, pulling at the corners off his mouth roughly.]

Sick! Get your disgusting crotch away from me before I throw your flea-bitten ass across the room!

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'EE 'OW ERR IN'IN IN OO I'!

{{That was supposed to be "See, now you're gettin' into it!"--but, of course, Joseph has to deal with those thumbs in his mouth. He's just gonna try to pull them out while at the same time trying to cling onto Caesar with his thighs and roll them both over.

BLEH--ONE POINT HARD GAY!

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