Wolfram @wolfram-petanu - Tumblr Blog

new intro post because i hate the old one woah here we go

hii my name is Wolfram, but i also go by Ted, Rat, Will or Dell

I use he/him and ve/vim, and am a proud aroace+agender goober

dni if you're a HP fan, think being a natzi is cool (in this household we celebrate punch a natzi day (all year holiday baby)), are a terf

this blog is mostly sfw, if i do reblog some goofy stuff I'll tag it as "#nsfw" (i won't reblog stuff that's too bad tho because sexual stuff personally makes me uncomfortable)

i also have side accounts!:

my art blog: @wolfram-but-art

and a blog for spamming about blorbos: @wolfram-blorbos

stuff I'm into (please talk to me about it):

-JRWI (riptide)

-TF2 (!)

-Metro series (2033-'35)

feel free to blow up my inbox woth notes btw, I don't really care. (sending asks, mass liking, reblogging, following me, messaging me. all welcome mate, come talk to me)

if you're a new account reading this, make sure to customize your blog. PLEASE make yourself look like a real person don't force me to block you

#pinned post #I'm gonna make it all pretty later. rn i gotta go sleep teehee

girlnumbers

always get a large sized drink. you don’t know what life has in store

anistarrose

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

brainrockets

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

burr-ell

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN HANDLE CRITIQUE. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN EMBRACE BEING TOLD YOU WERE WRONG. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH UNPLEASANT TASKS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN DELIVER DISAPPOINTING NEWS. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU KNOW HOW TO BE DISAGREED WITH. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE CORRECTED. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU CAN BE TOLD YOU MESSED UP. YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY. YOU ARE ABLE TO DO HARD THINGS.

wizardarchetypes

(guy who isnt beating the ocd voice) i know! maybe if i spend all night ruminating on something i feel guilty about until i’ve considered it from every possible angle and made myself physically ill, then i can finally forgive myself and i’ll feel better! 99% of morally abhorrent people stop self punishing right before they’re Absolved

oldbutchdanielmolloy

there is no way i just got a genuine Basement Prisoner offer

infiniteinterior

Koyaanisqatsi

holdoncallfailed

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

ryan-sometimes

LMAOOOO

furnishedfurnace

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

archivearchangelica

My first year campus room, 2001

stuckinapril

I promise you things will get so much better when you start processing people’s behavior as information rather than a verdict on your self-worth. If someone doesn’t text back, suddenly pulls away, whatever it may be, the solution isn’t to put on a tap dance for them and try to regain their approval. It’s not to crash out on them and try to force them to react a certain way. It’s just to take a step back, take a deep breath, and assess what this tells you. What’s this saying about them? What’s this saying about you??