What a comical theory! Josh totally ships jiam? Jen shared trailer with only josh for the first two movies. It was always moving! Jen said liam and i had problems with josh not around in third movie and she got her house near him. Knowing he has a "gf", she kisses him and asks him for a kiss. He grabs her ass in premieres and appears on her bed in the airplane video. Jen shaded Claudia by mocking we make it work twice. Jen rushes to hug and kiss him, not one article comes out. Lmao third wheel!
Poor jen hates tattoo, but she gets one and does not correct it. She does not know about H2O symbol. Liam does not know to correct it either. She mixed the colors. By the way she tells josh told her its wrong! And jen says if bear could have got it, we could have got it as well(josh +jen). That says all about the tattoo. Jen need not fear josh that he will leave or something, they are so solid that they can bicker all the time and be real and still love each other. Love signing at conan to josh!
Oh look! An obtuse Joshifer who doesn’t understand the concept of sarcastic ridicule. What are you doing? Are you lost?? I didn’t tag that in a way you’d come across it. Which means you’re here looking on purpose. Why? You do realize the entire purpose of this blog is to support Jen and Liam as a romantic couple, while appreciating their friendship (alongside their friendship with Josh), and not at all ever about shipping Jen and Josh, right? You are literally attempting to convert someone who finds your ship absolutely unrealistic, and improbable. This is futile. What are you doing? I guess if you want my obviously biased and sarcastic opinion against your nonsense theories, I can entertain you.
Jennifer and Josh shared a split trailer. This means that there was a WALL WITH NO DOOR between his trailer space, and her trailer space. Like two units in an apartment building. In order to go to his side of the trailer, she had to go outside, then to his door, then back inside. It was always moving, and he said this himself, because she has an anxious coping mechanism of bouncing her knee. I do this as well when I’m anxious. Does that mean I’m having sex with everyone in the waiting room at the neurologists office? Wow! Josh debunked himself that it was sexual, so your theory no longer floats.
Of course Jen and Liam had problems with Josh not being around, it was weird in comparison to the first two films where Josh was always there. It’s like coming back to Junior year of high school and your best friend doesn’t come back from summer vacation for a month, and then when he does, he’s only there a few days a week. It’s weird, and unnatural. Remember, Josh and Liam bonded as well during the first film, not just Jen and Josh. Are you suggesting missing him was a sexual thing? A romantic relationship thing? So, then, by your own logic, it was a polyamorous triad with Jen, Liam and Josh? COOL!
Her house is not that near to Josh’s. She can’t walk there. It’s a good half hour drive around a heavily trafficked, windy canyon road. She bought a house in a gated, guarded community in Beverly Hills accessible only by the extremely rich people who live there, and their guests. It had more to do with that than it did with being near Josh, though I’m sure that was a nice selling point. You know, because he’s her best friend. Oh wait, I mean, her second primary boyfriend, after Liam, according to you. And don’t forget, she’d rather be in Malibu with Liam than in her own home “near” Josh.
She has said that his girlfriend (quotations aren’t necessary around a fact; that’s a free punctuation lesson from me to you, next one will cost you $5), accepts their weird, co-dependent relationship. She doesn’t get jealous because, like me, she knows the possibility of Joshua dating Jennifer to be non-existent. She trusts him. Imagine that concept! I kiss my best guy friends on the face, and cuddle up to them, in front of my boyfriend, and their significant others, and there’s no jealousy because there’s nothing more to it and that’s how we all are. Josh even admitted that he didn’t like when she kissed his face the way she did at the Samsung event. It’s meaningless beyond a sweet gesture towards her best friend. But I suppose you won’t understand that because you clearly have next to no life experience, and I shouldn’t be surprised that you feel so threatened by someone seeing things differently from you that you’ve got to come drop off nonsense in my inbox.
When has he ever grabbed her ass? Seriously, when? We’ve seen Jen and Liam accidentally touch the butt at events. Guess what? That’s not something two people hiding a relationship would do. So by that logic, if he did grab her ass, then they’re not in a relationship because that’s not hidden. Too bad you’re going to be blocked after this, though, or you could show me :( There’s zero proof that was Josh on Jen’s airplane bed. That’s conjecture. It could actually be Liam. It could be another man on the plane. The bedrooms are not private. They’re in shared space where other things can be converted into beds. You cannot possibly tell who it is by seeing ¼ of their back. The man fooling around with something on the floor also doesn’t prove anything except that person was on the plane. WOW! Just because you want it to be Josh, and want it to mean they fucked, doesn’t make it true. I know that she said he spit on HER BED (not ‘our bed’ or ‘the bed’ but ‘MY bed’. Singular. Her bed alone.) but that doesn’t prove anything except that he’s gross and she hates when he does it. Plus, I will remind you, she has said before that she, Josh, and Liam, have slept in the same bed in a non-sexual way and held each other. It happens. That’s not out of the realm of possibilities for them. They wouldn’t have sex on that plane full of people anyway, as that’s not professional, or appropriate, of them. Especially considering Josh has a girlfriend. Oh wait! Now you’re telling me Jen, Josh, Liam, and Claudia are in a polyamorous quad? NICE!
Jennifer has never thrown shade at Claudia, that’s something your pack of nonsensical mentalists came up with in order to support their inappropriate theories that Josh and Claudia is PR, and Jen is his girlfriend. Josh has repeatedly stated that he hates when you guys say that shit, so basically you don’t respect him because he’s asked you to stop, and you continue to do so. Do not come into my house and disrespect Josh and Claudia. Do not. And do not ever come back here and try and convince me that Jennifer would ever throw shade at Claudia. She is not that kind of person, and fuck you for thinking so.
Articles don’t come out about Josh and Jen because literally no one cares but this tiny pocket of crazy people who say really inappropriate things about him and his actual girlfriend, which, again, he hates. There’s nothing to suppose about Jen and Josh except that they’re best friends because he’s in a relationship. Running to hug Josh means nothing. She also runs to hug Liam. And kisses Natalie on the red carpet, and rushes to hug the rest of the cast. WAIT A FLIPPIN DING DANG MINUTE. Are you trying to convince me that Jennifer fucks the entire cast?! Now you’ve just taken it too far.
Jennifer was with the Hemsworths when she got her tattoo. They were getting tattoos and she said, why the hell not? Because Liam makes her feel brave. You’ve done what I did before and misunderstood that Jen and Liam were getting matching tattoos. That’s not true. He wasn’t getting the H2O formula, he was getting A tattoo. We don’t know what of. The artist sketched it out and he didn’t like the look and placement and said no. Protip: this is the smart thing to do when getting a tattoo. Never get one if you’re not 100% sold on it. And of course Josh told her it was wrong, Josh is a dick. Liam didn’t tell her because who cares? It was done. It was just a dick move to point out it was wrong because what was she going to do? He made her feel bad immediately about something she’d done that took a lot of courage on her part to do. Instead of being supportive and polite, he had to point out she’s an idiot. What does mixing the colors together have to do with anything…? If Josh had been there, perhaps it would be the correct formula, or maybe she would have chickened out because he makes her feel insecure sometimes and makes her doubt herself. WHAT A GREAT BOYFRIEND!
Yes, Jen and Josh can fight, he can piss her off so bad she pops him in the mouth, and then he continues to do what makes her that angry, and she still loves him because she’s a loving, tolerant friend. That’s not a boyfriend. If your boyfriend does that to you, knowing it triggers your anxiety, that’s abusive and you shouldn’t be in a relationship with them. Your friend you aren’t obligated to spend time with except when you feel like it, whatever, but that’s still not a very nice way to be to a friend. She tolerates it because she cares about him, and appreciates his friendship beyond the annoying things. She’s also used to it because she has brothers, and she’s accustomed to them being annoying and mean to her. I mean, they did throw her down the stairs, and tie her up in the basement, and all kinds of vile things so bad she can’t even talk about them publicly. A man who reminds you of those kinds of things is not a man you should be in a romantic relationship with, either. And if doing love hearts at someone means that’s proof of a relationship, then all of these people are dating you, too.
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