there

[loveridden1999]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[smalltown--byler]

noah didn't even need to confirm that mike would have explored. i watched with my own eyes mike wheeler putting in vampire fangs and saying he'd bite will. that boy was already exploring.

[escapepodding]

The miscommunication in Heated Rivalry is because they're living in different romance types to begin with:

Shane: In some sort of Austen-esque existence where hjs ill-advised flirtation with a notorious rake goes too far. Scandalised by the intimate use of first names he flees, concerned what society and his goodly parents will think, his reputation at stake. He tries to find a proper marriage prospect but alas his heart is lost to the rake! But he finally follows his heart and invites Ilya into his home too (and accepts first name usage!)

Ilya: Smoldering in mirrors and out of windows and getting emotionally wuthered screaming Shane's name on a moor. My man is byronically going through it gothic style

[escapepodding]

Scott Hunter is trying to live his best modern rom com life and is side-eyeing the fuck out of these two. No idea what's going on there and franly doesn't want to

[rustingbridges]

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

[mikewheelerisaqueerler]

mike slept in loads of layers because will needed the room cold for the mind flayer

he could have slept in another room where it was warmer but he chose to stay anyways

[omtai]

Im sorry I didn’t reply to your message for three weeks. I did not forget about it infact I thought about it regularly every day. It will happen again

[shardlily]

I will never be completely over this and will tell the staff in the retirement home about this fumble of the century!!!

[miwiheroes]

RHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHEHEHEHEHRHEHEHR

[girlmostlikely]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be a cat making biscuits

[maraistookmyheart]

i love taking REALLY hot showers.... like yes girl... let's evaporate...

[papayajuan2019]

hey guys can you develop more complex nuanced loving views of yourselves. thanks.

[frailbug]

[rhube]

A wild ride:

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[reverbraven]

[talvin-muircastle]

Errant bus driver takes passengers for unwanted ride to Vienna Metro station | FFXnow

A routine bus trip from New York City to D.C. took a harrowing turn for passengers last night (Monday) when the driver reportedly decided to

[familiaralien]

I feel like adding a little addition here because the OP got the funniest possible e-mail after this

[tedchaough]

"You're the wound!" "You are the wound!" "Stop saying that. I am not a wound." "You are a wound."

LENA DUNHAM AND ALLISON WILLIAMS GIRLS (2012-2017)