"No I don't dig the ground for bones and sniff butts. What the hell you take me for, a damn dog??" He should not have told the kid he was a half werewolf. The other just assumed hes a damn wolf or a dog.
"I'm also half human, so that only makes me a creep if I did that."
"Huh. Well, me too---I guess I'm like half a human." It's a little hard to explain. For him at least. "BUT, that's weird? How come you don't do all that? Even I sometimes gotta sniff about." Maybe he should be clear that he actually does not sniff butts, at least. That'll get him in trouble!
Edward's gaze lingered on the younger male, trying to decipher what he was, not having his scent, its hard to tell as he gave a light pout. "I do smell things, usually could tell what type of a monster creatures are. But I dont have that anymore, besides my strength being back by 50%. These stars took it from me. But that doesn't mean I go on all fours like a dog. Listen, kid. I don't know what kind of a movie or books you've saw, but werewolves aren't gonna bark in fullmoon."
"it ain't a compliment, ya dork." He's shaking his head as if he were a disappointment parent trying to discipline their child. Not that she would listen to a word he'll say.
When her command implies, Edward grumbled under his breath before doing as he was told, closing his eyes, but his shoulders are tensed up and mouth in a thin line. As if she was going to hit him.
Almost immediately after Edward spoke did the Sparkle seem to disappear from thin air, all that's left is a rather middle aged individual right in front of him. As if he was there the entire time with the two of them and yet never decided to speak up.
"I don't see anyone else 'round here. Was some kid playing a prank on you? I'd say they got you real good if that's the case!"
Slowly and with hesitation does Edward opens his eyes, blinking as he tries to adjust back into reality. Although the figure in front of him does give him a raised brow. Edward would gaze to notice sparkle was gone, only to be standing in front of this man. This wasn't new to him, shapeshifting of any kind is normal where he came from, from witches to creatures.
"Oh?? Is this what you could do??" He grins, showing off his canine teeth, "you're still the little menace. Shapeshifting, right???" He's stepping up to the figure to poke their forehead, "thats one hell of an ability to fuck around with people. Reminds me of a creature from back at home... trickster. Although they could travel through dimensions and time..."
“You look like you know what you’re doing!” Sparkle sparkle.
Dear god. Who let this child out?? Too innocent for their own good, must protect.
"I don't." Edward was quick to respond, his cheeks turning red as he tried to play the mole game. The hammer held by his hand felt heavy. He was hitting each of them, but he had no idea what he was doing.
"Far from it... I just hitting things as it comes up."
gonna throw a permanent starter call here for eddy ♥️♥️ by liking this you're giving me the following of:
Messaging/Dm you for any plot for threads!
Giving you starters and sending you memes.
heres some relationship that im looking for!
Below read more for more!
Friends- being friends with this grumpy man, being friends with him makes you his favorite person. Although he'll be hard to be friends with, because he doesn't want to go near people. Afraid to lose them or get them killed. Buttttttttt... its not his fault when he does end up being friends with someone. He'll be your protector and would die for you.
Frienemies- he doesn't like your muse, but would tolerate them. Only cause your muse haven't done anything bad, but if they annoy the heck out of Edward, you'll be placed in this category. (You need to annoy him really hard) he'll protect you... even if he doesn't want to. Will be more than likely groaning and throwing tantrums to himself before going to help your muse.
Mentor: he's never had a student before, but if you're muse want to get teach by him with some survival skills or cooking. He's more than happy to do that. He could cook, even if he doesn't look like it!!
A Found family: he'll be your weird ass uncle. Tho I guess grunkle suit him too, being over 100 year and all. The man will accept you as a family and be more open with his emotions. Although, much like friends, Edward would be hesitant. Because losing your muse or making them hurt would crush his heart more than anything. He's protector, and cooker. Would make you many dishes and die for you lol.
Romance: This is a hard relationship for him. Sure he does have a crush back at home, doesn't mean he cant get a romantic relationship here. But its a SLOW burn, because Edward doesnt think of himself as a worthy person for anyone's love. He's never experienced it besides really liking this one person at a young age, they did killed his sister so he has hard time with his feelings. He cant even confess to his crush, too. So if your muse takes time and effort. It would work, just needs to be patient.
❛ How do you already look like you’re over this conversation? ❜
"It's the resting bitch face." Or whatever the hell people call it these days, he's a good listener, yes. But he hardly knows this person, and her constant talking about a subject Edward isn't known of makes his expression a bit... bitter.
Not like he was trying to be rude or anything! And doesnt help that she kept... teasing him.
"And stop calling me old man with no social cues. Not my damn fault. I don't know shit about modern stuff, ok??" And it started with movies...
❛ How do you already look like you’re over this conversation? ❜
"Hey, give me a break over here. I've been up for two days now. it's not like I didn't want to listen." The hybrid grumbled, giving the most annoyed pout ever.
He's been taking care of some noisy gangs around the city, with their loud ass motorcycles and even more loud voices. Edward hates that he can't chase them around. The power of his speed is gone, and he had to move around in the bus and trains... it was embarrassing at best.
"Just... say it again. I'll listen... this time." He yawned.
the laugh was irritating as Edward grinds his teeth together in attempt not to throw a fist at the man's face. But one could see the boiling anger that makes his flushed cheeks even redder. Not to mention the audacity when the male jabbed at his chest. Someone has a death sentence.
"you got nerves to be asking me that." His lips twitched into a grin, an annoyed one. "What i do is none of your concern, you little shit." He hissed, but knowing he was a horrible liar, anyone could see through him at the way his gaze shifts away.
"Fine, you wanna be noisy? Yea, I do have someone, but it doesn't goddamn matter, cause its not gonna happen. Happy now, you ass??? Next you're gonna ask if I had sex... actually! Fuck you!"
"oh, fuck off! I can't fucking lie, if thats what you want me to say. Its written all over my face like you're reading some damn book." He grumbled, arm crossing over his chest as he looks anywhere but the other.
"Cause you're noisy, so I'm telling you about my relationship life. That way you'll stop asking or guessing... and teasing me. Just dont tell anyone or I'll break your knee or something. Besides, whats so good about all that anyways???" He honestly doesn't know what he's saying anymore as if he was caught red handed and can't shut up.
