see you around, wolf

doria; 20, a retired blogger, gamer, wannabe animator

[cryptotheism]

My job on the commune is to execute evil wizards with my enchanted blade.

[evilwizard]

hi buddy

[evilwizard]

cool blade you got there what’s it for

[cryptotheism]

Well this is awkward

[cryptotheism]

So get this

[supermodelcats]

[crossroadswrite]

idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

[sabertoothwalrus]

[kiwi]

[kiwi]

he figured it out btw he just prefers biting

[minifinny]

[catasters]

[lunawolf237-is-gay]

[dylan-obrien-gifs]

Dylan O'Brien as Joel Dawson

“Love and Monsters", dir. Michael Matthews

[unflatteringcatselfies]

This is meathead. he’s disgusting and we love him.

[catasters]

[mrcloudyfun]

Age old question, fellas

[kiddsworld]

My friend texted this to me and said she couldn’t tell if this was a drink or drain cleaner

[bashircore]

it's giving me such mixed messages like it says "non-toxic" and "industrial strength" but also "no sugar" and "gluten-free"

[transmascfrankiero]

the drink of all time

[halodite]

i wish the person that robbed pewdiepie stabbed him even if just a little bit

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

my friend brittany was stabbed once and okay she’s a little florida swamp trash she’ll admit that, but she told me this story of being stabbed with a STEAK KNIGHT, and her reaction was basically, “what the fuck, did you fucking stab me???’ then her friends carted her off to the ER

if this can happen to Brittany, who is totally okay even if she has a tattoo in the shape of Florida where the panhandle turned into a gun, it can totally happen to Pewdiepie I mean he is was more stabbable than my friend britney

[halodite]

its ok queen go off

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

No Notes Pewdiepie Stabbing Post

[mapsontheweb]

Map of Briton George Meegan’s 30,608 km walk from South America to North America; it took him 2,425 days from 1977-1983

[afloweroutofstone]

I stared at this for several minutes before seeing the caption thinking this was a proposed border to split the Americas in half

[dostoyevsky-official]

adjusted borders of the greater chilean republic

[hungwy]

Mustard is an incredibly sexy flavor. I dont make the rules

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[hollowtones]

really funny dog my friend

[hollowtones]

i didnt read the first post

[hollowtones]

it’s right though

[streamingplatform-moved-deactiv]

I love when kittens fail so badly at drinking milk and how they look sopping wet and pathetic after

[streamingplatform-moved-deactiv]

[apas-95]

THEY LITERALLY SHRUNK THE SIZE OF CHINA’S GOLD MEDALS SO IT LOOKED LIKE THEY BARELY HAD MORE THAN THE US I… GDSGHFGHFGFHD

it’s real… it’s honestly been so fucking hilarious how blatantly all these US media outlets have been messing with graphs

Keep reading

[redchrominance]

“messing with graphs“ is a bit generous. They’re just straight up lying lmao

[moved-19871997]

the second moot and oomf and noomf become part of the tumblr lexicon i’m jumping ship to linkedin or smth

[carolxdanvers]

[plaguedocboi]

*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*

[plague-masks-n-mushrooms]

*emits a cloud of toxic spores*

[plaguedocboi]

Well there’s no need to be dramatic

[bowling-with-skulls]

i physically had to draw this