Wollowock

Hi there my name is Cass! Welcome to my cluster fuck of a page where I post mainly interactions with my pissy mom, messages of people sending me hate, my husky and anything that catches my eye for more than 5 seconds :) I have no filter I actively track wollowock, wollomom and wollopuppy if you're behind on the frog situation: http://wollowock.tumblr.com/post/129758227012 Have a lovely day ♥Disclaimer: Send me hate and I will be as sarcastic as I want to be♥️

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[wollowock]

Surprise, guess who’s back 😉

[fakepolyglot]

My French teacher admitted that the French language is more about aesthetics than actual logical rules.

The sooner you accept this the better.

[babelplanetvlog]

Isn’t that true of all things French?

[fakepolyglot]

Yes. Yes it is. 

[anotherfrenchwarrior]

I cannot even deny it…

[butchlynz]

“For the aesthetics,” the French sob softly, shoving three Es into the word créées. It is not beautiful enough. They are never beautiful enough. Slowly France is losing its will to live.

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

[alltheladiesyouhate]

what bastille song is this from

[pianissimoworld]

Things we lost in the fire

[nick-avallone]

my mom accidentally got a $5 pair of socks stuck in the wheel of her wheelchair and we didnt notice for hours and now she’s freaking out because she feels bad for stealing it im laughing so hard

[nick-avallone]

[nick-avallone]

this mall cop has been standing near us for like 5 minutes and shes having a heart attack and im literally cryinggg laughing i cant deal with this

[rotoloboi]

I’m calling the feds

[nick-avallone]

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[theartofanimation]

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[witchymashedpotatoes]

Guys. I just realized that Lilo is putting a curse on her friends. But like, an actual curse. Vinegar is commonly used in curses, and pickles have vinegar. And then she has little figures of her “friends”, drawn with expressions. Then putting them in the pickle jar, and shaking it. Another sign of a curse. I don’t know why I just noticed this now, but lilo is a witch.

I bet she’s a sea witch.

[caffeine-and-crystals]

She leaves offerings of peanut butter sandwiches for a fish who controls the weather. Of course she’s a witch.

[alethiometrix]

Lilo is #witchgoals

[theinturnetexplorer]

Great Understatements in History

[distortion-princess-deactivated]

For a minute i thought these were last words

[hotwhiteguy]

my chopsticks know i’m white

[sixpenceee]

Nothing like starting the season with halloween latte art! I’ll be posting everything halloween for the next couple months folks!

[library-mermaid-blog]

[digg]

[gingerhaze]

i’d watch an entire series about bodybuilders in a tiny town

[mxlfoydraco]

a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa. Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you

[tashaneva]

i imagine this is how harry and draco’s first meeting would have gone then haha

[musicalluna]

can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂

[mimosaeyes]

his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children

[theglamourwitch]

It's September 14th! Which means it's October, which means it's Halloween!!

🎃what are my witches doing this Halloween? 🎃

[wollowock]

I'm going home for Christmas this year and honestly there are more restaurants I want to hit up than old friends.

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

THIS IS A KIDS SHOW