Cats Poop Candy

I'm short but it's cool because when people drop food, it reaches me before the ground so I get a lot of free food. I. about II. ask III. archive

[wolveseatcandy]

R u gay

maybe

[wolveseatcandy]

Because I have 5 assignments due plus a midterm in the coming week.

[meetthepugs]

[wolveseatcandy]

I was just having fun playing a computer game, minding my own business, hurting no one, and then it had to get too real

[wolveseatcandy]

me: I’m a badass i have no feelings the world is shit fuck everyone

also me: *holds doors for the elderly* *”accidentally” drops exact amount of change a kid is short of for ice cream* *gets emotional over animals* *worries about friends all the time* *always walks on the outer side of the pavement when with someone*

[wolveseatcandy]

The struggle with trying to plug in my phone charger into a socket in the dark is how I imagine boys with no sex ed must feel

[praytothegay]

things that make me happy

when i start a tv show just for the lesbians and the tv show turns out to be actually good

when i start a tv show because its good and it surprises me with lesbians

[wolveseatcandy]

Slowly getting the hang of Photoshop. I still can’t draw D’:

[girrlscout]

[vinstage]

[wolveseatcandy]

I'm so afraid of dropping out of university. If even getting up is a struggle everyday, how am I going to get work done? Reading week is almost over and I haven’t been able to study for midterms at all. I'm coping less and less but really don’t want to “take a break” from school despite the suggestion from different psychs...

[basdos]

On the Top of the World

[wolveseatcandy]

My psychology textbook just dissed every single emu that has ever existed

[basdos]

Untitled

[wolveseatcandy]

I like the facebook chat heads because closing a conversation feels like you're grabbing your friend and throwing them into a bin

[wolveseatcandy]

Father: "Have any guys been wanting to 'make friends' with you? I know that's what happens in uni."

Me: "Uh no not particularly, why?"

Father: "Let me know when you get a boyfriend."

Mum: "What? Do you want to screen him?"

Father: "...Just let me know."

Me: *laughs nervously*

Mum: "*laughing* What's the first criteria? Must be a boy?"

Father: *obligatory fake laugh*

Me: *gets the hint* *tries not to fidget in seat* *sweats* *dies on the inside*

[skeletales]