Prophet Wommie

read Ao3 destiel office fic || he/him || God (me) does NOT approve || NSFW posts

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Cost Of Compliance on hiatus

I AM NOT ABANDONING IT!!!! So for the people who were worried please don’t be!!! It will be finished eventually…

I'm just very busy with work at the moment and am in no place to be giving out spoons on a long fic.

I appreciate all the love you guys have given C.O.C. As it is my first full story I have made the mistake of posting it right away as opposed to working on it in private until it's completion.

I do have something in the works tho!!! So don't give up hope!!! (If you are willing to spend some time on my asks I would LOVE to answer any questions you have on this fic or any upcoming project!!!!)

[konstantick112]

Why doesn't anyone talk about how young John Winchester looks like Castiel?

Maybe it made some sense?

[valdelion]

The reason why having Cas and John on screen together with Dean was always gonna be a problem. How do you explain this without Sam snarking about daddy issues? You don't

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I may have something to add...

[coldasyou]

How to gif without photoshop

Hello! By popular demand (of like 4 people) I am going to write out a tutorial of how I make gifs when I’m on my personal laptop and don’t have access to photoshop. There is another method I use with a different software that is a bit more complicated and if people are interested, I will make a tutorial of that method as well. I’ll do my best to keep this concise, so let’s get started. 

Warning that this is VERY text and image heavy because I know how frustrating it can be when a tutorial feels like it’s skipping steps and I want this to be as clear as possible. Also please read this on desktop, tumblr mobile kills the quality of gifs inside text posts.

This is the video I will be giffing and here is the gif I will be making!

Keep reading

[thefriendlypigeon]

I hope you like this slightly whimsical, slightly creepy Cryptid!Castiel piece!

In my head, Castiel is kind of like the patron saint of hunters in this AU. Dean regularly comes to visit him, leaving little offerings, lighting candles, and praying for protection before heading back out into the world. I don't know... I just love the idea of their relationship having this almost mythical, reverent quality to it. 💙

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New chapter just dropped....

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Will They, Won't They? (They Will)

Dean/Cas Reverse Bang Art Masterpost

Written by the wonderful @deancebra

Art by me, @wom-womp

Deancebra was really fun to work with!! She gave such an interesting take on my prompt, and I'm so happy we get to finally share it with the world!! Get ready for straight guy!Dean, 2000s setting and croptop wearing Cas!!!

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Salvation

Dean/Cas Reverse Bang Art Masterpost

Written by the wonderful @dothwrites

Art by me, @wom-womp

She has such a way with her words and made our idea come to life in a way I didnt think was possible!! We've been yapping so much about this (and a couple of future projects...), and it is finally free!!! It was a total blast working with her, and I can not wait to continue to!!

[sirpompet]

Dean with bleached hair. Walk with me.

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I wonder how long this post will stay up. See the full here!

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Uh Tumblr took down my last post of Benny and Cas, so if you wanna see it check out my bkuesky I guess?

Guess no posting hole on main yall 😔😪

(Benny has nautical tattoos btw...)

[sirpompet]

castiel has the NASTIEST eyeroll out there i promise you. dean pisses him off so much i love it

extra: lookk at that cute ass nose twitch

[weirdonamedkiera]

He looking up to heaven like "this. This is what I fucking rebelled for. THIS?"

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This is Legal, but it Shouldn't be

(Chapter 3 of Cost of Compliance)

Fuck this job. Fuck these people (some more than others) and fuck that God-damned nepo baby. First day on the job, and Castiel is already hyperventilating in the bathroom. What fun!

First! Thanks so much to @aethercrystalz for editing and beta reading! Shes been so fun to work with! Thanks a lot to my other readers as well for helping me out and encouraging me to keep going! looking at you @demetriustheangel and @dothwrites!!! This chapter was so fun to write esspically Dean's POV. I know all of you want to murder Ketch, and I agree... Michael too tbh all hit and run them!!! Next chapter, we meet a very special redhead....

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Happy Valentine's Day to these lovely ladies!!! My Butch4Femme queens 💕

Designs from my office au which you could read here!!!

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God's Least Favourite Pretty Princess (Chapter 2 of Cost of Compliance)

Did she rob someone? No Should she have robbed someone...? Perhapse Castiel is fine. Probably.

First! Thanks so much to @aethercrystalz for editing and beta reading! Shes really been pulling her weight while being SUPER busy! This Chapter is longer, just like I promised!!! 5k phew!! Castiel is ok, guys!! Don't worry about her at allllll. ALSO RIP BUG YOU SHALL BE MISSED.... The next chapter is already in the works, expect Dean to finally show up 😈👀

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Sneak peek from Chapter 2 of my fanfic!

Destiel is, of course, the main relationship in the story, but I also wanted to sprinkle in a bit of camaraderie and alpha x alpha in! Stay tuned for next week!

-> Read prologue here

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Prouloge From Hell (Chapter 1 of Cost of Compliance)

No one said hunting was easy, job hunting that is. It's a dog-eats-dog world out there, and Castiel might as well give up. Attempting to survive the incredibly anti A/O society and the normality of city life, she must try to get to her interview on time.

First! A huge thank you to the amazing @aethercrystalz for editing and beta reading! Shes truely the best! This chapter is less gay girls kissing and more set up for future things to come. The next one will have more words, I promise it's just an intro, and I wanted to keep it short and snappy!

[wom-womp]

I come back, and you're making a fic? Life is amazing, actually

Kisses

You'll be shocked to find out I'm actually writing another one!!! Did I just use this post to promote my upcoming fic? Yes, I did! Come many, come few, it's going to be a fem!Destiel office romance, even for those who don't usually like a/b/o its less mpreg (fpreg in this case, I guess?) and more a discussion of gender and sex.

Posting date: soon???

(I also promise art...)