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Stranger Things

JVL

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Love Begins
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes

@theartofmadeline
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YOU ARE THE REASON

Origami Around
Claire Keane

ellievsbear

roma★
sheepfilms
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Peter Solarz

blake kathryn
trying on a metaphor
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@wompadan
Did I gain a fan?
As a celebration, here’s a context. Fill my ask box with name suggestions for the world’s worst children’s game.
Victorian slang terms you never knew existed
Rebloging for Crinkum-crankum. Must spread the word.
BITCH THE POT
Bring back “bitch the pot”.
Bitch that pot!
You are not beautiful just the way you are. There is no beauty in being unwilling or unable to change.
You are beautiful the way you want to be.
Goldman
William Goldman walks up to the counter and orders a grande caramelized toffee Colombiano. The barista goes to make it and after a moment’s thought realizes there’s no such thing. Goldman chuckles. He’s tricked them again. The barista has to hand it to him, though, that sounded pretty legit.
The best part is that he's spent like $88.76 over the past month and has yet to walk out with a single coffee
We all have that one person.
Typos sometimes lead to amazing mashups.
Black Widow Baby
wompadan There's a terrible rap song called Black Widow and in the lyrics it's always followed by Baby. "Black Widow Baby" and I can't help but hear her say "Black Little Baby" in baby-talk
ZillaBean that sounds plausible! like hewwo, widdow babeee i wonder if babies are ever like SHUT UP MY GOD SPEAK TO ME NORMALLY
wompadan hahahaha I'm gonna love ya, I'm gonna love ya Gonna love ya, gonna love ya a black widow, baby I'm going to love you, like a black little baby. um...
ZillaBean HOW WACIST
Thanks to my friend at http://zillabean.tumblr.com/ for making me laugh out loud today
Had to share this one.
This is my friend Wompa’s 97-year-old father trying out the Oculus Rift for the first time. His reaction is charming and wonderful and just makes me smile so much. I had the good fortune of enjoying this man’s company in the past and I’m so happy to see that he’s hardly changed as the years have passed.
Rock on, Dad :)
just found this from middle school holy shit
Holy crow, an ACTUAL V-Card.
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
I actually did go to Italy last month for fun and did not have to hire a sitter and it was amazing.
THESE ARE SO GREAT
I love that Jasmine is CLEARLY saying NOOO
#Oh look its linds
Oh look you’re right.
How I Helped Ruin Peter LaBarbera's Day
Well, I’ve got some time, so I guess now is a good moment to write about this.
So earlier this week at my school (Sinclair Community College), a campus organization called the Traditional Values Club invited a speaker, Peter LaBarbera (a class A piece of shit [homophobia trigger warnings for the links]) to give a talk entitled What “Gay” Activists Don’t Want You To Know. You may have noticed the quotes around the word “gay.” He does this literally every single time he ever writes out the word, because he’s of the belief that homosexuality is a curable malady, and therefore not really a thing. Yeah. Like I said. Class. A. Piece. Of shit.
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Have you ever seen a little girl run so fast she falls down? There’s an instant, a fraction of a second before the world catches hold of her again…a moment when she’s outrun ever doubt and fear she’s ever had about herself and flies. In that one moment, every little girl flies.
I need to find that again.