Being Generosa

The volatile chemical combination of fandoms, feminism, capoeira, and puns, in no particular order. Fandoms run the gamut from Teen Wolf to Anne of Green Gables and are too numerous to mention here. She/her or They/them pronouns. *I also have an OMG Check Please sideblog at caitlyn-farmer

[ampervadasz]

[officialkendallroy]

[altcomics]

[sad-boy-hank]

he looks so soft and gentle

[gif87a-com]

[boopsandswoops]

Munch

[wilwheaton]

num num num num num num num ahhhhhhhhh num num num num ahhhhhhhhh

[alfred-e-neuman]

“Please let there be sound”, I said as I clicked play. And there was. And it was exactly what I wanted. 10/10 would listen to little munches again.

[pillowpetco]

@onenicebugperday

[onenicebugperday]

One of my favorite things about raising caterpillars is hearing their nibbles!

[pieces0fconsciousness]

So much happiness and serotonin rn and outa focus hangy abe workout caterpillar wormy dude is my idol rn he told me its cocoon time

[fluentisonus]

notes apps are like:

carrots

yoghurt

bread

history and fate = same force in opposite directions? fate as forward acting trauma??

flour

meds

[butchdotgov]

Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.

[crystalandrock]

Millennial Tantalus has been promised that his unpaid internship will become a paid position as soon as the company has space for him. Every week he sees their new job posting. Every week he asks his boss if he can have a real job. The boss shrugs apologetically and says he’ll just have to make do with being paid in experience a little longer. He goes back and keeps working, over and over again, forever, and he never reaches the fruits of his labors.

[fiftysevenacademics]

Millennial Persephone can’t get a job without a degree, but because she had to take out loans to pay for college, she must spend 1/3 of her life working just to pay them off.

[sci-fantasy]

Millennial Cassandra’s title is Social Media Coordinator, she was hired to be the expert, but every time she tries to explain the problems in her company’s social media decisionmaking, the managers don’t listen…and end up hiring expensive PR flacks to repair the damage to their reputation when things blow up exactly as she predicted.

[necrofuturism]

Millennial Medusa uses multiple shades of primer and opaque foundation to cover the scars snaking across her face, hiding the bruises, aligning the asymmetry in her broken nose and jaw. Red matte on the lips, green shimmer on the lids. Flawless liner on the first try. She’s had lots and lots of practice. She films her transformation in secret for all to see and learn, and again, men are turned to anonymous stone faces screaming in horror. “Liar!” “Witch!” “Take her swimming on the first date!” These words do not discourage her. These words are a challenge. GlamGorgonXx posts another video.

[mao-tenno]

Millennial Prometheus uploads another PDF to his site. He’s lost track of the printing and edition of this textbook. He knows they just rearranged some of chapters then charge 150 dollars per copy, and the professor wrote the book himself. the ZIP fills uploads successfully, and he starts uploading the next one. He isn’t afraid of the potential lawsuit. knowledge shouldn’t held out of reach like this. 

[i-will-not-be-caged]

Millennial Circe screenshots all the lewd messages she gets from men on online dating sites and posts them on her very popular Instagram along with their pictures and usernames. When people accuse her of attempting to destroy their reputations, she insists she’s just revealing them for the pigs they truly are.

[jukeboxemcsa]

Millennial Odysseus is starting to suspect there’s something wrong with his GPS…

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktokmuseum]

you're supposed to remove the wrapper when you buy a dog

[redchrominance]

[goayogo]

Yeah, don’t bother with the sound

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption: [(audio) Sorry I can't talk right now. I'm doing hot they/them shit.]

[spikespiegell]

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

[historia-polski]

Robe à la Polonaise

“The robe à la polonaise or polonaise is a woman’s garment of the later 1770s and 1780s or a similar revival style of the 1870s inspired by Polish national costume, consisting of a gown with a cutaway, draped and swagged overskirt, worn over an underskirt or petticoat. From the late nineteenth century, the term polonaise also described a fitted overdress which extended into long panels over the underskirt, but was not necessarily draped or swagged.” (source)

Images:

Dress (robe à la polonaise), ca. 1780, French.  White silk de chine with hand–painted multicolored floral sprays.

Dress (robe à la polonaise), 1780–85, American.  Yellow silk de chine with hand–painted multicolored floral sprays.

Dress (robe à la polonaise), 1775-1780, altered several times; rosettes and green trim are 19th century.

Dress (robe à la polonaise), 1770-90, French.

Dress (robe à la polonaise), 1774–93, French.  Silk.

Dress (robe à la polonaise), c. 1787, most likely Italian.  Silk.

Dress (robe à la polonaise), c. 1780, French.  Yellow striped silk taffeta; hooked closure at front; buttons to tack robe; matching petticoat.

Dress (robe à la polonaise), c. 1780, British.  Linen.

[thefinalpaperheart]

I fucking love this little bit jenny does about football sdkjfhkdsjhfks

[hoochieblues]

[bitter-witcher-bitcher]

@bagginsgotdabooty

[surrealtiktoks]

[alphacrone]

now at an age where i just wanna MAKE shit. bread. candles. baskets. birdhouses. the world isn't my oyster, it's my deluxe lego set.

[i-am-fert]

Tube 2: Hypertube

[modmad]

5th dimensional object

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]