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iknewhxm:

“I’m going to need you to make out with me. It’s a life or death situation, unfortunately.”

Man, he doesn't even question it. A hot guy tells him that he needs to kiss him? Hell, he's all for it. So it shouldn't be a surprise to the other male when Colin steps forward, wraps his arms around him quickly and brings him in for a kiss.

#oops B)#iknewhxm

thewinterbuckaroo:

Did he just—?

He’s blushing now, he knows he is. Not only is this the most forward anyone in this century has been with him, but the guy is actually really good looking.

“Well, I- uh-“

There we go. Now he has him reeled in. Now, if he's careful... this one won't get away from him and tonight it going to be fun. Colin forces himself to push those thoughts to the back of his head and he forces a frown onto his lips, sighing heavily in mock defeat. "It's a shame -- I would have liked to text you, at least. ---- I know when I'm unwanted." He chews on his bottom lip and squeezes his shoulders once before moving to walk around him. "Have a good night." Now wait. One.... two.... three....

#colin pl s #thewinterbucakroo

deceivx:

” That’s hilarious, it really is. When was the last time you listened to me? “

"Mh... Right now. I'm listening to you right now."

#deceivx #gosh i feel u man #i feel u

deceivx:

” Like you would listen to me if I was.

"You never know, maybe I would listen to you."

#gosh i know;;;#i love colin so muc h dont even get me started ok #deceivx

thewinterbuckaroo:

“Well, I don’t have any use for my own number so-“

He shrugs and balls up the napkin, then throws it into a nearby trash can.

“-I guess that’s that.”

"No, I meant they were for you -- not -- ...okay." He just shakes his head and let's out a heavy sigh, shoulders rising and falling in time with the said sigh. This one was gonna be tricky to reel in, huh? "Now how am I gonna get a handsome guy like you to call me?"

#colin pls #thewinterbucakroo

deceivx:

womxnizer

” —— That’s not how you eat that. “

"---- Are you trying to tell me how to live my life?"

#oh gosh hello bae uvu #deceivx

thewinterbuckaroo:

”Huh? Oh. Thanks, I’m—”

”—pretty sure I didn’t drop a napkin with a phone number on it.”

His lips quirk up into a grin for a second, but he bites down on his bottom lip to stop the grin from getting any bigger. Keep up the act, Colin.

"No, no -- I'm pretty sure you did. Those are definitely your digits."

#thewinterbucakroo

"Hey --- hey, I think you dropped something."

#thewinterbuckaroo #;;starter

y'all should tag me in starters tho bc like i cant think up an open starter :^))))

#;;out of shirts

deadmens:

' The name should give it away. ‘

his eyes are going to be stuck in the back of his head because of this guy, but whatever, as long as he’s the one dealing with the crazy people tonight.

' By this rate, you’re going to have slept with everybody in this god damn place. ‘

His lips quirk up into a smile and he shakes his head a bit, brows lifting high on his forehead as he his pushes his sleeves up. "So," Colin starts as he picks up his glass of beer and takes a sip out of it. "By everybody you do know that includes you?"

#deadmens

thewinterbuckaroo:

“No, I’m usually on the same page with my one night stands in terms of goals.”

"What kind of goal is that? Do get up in the middle of sex and go jump into the harbor? Yeah, no. I'm pretty sure when you have a one night stand with someone it's just for pleasure and that's it. So, your goals aren't really different from my goals. Know what I'm saying?"

#thewinterbuckaroo

deadmens:

' Not surprised, actually. But he’s starin’ holes into you, and I feel like I’m going to be the next person on, When Animals Attack. ‘

Colin just grins at Dean, brows raising. "Animals attack, huh?" He's not exactly sure what that means, but he has a pretty damn good idea. His gaze flicks over at the bartender and he gives him a little 'sup nod before looking back at the man in front of him. "I don't need him. I already have my eyes set on someone."

#what even is that smile get it away from me #deadmens