forest expertise

send dog pics

[everythingstarstuff]

[kaedien]

boot up, Bitch

[awfulbear]

Boot up, Bitch!

[stonesibare-deactivated20190331]

MOOD! #2019goals

[geekandmisandry]

Just saw a doctor with the last name “Dang” and I was like “nice”.

Now I wonder if there are Englishy last names that mean something different in other languages.

[retailtherapyaddiction-deactiva]

Johnny Depp’s last name translates to douche in German

[geekandmisandry]

I don’t know if that’s true, but I believe it anyway.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

dear god it’s true

[darlingofdots]

It’s more like ‘idiot’ but these days ‘douchebag’ does feel more accurate

[alfred-e-neuman]

Well well well… 

If it ain’t Johnny Douchebag. 

[tinyplaidninjas]

Johnny Depp translates to douchbag in English too

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Me irl: No one can EVER know this secret Me to 8k strangers online: You guys will never believe this

[qantuta-deactivated20210319]

Me online

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

This is the only valid comment on this post

[onscreenkisses]

Lupita Nyong’o, Michael B. Jordan and Danai Gurira, Instyle Golden Globe After Party (2019)

[sadlean-deactivated20140712]

[stopgivingthemthings-deactivate]

All I want for Christmas is:

dark grey eye shadow

fingerless gloves

a fluffy oversized grey sweater

[opossummypossum]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

took a while but i did it

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[glyndaliker]

My cat gets really excited when I carry stuff. It doesn’t really matter what…

[canofmixxednuts]

This is everything

[musashi]

volume up for purrs

[mesopelagic]

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

[mesopelagic]

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

[mesopelagic]

its dive bombing me like its world war 2 im just tryn to shit

[mesopelagic]

toilet roll now controlled by enemy forces

anyway dolphin girls where like horse girls but since they couldnt get their own dolphins they always had 24 books called like “sparkle glimmer cove” wherever they went

[teenagerposts]

me: “nah I won’t fall asleep. I’m not even that tired”

also me 3 minutes later:

[memewhore]

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

[queen-esu]

[grim-grinning-gh0sts]

[island-delver-go]

(Source)

[alittlebitridiculous]

TAKE TO THE WOODS

[fins-feathers-fur]

Dear Pets

I’m so sorry I woke you up you were just so still and I though you were dead please forgive me

[sadboynate-deactivated20160121]

@dennys why are you calling me at nearly 3am

[dennys]

2 hang

[yattaze]

[thoodleoo]

me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-